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The 15 Most Terrifying Faces Of The Sochi Olympics

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The Sochi Olympics have been slightly anti-climatic compared to the surrounding controversies: slain puppies, cameras in bathrooms, next level Tinder hookups, still  there is one aspect we can’t get enough of. It’s those terrifyingly weird faces. Any activity that exerts that much energy is going to require a lot of funny faces mid twirl, jump or splash. The Winter Olympics are supposed to be elegant, graceful and poised yet even the best Olympians can’t resist making scrunchy, disgusted and frightful faces during the competition. To be honest, it’s their greatest feat aside from precise athleticism. Check out all 15 photos on College Candy…

Man Wants To Be Chi Omega Sorority’s Foot Slave And Houseboy

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A 30-year-old man sent in an email to University of Pittsburgh’s Chi Omega sorority asking to be their houseboy and foot slave. It’s always “been a dream” of this creeper and he wants to make it clear that there is absolutely “NOTHING SEXUAL.” Then why? Then what are you getting out of it? I have no idea what a foot slave is? Is it an endless pedicure and foot massage kind of thing or does it mean you are my slave but are only allowed to use your feet to make me mocha lattes? Read the email on College Candy…

No Date For Valentine’s Day? Rent A Gent!

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QUESTION: Are you a “go-getter” woman? Are you “smart and busy”? Is your “social calendar” full? Would you like to enjoy the “lifestyle that has been enjoyed by men for centuries”? If you have answered yes to all of these questions then perhaps you are in need of RENT A GENT. What is a rent a gent? Hmmm. It is a cross between a prostitute and a dog walker. A mashup of a gigolo and a fitness trainer. Learn more on College Candy…

So You’re “On A Break” With Your Boyfriend — What Are The Rules?

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A break is when a couple/partnership feels the need to try a trial separation, of sorts. There’s no shame in it, and while it’s a major crossroads for a twosome, it’s not the end, not yet at least. Two of the most important ways to survive the break is to establish what the rules of the break will be (before you ACTUALLY take the break), and to respect those rules. This makes us ask: what are the rules?Find out on College Candy…

10 Ways Men Are Shockingly Simple

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Men are simple creatures. This statement has got to be one of the most common clichés ladies hear every time their boyfriends, boy-toys, fiancés, and even husbands have them on the brink of tearing their hair out with confusion. How can this sweeping statement solve any one of the problems we face when interacting with the ever-baffling male species?

Well, this little gem of a cliché has been served to us on a silver platter time and time again and it’s high-time we paid heed to it. Here are 10 ways men cease to amaze us in their abundance of simplicity on College Candy… Keep reading »

How To Deal When a Guy Is Having Issues In the Bedroom

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You know, I think us ladies have it pretty easy when it comes to being good at sex. I feel like the baseline is just to not lay there like a corpse and to express enthusiasm. Our bodies don’t usually mechanically betray us in this particular arena – most of the time, mechanical problems with our lady parts can be fixed with lube. Guys, on the other hand, have to depend on their penises, which apparently have a mind on their own. Luckily, I’ve never been with a dude whose penis wasn’t functioning, but it is a thing that happens to men, regardless of age, fitness level, arousal level, etc. I know that if I were confronted with a penis that didn’t appear happy to see me, I would be a little bit bummed out. However, don’t let it ruin the moment. There are ways for both parties to leave the bed somewhat satisfied. Read more on College Candy…

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