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The 25 Best Things About Being A Grownup

The 25 Best Things About Being A Grown Up

I am turning 25 next week (Libras, represent!). A lot of my friends say you’re not an adult until you turn 25 years old, which is when your brain (allegedly) fully forms. It’s also when you’ve typically settled into adolescence with some kind of job or some kind of direction. On most days I lament getting older. Today I figured why not count some of the things that are actually great about not feeling like a kid who doesn’t know her butt from her brain. Read more on College Candy…

The 6-Step Guide To Curing Chronic Bitch Face

The 6 Step Guide To Curing Chronic Bitch Face

Bitch face is real. Bitch face is true. Bitch face can affect your daily life but you mustn’t give up; there is a cure! Bitch face is a chronic condition affecting millions of women all over the world. No matter culture, race or creed, bitch face can strike at any moment. Having a good time? Boom. Bitch face. Grocery shopping? Bam. Bitch face. At work? BAZONGOS. Bitch face. The face of a bitch can appear on your regularly normal looking face regardless of how you’re feeling. Many scientist believe celebrities like Kristen Stewart have rich inner lives with vast emotional spectrums but you wouldn’t know from looking.

Tired of having to reassure everyone you’re having a good time? Tired of strangers telling you to smile more in public? Tired of looking like an off-putting cold bitch at parties? We’ve got a cure for you and your face that is unacceptable in society. Read more on College Candy…

The 10 Best New Shows Coming To Fall TV

The 10 Best New Shows Coming To Fall TV

Sure, the coming of fall may signal the time for all basic chicks to get their PSL on and break out the furry boots, infinity scarves, and completely unnecessary hats. But more importantly, it means the start of a promising new TV season!

This summer was exceptionally bad for any new TV, so I am very much looking forward to all the possibility that this new season will bring. Below are 10 new shows starting this fall that are actually worth a watch (and hopefully two or three or 12 watches!). Read more on College Candy…

This Mom Dressed Her Sons Like Celebrities And It’s Everything

This Mom Dressed Her Sons As Celebrities And It's Everything

Is your day feeling particularly slow and sleepy? Get ready for all that to change, with these adorable baby pictures that will have your ovaries squee-ing. What could be better than smoking hot male models posing for your pleasure? Well, these nuggets definitely compete. Their mom started photographing them after a friend showed her pictures of “fashion kids” on Instagram. When she (like the rest of us) realized how ridiculous it is for tiny humans to wear outfits that cost more than a college degree, she decided to show parents how to create high fashion looks without spending beaucoup bucks. Read more on College Candy…

 

63 Things I Will Teach My Daughters About Sex

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I don’t plan on having kids but I often imagine what I would be like if I were a mother. I imagine all the things I would have to teach my kids to put them on the path of being a good person. Then I imagine how they still may not turn out as I hoped. I imagine all the great things they will do, all the challenges they will face and what the world might be like when they are in it. When I was a kid I would say that I would rather have a son than a daughter. Read more on College Candy…

This Nail Polish Can Supposedly Prevent Date Rape

This Nail Polish Can Supposedly Prevent Date Rape

Elle reports, “Developers at N.C. State University have created a nail polish that changes color when exposed to date rape drugs.” That is intense and awesome.  You’re at a party, you dip your finger in your solo cup, your fingernail changes color. Not only have you prevented something awful from happening to you, you’ve got your hands on the incriminating evidence.

As Elle notes, “instances of campus sex offenses have risen by as much as 50 percent in just the past three years.” Aye yie yie. I’m certainly aware that sexual assault on campus is a huge issue but it always hurts to hear the statistics. Read More On College Candy…

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