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14 Sunburns That Are Funny But Frightening

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Sunburns sound bad. I use the word “sound” because although I know brown people can get tans and sunburn (and should still wear spf!), it takes a lot more for us to get sunburned. I have so much empathy because this does not look like fun at all. Never mind how it feels but I’ve had roommates who couldn’t sit or lay down because it would just sting. Lather yourselves up in sunblock peeps, that Sun feels good but it will get you! Perhaps the worst part is that any part of you that is covered becomes some weird geometric shape that you probably have to live with for quite some time. Some people like to get sassy and make designs with their sunscreen which, I admit, can look like super cool henna tattoos. Seriously though, bless your hearts, people who sunburn easy. Bless your hearts. It takes courage and valor to go to the beach when this can happen. See more photos on College Candy…

#WorseCollegeClasses Is The Hashtag Of Our Nightmares

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Comedy Central’s game show @Midnight features a segment called Hashtag Wars and this week’s topic was #WorseCollegeClasses. To honor finals week and remind students that it could be worse, each game show contestant had to come up with college classes students wouldn’t want to take like “Advanced Meth or Fart History.” Twitter followers got to play along in real time and the results were some cringeworthy college classes along with users critiquing the bad grammar of the hashtag. In the context of the show “worse” does make sense but out of context it does look like it should be “worst college classes.” Check out the best Twitter responses and video on College Candy…

Seriously, Calm Down About Marriage

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Hey, guess what? I’m here with good news! Stop worrying about getting married.

I know this seems sudden. It’s only a normal Friday in May and you’re probably just living your own life.  But let’s be honest with ourselves. We think about getting hitched all the time. We think about marriage with awe and a sense of wonder, the way we look at marriage on Pinterest; and the pretty lace, peonies with twine around them, engagement pictures with your honey gazing at you like he NEVER has before. We also think about marriage in a state of terror and panic. When is it going to happen to me? Why are engagements popping up everywhere on Facebook but avoiding my life like the modern-day plague? Read more on College Candy…

10 Tips For Being On Top

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I think I suck at being on top. I have been sleeping with a guy who really likes it and every time I do it I feel like he is disappointed. Maybe I am making it up in my head but I feel really self-conscious when I do it; like I am missing something.  Am I a dud on top? I feel like an idiot up there. Teach me the ways! — Topsy Turvy

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if a guy doesn’t look like he’s having a great time when you are on top of him, you probably suck. BUT it’s ok, there is hope; I used to suck at it too (and I don’t think we are the only ones). Read more on College Candy…

 

Student Says Professor Lowered Her Grades Because She’s A Stripper

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An anonymous Portland State University student called “Red” alleges that her history professor lowered her grades after finding out she was a stripper. Red was relatively open about her career, she told a few people and even wrote about her experience for another class but when she told the wrong person her honesty backfired. Read more on College Candy…

15 Quotes That Sum Up Every Thought You Have On Mondays

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Today is Monday and while I’m not sure where you are in the world, in New York City it is bright and sunny. We’re finally settling into Spring and after a traumatizing polar vortex winter, the weather is getting warmer and thus more distracting. For students the promise of summer is lingering just barely out of reach and for us employees the premise of leaving work and still having daylight is intoxicating. Getting down to business or the usual grind on Monday gets harder and harder as temperatures rise. The need to get out and move your body can be a distraction from what’s at hand. After a holiday weekend of indulgence and community, today it’s even more difficult than usual to get into the swing of things. Read the 15 thoughts we tell ourselves on a beautiful Monday morning on College Candy…

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