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Man Wants To Be Chi Omega Sorority’s Foot Slave And Houseboy

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A 30-year-old man sent in an email to University of Pittsburgh’s Chi Omega sorority asking to be their houseboy and foot slave. It’s always “been a dream” of this creeper and he wants to make it clear that there is absolutely “NOTHING SEXUAL.” Then why? Then what are you getting out of it? I have no idea what a foot slave is? Is it an endless pedicure and foot massage kind of thing or does it mean you are my slave but are only allowed to use your feet to make me mocha lattes? Read the email on College Candy…

No Date For Valentine’s Day? Rent A Gent!

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QUESTION: Are you a “go-getter” woman? Are you “smart and busy”? Is your “social calendar” full? Would you like to enjoy the “lifestyle that has been enjoyed by men for centuries”? If you have answered yes to all of these questions then perhaps you are in need of RENT A GENT. What is a rent a gent? Hmmm. It is a cross between a prostitute and a dog walker. A mashup of a gigolo and a fitness trainer. Learn more on College Candy…

So You’re “On A Break” With Your Boyfriend — What Are The Rules?

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A break is when a couple/partnership feels the need to try a trial separation, of sorts. There’s no shame in it, and while it’s a major crossroads for a twosome, it’s not the end, not yet at least. Two of the most important ways to survive the break is to establish what the rules of the break will be (before you ACTUALLY take the break), and to respect those rules. This makes us ask: what are the rules?Find out on College Candy…

10 Ways Men Are Shockingly Simple

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Men are simple creatures. This statement has got to be one of the most common clichés ladies hear every time their boyfriends, boy-toys, fiancés, and even husbands have them on the brink of tearing their hair out with confusion. How can this sweeping statement solve any one of the problems we face when interacting with the ever-baffling male species?

Well, this little gem of a cliché has been served to us on a silver platter time and time again and it’s high-time we paid heed to it. Here are 10 ways men cease to amaze us in their abundance of simplicity on College Candy… Keep reading »

How To Deal When a Guy Is Having Issues In the Bedroom

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You know, I think us ladies have it pretty easy when it comes to being good at sex. I feel like the baseline is just to not lay there like a corpse and to express enthusiasm. Our bodies don’t usually mechanically betray us in this particular arena – most of the time, mechanical problems with our lady parts can be fixed with lube. Guys, on the other hand, have to depend on their penises, which apparently have a mind on their own. Luckily, I’ve never been with a dude whose penis wasn’t functioning, but it is a thing that happens to men, regardless of age, fitness level, arousal level, etc. I know that if I were confronted with a penis that didn’t appear happy to see me, I would be a little bit bummed out. However, don’t let it ruin the moment. There are ways for both parties to leave the bed somewhat satisfied. Read more on College Candy…

What Would You Say to this Rubber Ducky Condom?

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Last night, a girl went home to hook up with a guy. No big news there, right? Well, when it came time to get down to business, the guy (presumably one the girl had just met) pulled out a rubber ducky condom. Yes, this is real life. The condom tip was a rubber duck. It had wings and eyes and a lil beak, as you can see from the image on College Candy…

Bold Girl Lesson: Know When To Walk Away — And Know When To Run

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Half of the trouble I’ve experienced in relationships is simply not knowing when to “fold ‘em” and call it a day. Yeah, you’re probably out the $10 buy-in, but it’s a small loss in comparison to a broken heart. You lost that week, or month of time but you didn’t go all in on some guy just to find he’s bluffing. But it’s easier said than done, isn’t it? Read more on College Candy…

Dartmouth Sorority Leaders Boycott Rush Due To Racism, Classism And Queerphobia

Five leaders of the Darthmouth Panhellenic Council are boycotting rush week because they feel recruiting tactics used by sororities unfairly consider race, class, gender and sexual orientation. Those taking the stance the President of the Panhellenic council Eliana Piper, two vice presidents and two programming chairs, sent an email to the entire campus list-serve outlining their grievances that the Greek system is inherently racist, classist queerphobic and that there are high incidences of dangerous binge drinking and sexual assault.

While the women were hoping to completely stop winter rush Panhellenic executives and sorority presidents voted to continue as they usually would. The email is better than anything I can summarize so read it on College Candy…

Sorority Girls Gets Back At Boyfriend By Pooping On His Bed

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A tipster wrote into Total Frat Move saying,”A Beta took a chick home last night then ditched her to apparently hook up with another girl. The original girl wasn’t too happy so she took a shit on his chair then wiped with his comforter. Read more on College Candy…

Lady Gaga Blames Everyone For Failure Album ArtFLOP But Herself

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“‘Actors and singers need critics to grow’ is something you have made up and it is not healthy for the fans enjoying the music,” Lady Gaga said in one of many rants over the weekend. I thought this would be a good starting point because any artist/person who thinks their shit doesn’t stink is impossibly arrogant and delusional. How do you learn about yourself? Read more on College Candy…

 

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