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Khloe Kardashian’s Butt Is The Toast Of Instagram

What is it with the Kardashians and butts? Khloé Kardashian’s boyfriend, rapper French Montana, proudly posted an Instagram shot of her derriere yesterday. Apparently, he got the idea from Chris Brown, who surreptitiously took and posted a picture of now on-again-off-again GF Karrueche Tran laying face down in bed wearing just a bra and a thong. The photo has since been deleted, but Tran was apparently so disgusted when she found out that she called it quits on their relationship. (Really, that’s why you don’t want to date Chris Brown?) I’m not sure if Khloé knew what her guy was up to when he posted that photo, but methinks standalone ass snaps are kinda icky and invasive. Celebrity boyfriends of the world, take note. No more surprise ass shots please. [Refinery29]

Khloe Kardashian Knew Lamar Was Cheating On Her During Their Marriage

Khloe Files For Divorce
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Khloe Kardashian cites "irreconcilable differences" with Lamar Odom. Read More »
Lamar's Addiction?
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Does Lamar Odom have a drug addiction? Read More »
Lamar In Rehab
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Following reports of cocaine addiction, Lamar Odom checked into rehab. Read More »
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  • OH SHIT. In a teaser for this Sunday’s episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Khloe admits to Kourtney that she knew Lamar Odom was cheating on her. Khloe says she felt like she was living a lie trying to cover up Lamar’s two-timing, and that he didn’t think she’d really go through with the divorce. Ouch. [Huffington Post]
  • Relax, everyone, Steven Spielberg didn’t kill a dinosaur. [Business Insider]
  • Hillary Clinton is still being hounded by reporters about the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and she was all class when an interviewer wouldn’t let the topic go. [Huffington Post]
  • What Terry Richardson’s photo shoot with Mariah Carey looked like before he Photoshopped the hell out of it. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

This Instagram Photo Of Jared Leto Hugging The Whole World Is Everything You Never Knew You Needed

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Last weekend, Jared Leto posted an Instagram photo of himself hugging a tree with a dopey, blissed-out grin on his face. Today, a Photoshopped version of the picture has surfaced with multiple Jareds in it, hugging everything he can find. Is this not exactly what the internet needs on a Friday? [E! Online] [Photo: Instagram]

A Pregnant Tarantula Is On The Loose In Brooklyn

Escaped Tarantula

UPDATE, 7/13, 5p.m.:  THANK GOD, this was only a hoax! [New York Post]

Brooklyn is on the hunt for Penelope, a pregnant Mexican Red Rump tarantula, who is apparently someone’s beloved pet. She escaped from her owner’s home, and flyers have turned up in the neighborhood with this plea for help:

I know she looks crazy scary, but she’s mostly harmless. She’s pregnant, so I’m hoping to find her before she has her babies. She’s mostly active at night and likes to hide in dark corners. She shouldn’t bite, but sometimes jumps when frightened. If you find her, please try to catch her and put her in a tupperware bowl with a few holes in the top for air. Then please call me and I will come get her.

I have so many questions. How many babies do tarantulas have? Where did Penelope find another tarantula to knock her up? What if her babies disperse themselves all over the city and creep into apartments through air vents en masse and viciously attack Brooklynites in our sleep?! If you live in New York and see a terrifying tiny beast chilling on the sidewalk, you know who to call. [Gothamist] [Image via Imgur]

Here’s What Happens When You Accidentally Sext Your Dad (And Live Tweet The Fallout)

When Twitter user Nyjah accidentally sent a nude selfie to her dad, he was less than pleased. Below, the hilarious harrowing saga of sexting gone majorly wrong.

First, sheer panic:

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Here Is Your Solution To Biking With A Skirt On

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No More Flashing!

For those of us sick of worrying about flashing everyone while biking in a skirt, Johanna Holtan and her friends have found the solution we’ve all been waiting for. Penny In Yo Pants is their method for MacGyvering a nifty button to keep your skirt intact using a penny and a rubber band. The ladies are now working to create a product that offers the same solution without puckering a skirt’s fabric like pennies do, and will launch it on Kickstarter soon. Watch and learn — it’s so simple! [The Gloss]

The “Stop The Beauty Madness” Campaign Gets Real About The Value We Put On Appearance

Created by writers Robin Rice and Lisa Meade, the Stop The Beauty Madness campaign aims to shake women out of the belief that they are not beautiful and to wake us up to the impossible aesthetic standards we’re held up to. The ads, which can be seen here, state some not-so-pretty truths about the way our culture perceives women. Like the photo above, they’re not exactly pleasant realities, but the campaign’s choice to present them without sugarcoating strikes me as very bold. Few body acceptance campaigns are as direct and brutally honest as this one — and that’s the point. Stop The Beauty Madness wants to create a better world for women’s worth than the one we currently live in, and has even put together a free 10-week audio series that will encourage listeners to better understand unfair beauty standards and the road to self-acceptance. More information about the campaign is available on its website or on Twitter via the hashtag #StopTheBeautyMadness. [The Gloss]

9 Tips For Taking On Jealousy

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Of all the ugly emotions out there, jealousy has to be one of the worst. It can feel childish, petty and almost like a primal rage. But it’s also inescapable; jealousy is almost like an epic equalizer, because everybody feels it now and then. On the path toward emotional growth, jealousy is one of the hardest hurdles to take on because it seem like such an out-of-control, counterproductive emotion, but it can be used for good. Whether it’s competitive jealousy with friends and acquaintances or the kind of jealousy that inches its way into monogamous relationships, this crummy feeling can take us to the emotional maturity level of a 7th grader with the snap of a finger. We can’t just make it disappear, but we can find ways to handle it like (semi) grown-ups. Keep reading »

Laverne Cox Is The First Openly Transgender Emmy Award Nominee

Q&A: Laverne Cox
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Meet Laverne Cox, the trans actress from "Orange Is The New Black." Read More »
"Laverne Is Not A Woman"
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A writer for National Review goes after the transgender actress. Read More »
Teachable Moments
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Katie Couric learned something important about trans folks. Read More »
  • Laverne Cox became the first openly transgender Emmy nominee today, receiving a nod for her work in “Orange Is The New Black.” In a celebratory statement, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation said, “Today, countless transgender youth will hear the message that they can be who they are and still achieve their dreams — nothing is out of reach. Laverne’s success on a hit series is a clear indication that audiences are ready for more trans characters on television.” Damn straight! [The Wrap]
  • Pamela Anderson wrote a poem about filing for divorce (again). [Page Six]
  • The website for Farrah Abraham’s new frozen yogurt shop was hacked today resulting in an oh-so-graphic GIF from her “Back Door Teen Mom” sex tape. Oh dear. [Starcasm]
  • Jimmy Kimmel and his wife Molly McNearney welcomed their first child today! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Even Madeleine Albright Is An Amy Poehler Fan

Even Madeleine Albright Is An Amy Poehler Fan

To congratulate Amy Poehler on her Emmy nomination, Madeleine Albright made out a very special autograph to Leslie Knope, her Albright-worshipping character on “Parks and Recreation.” Amy was nominated for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. If only Leslie knew she had so many friends in high places! [Twitter, The Wire]

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