If he put a love child in her, I will never forgive him.
It seems like every time I turn on HGTV, I’m greeted by another grinning couple on the screen showing off their 250-square foot house that they cram themselves and their three small children into, proudly declaring they are part of the “small house movement.” Despite their tiny digs, these people are always, always, very financially comfortable. Rich, even.
It’s not just concealer, it’s a MAGIC ELIXIR.
And they’re getting paid $7.5 million to write it.
Stabbing me right in the feels.
Who needs South Beach when you have “Shake It Off”?
THE PLOT THICKENS.
You can take the girl out of Michigan, but I’m not so sure you can ever take the Michigan out of the girl. I never thought this would be the case when I first left home, but the deeper I delve into building a life here on the East Coast, the harder I stubbornly cling to my…
Such a tragedy.
“It’s not just going to come out of you. You get out what you put in.”…
“Don’t make the mistake of comparing your twisted up insides to other people’s blow dried outsides.”…
These people put the FUN back into proposals.
“What’s your email, Lizzie? Lizzie@BigGiantLoser.com?”…
My wildest TV dreams are coming true.
Taye Diggs in fishnets? Yes please.
After assessing the lives and habits of 262,000 people, a recent study conducted by polling company CivicScience found that as far as statistics go, Americans are pretty damn happy. Shocker, right? If anecdotal evidence and oft-cited bits of pseudo-science are any indication, I’ve been under the impression that Americans are some of the least happy people on the planet, despite…
Girl, let go of your victim complex already.