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“Drunk J.Crew” Is Your New Favorite Tumblr

Drunk J. Crew

Some genius with a Tumblr account has astutely observed that all the models in the J.Crew catalogue look mildly drunk off their asses. Drunk J. Crew puts words in the mouths of those tipsy ladies, and the end result is perfect. It’s hard not to wonder why it took us all so many years of shopping at J.Crew or casually perusing their catalogues before these boozy vibes came to the surface. [Gawker] [Images via Drunk J.Crew] Keep reading »

Jude Law Has A Fifth Child On The Way

  • Jude Law is expecting his fifth child with his ex Catherine Harding. Mazel tov! [Just Jared]
  • Chelsea Handler explains that Vine of Jason Biggs peeing on her face. (Yes, it’s real!) [D Listed]
  • An open letter to Wiz Khalifa and Future about their butthurt whine-fest “Pussy Overrated.” [Vibe]
  • Joan Rivers’ official cause of death was determined to be low blood oxygen. Her brain lacked the oxygen it needed for a lengthy period of time, and medical examiners found no obvious mistakes on the part of her doctors. Her daughter Melissa told ABC, ”We continue to be saddened by our tragic loss and grateful for the enormous outpouring of love and support from around the world. We have no further comment at this time.” [ABC News] Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Lives My Dream Of Drowning In Kittens In This Diet Coke Commercial

Taylor Swift
Paradise, Basically

Taylor Swift is apparently Diet Coke’s new spokesgirl, and in this new commercial, she spends her afternoon surrounded by an ocean of kittens. Her own cat Olivia Benson even makes a cameo at the end, and if I’m being honest I’m totally twitching from wanting to pet all those little furballs. Meanwhile, Taylor’s other cat Meredith receives zero TV airtime and is totally getting the shaft. Sigh. It’s tough to be Mer. [Celebuzz]

Jimmy Fallon And Brad Pitt Had A Dance-Off Last Night

Brad Pitt
Dance It Out

When Brad Pitt paid a visit to “The Tonight Show” last night to promote his movie “Fury,” he opted out of the traditional interview route and chose to have a subtitle-fueled dance conversation with Jimmy. I have to admit, I’m pretty impressed with their moves! [Us Weekly]

Neil Patrick Harris Will Host The 2015 Oscars!

  • Neil Patrick Harris is set to host the 2015 Academy Awards. He’s performed at the awards before but this will be his first time hosting. He’s already been the host at two Emmy broadcasts and four Tony Awards broadcasts. Can’t wait! [TV Line]
  • Chris Brown took it upon himself to comment on a disease mercilessly leading thousands upon thousands of people to painful, isolated deaths by tweeting ”I don’t know … But I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control. Shit is getting crazy bruh.” Headdesk. He followed up with another tweet that said, “Let me shut my black ass up.” [Death + Taxes] Keep reading »

Lesbian Couple Asked To Leave A Store For Kissing On National Coming Out Day

Couple

On Saturday (which was National Coming Out Day, making this story even more bleak), a lesbian couple was kicked out of a UK grocery store for sharing a “light kiss.” Ugh. Annabelle Paige, a Sussex University student, stopped by a Sainsbury’s store in Brighton with her girlfriend. A security guard approached the pair and told them they’d have to either stop showing affection or “take it outside” (though the store is still attempting to deny that the couple was actually asked to leave). Paige initially thought the woman was joking, because she’d never experienced such a thing and saw plenty of straight couples in the store being equally as affectionate. The security guard apologetically told Paige that she had received a complaint from a customer who saw Paige give her girlfriend the kiss. The customer said that she was worried for the safety of her child because the couple’s actions were “disgusting.” Keep reading »

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