We’ve all had one of those days, in which we’re full of bitterness and taking it out on everyone but the one person who actually made us angry. Luckily for society, I’ve never been put on sandwich board duty at a job on one of those days. Restaurant and coffee shop employees of the world, I envy your ability to direct your frustration to the masses through cranky comments and sarcastic jokes. Behold, some of the snarkiest passive aggressive sandwich boards to grace the sidewalk.
Simba the Tibetan Mastiff is about as low-key as dogs get. Weiwei, his little human friend, gets to play with, sing to, and climb all over Simba to her heart’s content, and I’m profoundly jealous. [BoingBoing]
Being a corgi is stressful. Running around on those short legs, wondering what kind of kibble you’ll be fed, and being the internet’s favorite dog would stress anyone out. It’s a rough life, but as this blissed-out puppy would tell you, massages make it all better.
Meet Tucker, a sweet cat who, like feline celeb Lil Bub, was born with genetic abnormalities that give her an adorably unique look. Tucker’s former family was unable to care for her, so she currently lives at Purrfect Pals, a shelter in Washington that cares for special needs cats. The one-year-old kitteh is looking for a loving forever home. Not all of Tucker’s joints are constructed normally, so she needs special accommodations not to hurt herself. She also has an auto-immune disease that makes her skin bruise easily, so she (adorably) wears cat-sized T-shirts to stay safe. Tucker also suffers from hair loss. She adores children, being pet under the chin, and playing with string toys. Tucker’s adorable face makes an easy candidate for kitty internet stardom alongside Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat, but Tucker hardly has expectations of the celebrity life. All she longs for is to spend her days sitting on laps and sharing love with a human family. Could you be her new owner (and if it strikes you, her internet showbiz manager/meme creator)? If you’re interested or just would like to help other kitties in her plight, you can adopt Tucker here or make a donation to Purrfect Pals here. Hang in there, Tucker! [Examiner, BuzzFeed] [Image via Purrfect Pals]
As Abercrombie & Fitch continues its slow descent into obscurity, the company is attempting to regain some profit by removing the logos from their clothes that once made the chain famous. After all, logos just aren’t trendy anymore, and Abercrombie is only a store for “cool” kids. Teenagers are apparently opting to spend their money on cheaper brands like Forever 21, Zara and H&M, leaving Abercrombie in the dust. The company has spent the last while scrambling to bounce back from a string of dismal PR moves like starving models, selling T-shirts that bully celebrities, and claiming for years that plus-size shoppers are not welcome in the store. The real problem isn’t these horrible decisions, it’s the douchebags behind them who are running the company. Abercrombie’s CEO, Mike Jeffries, seems to be sorely lacking in ethics, and lost his chairman title earlier this year. While North American stores will opt for a more generic look, international stores will continue to sell logo-focused apparel. At the company’s height, the Abercrombie logo was emblazoned on every popular kid’s chest in high school hallways as the brand made its fortune touting itself as an exclusive club that only the sexiest and wealthiest of teenagers got to be part of. That exclusionary attitude has gotten a whole lot of flack since the company’s prime, and maybe by letting go of the logos, they’re trying to shed that reputation. The idea of Abercrombie suddenly aiming to be inclusive is too optimistic for me to imagine though, so I’m going to assume instead that they’re hoping shirts without logos will make kids less embarrassed to buy a brand that most people now loathe. [Chicago Tribune]