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Who knew the PSL was rife with so much controversy? READ MORE »


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Hello, all! I hope you’re sitting on a patio avidly exploring your new iOS update, along with the Kardashian/Jenner apps, sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, celebrating your right to be a complete douchebag if you fucking feel like it. Isn’t it wonderful? Isn’t it freeing? Are you overwhelmed by the unimpeded spread of technology… READ MORE »


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Evangelicals give their kids glitter glue to make hate signs? READ MORE »


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Happy lead into Labor Day, guys, a holiday in keeping with American tradition in that most of us have no idea what it’s for, but we’ll definitely be drunk on it! Regardless, it’s time to power down—like Shabbat, but with hard liquor. Stop watching Diamond Candle reveal videos. Stop reading about those poor Duggar sisters,… READ MORE »


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As the summer peters out, so do a lot of other things. Whatever you assembled as your bikini body is now Tiki Tuesday’d a little fuller, ready to accept the bounty of fall. The bunnies will soon be gone from your yard. Peaches will be dead to you. Your mother is a bad day at… READ MORE »


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Hello, Dollies. I thought I would greet you how my mother usually greets me. Her pet name for me is Dolly, because she very much wanted to name me after Dolly Parton and was shot down by my father. See, this is a safe space—I’m sharing! What were your childhood pet names? Do your parents… READ MORE »


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Hey nerds, how’s it hangin? A little to the left is fine with me, we’re all friends here. I hope you’re sitting somewhere with your toes out with ice in your wine. Yeah, I said ice in your wine. Don’t act like when it’s mid summer and you’re trying to get a little buzz on… READ MORE »


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Hey guys, are you having a nice summer? Have you worn a tank top yet? Do you have a flip flop tan? Have you had drunk, unsatisfying sex with that bartender you decided with your gal pals one night after too many pickle backs was “totes my summer fling?” Did you decide you weren’t going… READ MORE »


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For every story that “Orange Is The New Black” has inspired in the media, I never thought that I would come across one that uses the show as an example of how white women aren’t taken care of well enough. But of course there is one. READ MORE »


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I think we should start a Change.org petition requesting that the government replace the Fluoride in the water with Valium. Everyone is just so uppity these days. Everyday a new dildo, disguised as Republican man, announces his run for President. People keep opening stores just for stupid things like cupcakes. There are still states that… READ MORE »


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What a goddamn week it’s been. READ MORE »


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Can an obsession with a news story go too far? READ MORE »