Profile for Chloe Caldwell

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True Story: My Crazy Craigslist Casual Encounter

Your To-Do List
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My First Time...
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True Story: My Crazy Craigslist Casual Encounter

The results are in — after asking you guys to share with us the thing you’d most like to check off your to-do list, we’ve got a winner! Turns out sex with a near stranger is something that we’re all kinda into — check out this piece on using Craigslist for more than just finding an apartment, and be sure to see “The To Do List” starring Aubrey Plaza, in theaters today!

When I was 23, I moved to Seattle from New York City, for no particular reason except that I felt compelled to. When I got there, I was coming down from a pretty irreverent sex life in the Big Apple. I’d just had my first foursome and I was at what you could call a sexual peak. So basically, I was horny all the time.

I moved into a condominium which was like living on Pluto or some planet where I was the only inhabitant. My new condo had an elevator, a gym downstairs, two bathrooms, and a dishwasher. I’d never lived in a nice place before –  especially one with a dishwasher — and I truly didn’t know what to do with myself. Keep reading »

The “Sex In 7 Days” Regimen

5 Sex Moves
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Sexy & Unsexy Food
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I don’t have much spontaneous sex; the sex I have is usually planned. Scheduled, even. While guys just change their T-shirt and they’re ready to go, I have to endure an entire prep-for-sex checklist. Isn’t it infuriating? Oh, the trials and tribulations of being female. When the prospect of sex comes around,  I try my best to set a date to do it. If that doesn’t work, I have to rely on my sexual premonitions. My psychic abilities tend to be correct about 70 percent of the time. I just enjoy sex more when I am prepared. If I don’t know I’ll be getting laid, I’ll eat more or less what I want, work out somewhat minimally and find myself totally ill prepared for the encounter. When sex is planned I’m like, “Oh my God! I am having sex next Saturday night! Starting tomorrow is sex-prep week!” Click through for my tried and true “Sex In 7 Days” regimen.

First Time For Everything: My Craigslist Casual Encounter

The results are in — after asking you guys to share with us the thing you’d most like to check off your to-do list, we’ve got a winner! Turns out sex with a near stranger is something that we’re all kinda into — check out this piece on using Craigslist for more than just finding an apartment, and be sure to see “The To Do List” starring Aubrey Plaza, in theaters today!

When I was 23, I moved to Seattle from New York City, for no particular reason except that I felt compelled to. When I got there, I was coming down from a pretty irreverent sex life in the Big Apple. I’d just had my first foursome and I was at what you could call a sexual peak. So basically, I was horny all the time.

I moved into a condominium which was like living on Pluto or some planet where I was the only inhabitant. My new condo had an elevator, a gym downstairs, two bathrooms, and a dishwasher. I’d never lived in a nice place before –  especially one with a dishwasher — and I truly didn’t know what to do with myself. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: Confessions Of A Chronic Masturbator

Female Ejaculation
One woman talks about her failure to squirt. Read More »
Dry Humping
An argument in favor of old school dry humping. Read More »
Learning From Sis
This writer's sister taught her how to masturbate. Read More »

My mother and I were standing in the Atlantic Ocean with water up to our knees.

“Remember when I caught you masturbating, Chloe?” she asked.

“No! When?”

“When you were five.”

“I wasn’t five, mom.” Keep reading »

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