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“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Film Won’t Lack Raunchy Sex — Will Receive NC-17 Rating!

It looks like the film version of Fifty Shades of Grey may not be for everybody, quite literally. Kelly Marcel has taken on the task of penning the screenplay for the first film of the series and according to her, it is going to have to have an NC-17 rating. She says they are absolutely going to push all of the limits and go as far as possible to truly bring the mega popular book to life.

That seems to me like the only way that a book based on the BDSM lifestyle can ever make it to the big screen. Let’s face it, Fifty Shades is all about the raunchy sex and if the powers-that-be choose to water it down it’s going to be an absolute box office flop. They have to make it rival the books in terms of the really edgy sex play. Read more…

Are Katie Holmes & Jake Gyllenhaal Secretly Dating?

There have been mixed reports about Katie Holmes’ love life ever since her split from husband Tom Cruise last summer. The mom is raising Suri Cruise in New York City, but is making time for herself too. She landed a gig on Broadway in a show called Dead Accounts, and now she’s landed the perfect guy! A new report claims that Katie is having a secret romance with Jake Gyllenhaal!

“All eyes will be out for a first sighting of Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal in 2013 after it was claimed the pair are secretly dating,” UK Grazia reported. Apparently, the couple were “introduced by Katie’s former ‘Dawson Creek’ flame Joshua Jackson. Josh has been the mastermind behind this romance.”It’s about time Katie pick her romantic life up and start living! She’s young and beautiful (and possibly a manipulative gold digger who planned their whole marriage, all with a sweet smile that barely covers her conniving mind), and she deserves love and happiness. Read more…

Brad Pitt Buying Angelina Jolie Sex Tape For $10 Million

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been quiet lately. Have they been hiding out in embarrassment? 2012 hasn’t been the best year for the Brangelina Brand. The couple rang in the year as a punching bag and left it the same way. Who could forget the leg at the Oscars? Angelina’s nonsensical posing is still being talked about close to a year later because it was so staggering to watch her try SO HARD. Angelina’s not supposed to try to get us to look at her. We’re supposed to be drawn to her like moths to a flame. And then came the movie problems. Brad Pitt’s “World War Z” continues to be haunted with re-shoots and collaboration issues (however I’m still excited to check it out because I want to know how badly they stray from the book which was incredible). Then Killing Them Softly bombed quite loudly and I don’t even have to mention the Chanel ads, do I? I still can’t get over what he was thinking as he was sputtering out all those Dr. Seuss-like nothings. Read more…

“True Blood” Season 6 Spoilers: Who Will Be The New Villain In Bon Temps?

I will now use the joke that nobody gets tired of hearing: Waiting sure does suck! We can’t wait for summertime because summer leads to one glorious thing, and that thing is HBO’s southern gothic vampire series known as “True Blood,” created by Alan Ball. One thing HBO is masterful at is making sure they don’t release too much info about the upcoming seasons. They like their fans to be surprised, so of course they’re going to make sure they aren’t naughty with their fangs and spoil the future stories. However, just like with all shows, juicy bits and pieces of future storylines inevitably find their way out. And we have just a few pieces of new information that we think will whet your appetite for all things vampire.

If spoilers bother you … As always, please turn your fangs away from the computer screen. At the end of last season, we saw Bill explode and then reform into some type of super-vamp-god-situation, and while he will undoubtedly be an antagonist that Sookie Stackhouse, Eric, and others will have to deal with, we’ve just heard that a new baddie will be strolling into Bon Temps, our fave lil’ southern city where things always seem to be going awry. Read more….

Channing Tatum’s Wife Jenna Dewan’s Pregnancy Was A Total Surprise

The current issue of Us Weekly features the cover story, “Channing and Jenna Are Having A Baby.”  The Magic Mike star, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum confirmed to the magazine that after three years of marriage they are expecting their first child together.  The couple met on the set of the 2006 film ‘Step Up’ and maried in Malibu, California on July 11, 2009.   “Jenna Dewan-Tatum and Channing Tatum are pleased to announce that they are expecting the birth of their first child next year,” their rep confirmed. Read more…

Kate Middleton Nurse Jacintha Saldanha: Suicide Note Blames Hospital For Bad Treatment

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Kate Middleton’s nurse, Jacintha Saldanha, who killed herself after falling for a prank from two Australian radio hosts, left three suicide notes and one of them is highly critical of King Edward VII Hospital and how management treated her after the hoax.

According to the The Daily Beast, one of the letters deals with the logistics of her funeral; the other outlines how Saldanha struggled with falling for the phone call from Mel Greig and Michael Christian who pretended they werePrince Charles and Queen Elizabeth; and the final letter criticizes the hospital for how it treated her and it is said to have left her family members extremely upset. As we reported, Saldanha never told her family about the prank and they didn’t know until after she died because they do not watch television. Read more…

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