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Miley Cyrus’ Cutting Habit Outed By Brother Trace

It figures that while the whole world would be talking about Miley Cyrus’ engagement to Liam Hemsworth, her brother Trace Cyrus would call her out for her dirty, alleged cutting habits.

What a helpful, brotherly thing to do! Last Wednesday Trace tweeted, “Sending my love for girls who got some cuts at their wrists. I hope u find what you’re looking for.” In case you’re wondering, that’s the day Miley revealed her engagement. Thanks for the well wishes brother dear! Shitty timing or shitty brother?

Miley thinks shitty brother. A source told HollywoodLife.com that Miley is“frustrated” by her brother’s message since she has been singled out for disturbing scars on her wrist in the past. Naturally, Miley denied the allegations but she’s pissed that Trace put “unneeded focus” on the old news. Of course she is! Screw mental health, she’s got a wedding to plan y’all! Read more …

Director Hopeful Wants Ryan Gosling For “Fifty Shades of Grey”

Bret Easton Ellis is the newest director being tossed into the ring to helm the Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation and he’s suggesting everyone’s favorite first love, Ryan Gosling, for the hard spanking, nipple clamping, domineering lead.

American Psycho and Rules of Attraction author, Ellis, is clearly no stranger to working with taboo subjects and is pitching his ideas to the studio to take the controversial and mega-successful movie on. He took to twitter to dig up some conversation over who should play the key romantic roles of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. To say a few people are interested is an understatement. Hollywood sees these as career making roles. Read more …

Truck Driver Insists Lindsay Lohan Bribed Him To Lie About Car Crash!

The truck driver who was involved in the hot mess of a wreck yesterday in Los Angeles is now insisting Lindsay Lohan bribed him to lie about what really happened in yesterday’s car crash!  The story just gets juicier and juicier!

According to TMZ, the truck driver, known only as ‘James’ has come forward claiming the troubled actress tried to offer him money to keep his silence as to the details of the crash — because, apparently, he says Lilo tried to leave the scene! Read more…

Rumor: Angelina Jolie Eager To Direct Mommy Porn “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

Fifty Shades of Grey has been referred to as “Mommy porn,” so it actually makes sense that mother of six, Angelina Jolie, might be eager to direct the film adaptation of E.L. James‘s popular novel.  The steamy trilogy has picked up steam in the last two months and it seems anyone and everyone is reading the books, which tell the story of Ana Steele and Christian Grey’s kinky relationship. Hollywood has also been buzzing with industry predictions on who will win the coveted roles that are sure to send a few careersskyrocketing. Read more…

Charlie Sheen Explodes And Attacks Innocent Staples Center Security Guard

Charlie Sheen, the bad boy of Hollywood, exploded and attacked an innocent Staples Center security guard Wednesday night — and we’ve got the scoop!

He has been ridiculed, parodied, and utterly destroyed the past year. His name has been on the front page of tabloids the world over. He has been infamous for his outbursts, prostitutes and drug use and now it seems Charlie is back on track as the biggest badass in Hollywood.  Who in their right mind takes on a security guard? Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Read more and see video…

Chris Brown Tries To Sing Rihanna Back To Bed

Chris Brown is widely known for violently attacking Rihanna, and now it seems he is using his music to ask her for forgiveness! The controversial singer released his new song, “Off That Liquor,” and now the internet is burning with rumors that Chris is actually asking Ri-Ri for forgive-forgive.

The lyrics in the single contain the following lines, “Them other girls ain’t got nothing on ya. Patron mixed with … that’s your recipe.” Ri-Ri is a very well known fan of Patron tequila.

Brown continues in the song, “Come, if it’s loving that you need, from me!” which almost exactly mirrors Rihanna’s lyrics in her 2005 hit, “If It’s Lovin That You Want.” Read more…

Is Beyonce Pregnant Again?

Beyonce and husband, Jay-Z, are pregnant with their second child. The Crazy in Love singer, and mother to 5-month-old Blue Ivy, is said to be about two months along with her newest bundle of joy.

MediaTakeOut.com reports that a source very close to the couple confirmed Beyonce will probably spill the baby beans about her new arrival sometime around the end of the summer. Although Beyonce hasn’t told the source flat out she was with child, he said there have been tell tale signs. Apparently the singer has put the kibosh on the drinking. “She didn’t drink any alcohol [for weeks] and we’ve ordered Petrus & Champagne multiple times. And Petrus is her favorite wine! It just wasn’t her.”

And she’s also started taking folic acid pills again. As every woman knows,folic acid pills are primarily used when a woman is planning on getting knocked up or already is. Read more …

Brian McKnight Releases YouPorn Anthem

Brian McKnight has released the “YouPorn Anthem” and let me just say the song is filthy. It is even more graphic than his song “If You’re Ready to Learn”, which was released in April. If you recall the latter was a song about a woman’s nether region. Well now, the smooth crooner and now dirty crooner that he is has released a track that seems to be about yet another body part … the anal region. Read more…

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick photo

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more…

Justin Theroux Calls Off His Wedding To Jennifer Aniston!

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux

t seems Justin Theroux is sick to death of his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston’sobsession with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and has called off their weddingindefinitely!  Jen is said to have collapsed into tears when she heard the news of Brad and Angelina’s engagement and that didn’t make Justin very happy.

“This was going to be Jen’s BIG year for love and happiness. She and Justin were knee-deep in wedding preparations when Jen got the shattering news that Brad and Angie were announcing their en­gagement and making plans to wed this year.” says a source. Read more…

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