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Jennifer Aniston Getting Married At Julia Roberts’ House?

Everyone sort of pegged Jennifer Aniston as a destination Mexico weddingsort of gal but news is that she has her sights set on New Mexico instead. And this isn’t any ordinary venue. Jen’s all about getting married at Julia Robert’shouse. But can Julia say yes? Isn’t this a conflict of interest between friends?

We’ve all been there. When you break up, you have to pick and choose which friends come with you. I always figured Julia went with Brad Pitt. They’ve been in four movies together and have always seemed pretty. Jen was involved in that friendship when she and Brad were together. There are tons of photos of everyone partying at Lake Como with George Clooney and the other “Oceans 11″ people. But when Brad and Jen divorced, she moved on from that crowd. Usually Jen kicks it with Sheryl Crow, Courtney Cox and Angelina Jolie basher Chelsea Handler for girls’ trips to Mexico. I’ve never once heard of Julia joining that crowd. Julia doesn’t seem like much of a joiner, right? Read more…

Angelina Jolie’s Choice For Maid-Of-Honor Is Her Brother

Angelina Jolie has always appeared to be very close to her brother James Haven.  Sometimes a little too close- like at the 2000 Oscars when she very passionately kissed James in front of the masses. What ensued was a hailstorm of controversy as the two laughed off the notion of having an incestuous relationship.

According to the latest issue of GLOBE, Angie has picked James to serve as Maid-of-Honor when she ties the knot with Brad Pitt. Read more…

Is Scientology Keeping Tom Cruise Away From Suri Cruise?

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Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter in over 50 days. His people say he’s filming and that he talks to her over the phone constantly. We’ve already been through this. Tom is a worker. His career means the world to him and he’s doing everything he can to get back in his game. Interesting enough, rumors have been running wild that he’s even been reconsidering his high profile role in Scientology because of all the b-tch slaps Katie Holmes gave him this year which ultimately led him to lose full custody of Suri Cruise. Scientology knows Tom has been taking a beating for it, and in an effort to keep its fallen favorite son, the religion has been p-ssing off a lot of its members by granting Tommy all kinds of perks and having contact with Suri is a major one.

“They have already bent the rules for Tom,” the former president of thecelebrity center, Nancy Many, told RadarOnline.com. “If Tom was any other Scientologist, including lesser celebrities, he would not be allowed to continue seeing and maintaining communication with Katie or Suri, because they are no longer in Scientology. So far, because of who he is, Cruise has spent time with Suri, which has already upset the parents and children of existing Scientologists who can’t talk to their loved ones. If he is supposed to be a Scientologist, why don’t the rules for every other member apply to him? When every other person that I have known of leaves Scientology, which Katie did without speaking of it directly, they are instantly shunned. By rejoining a Catholic Church right afterwards, she made a very public statement of rejection.” Read more…

Tom Cruise’s Divorce And John Travolta’s Sex Scandal Inspire Celebrities To Leave Scientology

Scientology has been the buzz-word for celebrities with a penchant for insanity, for several decades, but now it seems that Hollywood is saying “sit yo’ ass down” and is ignoring Scientologists like we ignore Kim Kardashianpraise. “The Master” film by the Weinstein Company has been described as an anti-Scientology masterpiece and while most Scientologist were sending snippets of their pubic hair to the production company, celeb supporters of the religion started slamming it left and right.

Marty Rathbun, the main Scientologist whistleblower and the first horseman of the Apocalypse told The New York Post, “There have been rumours about the tactics that the church uses to stop people from leaving, and many of us got wind of how Nicole Kidman had been treated when she and Tom divorced. Recent events, such as the alleged ‘auditioning’ for a wife, have consolidated in my people’s minds that Scientology is something they don’t want anything to do with. Membership once made you interesting and unique. Now [it’s] almost an admission of naivete and gullibility.” Oh, almost like admitting that you have “The Bachelorette” viewing parties? Read more…

More Scandal For Prince William And Kate Middleton! Italian Tabloid To Print Everything

It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and reportedly will publish all the elicit photos taken during the vacation in Provence in a 26-page spread next week.

Chi editor, Alfonso Signorini, explained his reasoning to the BBC and said,“The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical. This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.” Read more…

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Paternity Drama Unfolds

So here’s a nice cliched situation for you on this Monday morning.  Anna Shannon, the oldest sister of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” breakout star, Alana Thompson, has a one month old named Kaitlyn and apparently paternity is an issue. Anna’s ex-boyfriend strongly believes that he’s the daddy but the hillbilly family is not only refusing to let him see the child, but they are also avoiding a DNA test as well.

Caleb Clark has opted to do what any father looking for answers would do, he reached out to The National Enquirer (rather than pay for a DNA test) to spill the beans and no doubt profit from the redneck dilemma. Caleb also says that Anna confessed to him in a letter that she screwed around with someone else and that guy could very well be the father!  Read more…

New Katie Holmes For Tom Cruise: Next Girlfriend Lea Seydoux?

Tom Cruise isn’t wasting any time getting back in the saddle. Even after Vanity Fair humiliated him this week with tales of Scientology wife-auditioning, Cruise is still intent on convincing the world that he’s in charge of his own love life and likes to put the P in the V. But who’s the lucky V? It’s none other than his “Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol” co-star Lea Seydoux.

You’ve probably seen the French beauty but just didn’t know it. She had a bit part in ”Inglourious Basterds” and was in my fave, “Midnight in Paris.” She’s pretty huge in France, and according to Now magazine, just ripe for Tommy to come a knockin’. “He thinks she’s amazing and he fought hard to get her cast,” said the source, “He’d like to make a movie with her in France.” Read more…

Katie Holmes Speaks Out On Her Divorce From Tom Cruise

We’ve all waited with bated breath for the last two months to hear what Katie Holmes would have to say about her split from Tom Cruise.  Until now she has kept her mouth shut just like Tom and his fellow Scientologists had hoped she would, but eventually Katie would give an interview somewhere and all of those inevitable questions would be put on the table.

It’s Fashion Week in NYC and as many know, Katie has a clothing line,Holmes & Yang, with business partner, Jeanne Yang. She sat for a lengthyinterview with Women’s Wear Daily and naturally, the asked about her split. Katie isn’t saying much at all but did offer up a little bit of her perspective. Read more…

Lindsay Lohan Auditioned To Be Mrs. Tom Cruise, Is She Trying Again?

The Next Mrs. Cruise?
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Auditioning Mrs. Cruise
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Only in a perfect world, free of war and strife, could Lindsay Lohan have married Tom Cruise. But she couldn’t keep her sh-t together so we have to content ourselves with what might have been! In the wake of Cruise’s embarrassing expose from Vanity Fair, more tantalizing news is getting uncovered regarding Scientology’s wife auditioning process. One name that’s always been whispered about was Scarlet Johansson. Sources have alleged that Tommy wanted to make it work with Scarlett but she wasn’t having it so he moved on to Katie Holmes. Only, apparently, he made a pit stop at Lindsay Lohan first!

The Huffington Post reports that a source close to Lindsay (meaning Lindsay or Dina Lohan) is saying that the Chateau Marmont-banned actress had a sit down with Tom when he was fixin’ for a wife in 2005 but she was on to his game. Read more …

Does Kate Middleton Hold Pippa Middleton To A Double Standard?

All right, you all know I’m a Pippa Middleton apologist. I feel for Pippa. I think she’s gotten the sh-t end of the scepter since Kate Middleton because Mrs. William Wales and the world’s golden girl. I know there are stories that she’s a social climber and trying to capitalize on her sister’s fame but I just don’t see it all the way out here in the middle of America so I don’t focus on that. What I will focus on is the fact that Kate’s brother, James Middleton,was just snapped with Hollywood D-lister and hot mess, Mischa Barton, and there’s no slap on the wrist. And it got me thinking. Do Kate Middleton and the royal family hold Princess Pippa to a higher standard? Read more…

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