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Johnny Depp Keeps Stringing Vanessa Paradis Along

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis keep showing signs that the two are rekindling their relationship even after Depp broke Vanessa’s heart last month and was seen around town with his “Rum Diary” co-star, Amber Heard.

First, as I already reported, Johnny vacationed with Vanessa and their children:Lily-Rose and Jack, in the south of France a few weeks back and while they were there Johnny gifted his jilted former partner of 14 years with an antique gold pendant with the inscription “My heart is always with you.”  At the time, the gift and the pendant were enough to cause people to speculate that Johnny and Vanessa were back together and trying to work their relationship out for the sake of their children. Read more…

Kristen Stewart Driving Robert Pattinson To Scientology

It’s no surprise Scientology has taken a beating with the Tom Cruise divorce debacle but is the secretive religion looking to update its image with a younger, hotter actor, someone along the lines of Robert Pattinson? Scientology insiders say Kirstie Alley has been hanging with her downtrodden neighbor and comforting him ever since Kristen Stewart smashed his heart into countless pieces and is cajoling him with tales of being the next Tom Cruise or John Travolta. Run Robert run!

An eyewitness told the National Enquirer that Kirstie’s white Lexus was parked outside Rob’s house on July 25 – around the time he reportedly dumped Kristen. The car eventually left later that afternoon and went straight to Scientology’s Celebrity Centre in Hollywood. Read more…

Angelina Jolie Furious At Brad Pitt’s Mom, Jane Pitt, For Political Letter

"In The Land Of Blood And Honey" New York Premiere - Outside Arrivals

Angelina Jolie is fighting mad at her future mother-in-law, Jane Pitt, over the letter of support Jane penned to her local paper for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

In it Jane revealed she does not support President Barack Obama’s leftist, far out ideas of abortion or same-sex marriage. This is a blatant difference of opinion from the vocal Angelina and Brad who have said they would not get married until everyone in the country had the rights to do the same.

Apparently, for Angelina, not everyone should have the right of freedom of speech, so in her frustration with Jane, she has decided to educate her. Read more…

Was Kanye West The Lover Of Frank Ocean?

Could it be dear readers? Could Kanye West or Pharrell Williams be one of the men that Frank Ocean was in love with? O.M.G! Don’t drop your cucumbers now! Frank Ocean recently revealed on Tumblr that he was in love with a 19-year old man in the summer of 2007, when Frank was also 19.  Kanye West and Frank Ocean lovers – could it be?

Yes, we know Kanye West and Pharrell Williams weren’t nineteen in the summer of 2007 (sounds like a Bryan Adams song gone wrong), but many pundits and Scientologists believe that this was a cover-up. Could it be? Say it isn’t so! Frank is known as one of Kanye’s protégés and he views Pharrell Williams as his idol. Read more…

Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Gearing Up For Custody Battle

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis recently went their separate ways publicly after 14 years of de facto marriage. Of course those of us in the know said their relationship was all over but the crying months ago. They have two young children together and the custody battle is about to begin, so strap on your typecasting and phone Tim Burton!

Hollywood Hiccups has the inside track on the story: “Vanessa is furious and ready for a fight, she wants Johnny to spend as little time as possible with the children.  She does not want her children exposed to any of his new girlfriends.  The children are already distraught at the loss of their father.” Read more…

Is Katie Holmes Making Nicole Kidman Look Like A Bad Mother?

The comparisons were inevitable so is Katie Holmes’ decision to keep Suri Cruise out of Tom Cruise and Scientology’s clutches making Nicole Kidman look like an uncaring mother or was she just a victim of Tom’s overwhelming power?

You knew it was going to get back to Nicole somehow because she hasn’t talked about Katie and Tom’s divorce. I can understand why she wouldn’t but I can’t understand why she hasn’t be hounded by the press yet. Obviously it’s not in Nicole’s nature to talk. She’s barely said a word about her ten-year marriage to Cruise since their divorce eleven years ago. But that divorce was weird and got weirder as time went on. People whisper that Tom had something on Nicole which is why she was able to go free with joint custody but pretty much left the kids behind to be raised 100 percent by Tom and his Scientology minions. Both Tom and Nicole’s kids are true Scientologists in every sense of the word.  Read more… Keep reading »

Vanessa Paradis Heartbroken: Johnny Depp Making It With Bisexual Amber Heard

Johnny Depp in hot and heavy with self-proclaimed bisexual Amber Heard while Vanessa Paradis is heartbroken and out in the cold. A couple of months ago, CDL had already claimed that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were over. However, Depp has been telling people that this split rumor isn’t really true. So what’s the sitch? Are they still together or have they broken up already?

The two – Vanessa and Johnny – are rarely seen together.  Sometimes they are in the same city but they usually seem to be geographically separated throughout the year. While Depp had been intrigued with his alleged hookups with other girls such as Ashley Olsen, Amber Heard and Eva Green, Vanessa has kept mum about the matter. Read more …

Miley Cyrus’ Cutting Habit Outed By Brother Trace

It figures that while the whole world would be talking about Miley Cyrus’ engagement to Liam Hemsworth, her brother Trace Cyrus would call her out for her dirty, alleged cutting habits.

What a helpful, brotherly thing to do! Last Wednesday Trace tweeted, “Sending my love for girls who got some cuts at their wrists. I hope u find what you’re looking for.” In case you’re wondering, that’s the day Miley revealed her engagement. Thanks for the well wishes brother dear! Shitty timing or shitty brother?

Miley thinks shitty brother. A source told HollywoodLife.com that Miley is“frustrated” by her brother’s message since she has been singled out for disturbing scars on her wrist in the past. Naturally, Miley denied the allegations but she’s pissed that Trace put “unneeded focus” on the old news. Of course she is! Screw mental health, she’s got a wedding to plan y’all! Read more …

Director Hopeful Wants Ryan Gosling For “Fifty Shades of Grey”

Bret Easton Ellis is the newest director being tossed into the ring to helm the Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation and he’s suggesting everyone’s favorite first love, Ryan Gosling, for the hard spanking, nipple clamping, domineering lead.

American Psycho and Rules of Attraction author, Ellis, is clearly no stranger to working with taboo subjects and is pitching his ideas to the studio to take the controversial and mega-successful movie on. He took to twitter to dig up some conversation over who should play the key romantic roles of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. To say a few people are interested is an understatement. Hollywood sees these as career making roles. Read more …

Truck Driver Insists Lindsay Lohan Bribed Him To Lie About Car Crash!

The truck driver who was involved in the hot mess of a wreck yesterday in Los Angeles is now insisting Lindsay Lohan bribed him to lie about what really happened in yesterday’s car crash!  The story just gets juicier and juicier!

According to TMZ, the truck driver, known only as ‘James’ has come forward claiming the troubled actress tried to offer him money to keep his silence as to the details of the crash — because, apparently, he says Lilo tried to leave the scene! Read more…