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Tom Cruise’s Divorce And John Travolta’s Sex Scandal Inspire Celebrities To Leave Scientology

Scientology has been the buzz-word for celebrities with a penchant for insanity, for several decades, but now it seems that Hollywood is saying “sit yo’ ass down” and is ignoring Scientologists like we ignore Kim Kardashianpraise. “The Master” film by the Weinstein Company has been described as an anti-Scientology masterpiece and while most Scientologist were sending snippets of their pubic hair to the production company, celeb supporters of the religion started slamming it left and right.

Marty Rathbun, the main Scientologist whistleblower and the first horseman of the Apocalypse told The New York Post, “There have been rumours about the tactics that the church uses to stop people from leaving, and many of us got wind of how Nicole Kidman had been treated when she and Tom divorced. Recent events, such as the alleged ‘auditioning’ for a wife, have consolidated in my people’s minds that Scientology is something they don’t want anything to do with. Membership once made you interesting and unique. Now [it’s] almost an admission of naivete and gullibility.” Oh, almost like admitting that you have “The Bachelorette” viewing parties? Read more…

More Scandal For Prince William And Kate Middleton! Italian Tabloid To Print Everything

It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and reportedly will publish all the elicit photos taken during the vacation in Provence in a 26-page spread next week.

Chi editor, Alfonso Signorini, explained his reasoning to the BBC and said,“The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical. This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.” Read more…

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Paternity Drama Unfolds

So here’s a nice cliched situation for you on this Monday morning.  Anna Shannon, the oldest sister of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” breakout star, Alana Thompson, has a one month old named Kaitlyn and apparently paternity is an issue. Anna’s ex-boyfriend strongly believes that he’s the daddy but the hillbilly family is not only refusing to let him see the child, but they are also avoiding a DNA test as well.

Caleb Clark has opted to do what any father looking for answers would do, he reached out to The National Enquirer (rather than pay for a DNA test) to spill the beans and no doubt profit from the redneck dilemma. Caleb also says that Anna confessed to him in a letter that she screwed around with someone else and that guy could very well be the father!  Read more…

New Katie Holmes For Tom Cruise: Next Girlfriend Lea Seydoux?

Tom Cruise isn’t wasting any time getting back in the saddle. Even after Vanity Fair humiliated him this week with tales of Scientology wife-auditioning, Cruise is still intent on convincing the world that he’s in charge of his own love life and likes to put the P in the V. But who’s the lucky V? It’s none other than his “Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol” co-star Lea Seydoux.

You’ve probably seen the French beauty but just didn’t know it. She had a bit part in ”Inglourious Basterds” and was in my fave, “Midnight in Paris.” She’s pretty huge in France, and according to Now magazine, just ripe for Tommy to come a knockin’. “He thinks she’s amazing and he fought hard to get her cast,” said the source, “He’d like to make a movie with her in France.” Read more…

Katie Holmes Speaks Out On Her Divorce From Tom Cruise

We’ve all waited with bated breath for the last two months to hear what Katie Holmes would have to say about her split from Tom Cruise.  Until now she has kept her mouth shut just like Tom and his fellow Scientologists had hoped she would, but eventually Katie would give an interview somewhere and all of those inevitable questions would be put on the table.

It’s Fashion Week in NYC and as many know, Katie has a clothing line,Holmes & Yang, with business partner, Jeanne Yang. She sat for a lengthyinterview with Women’s Wear Daily and naturally, the asked about her split. Katie isn’t saying much at all but did offer up a little bit of her perspective. Read more…

Lindsay Lohan Auditioned To Be Mrs. Tom Cruise, Is She Trying Again?

The Next Mrs. Cruise?
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Lindsay Lohan pulls off 80's-era Liz Taylor. Read More »
Auditioning Mrs. Cruise
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Only in a perfect world, free of war and strife, could Lindsay Lohan have married Tom Cruise. But she couldn’t keep her sh-t together so we have to content ourselves with what might have been! In the wake of Cruise’s embarrassing expose from Vanity Fair, more tantalizing news is getting uncovered regarding Scientology’s wife auditioning process. One name that’s always been whispered about was Scarlet Johansson. Sources have alleged that Tommy wanted to make it work with Scarlett but she wasn’t having it so he moved on to Katie Holmes. Only, apparently, he made a pit stop at Lindsay Lohan first!

The Huffington Post reports that a source close to Lindsay (meaning Lindsay or Dina Lohan) is saying that the Chateau Marmont-banned actress had a sit down with Tom when he was fixin’ for a wife in 2005 but she was on to his game. Read more …

Does Kate Middleton Hold Pippa Middleton To A Double Standard?

All right, you all know I’m a Pippa Middleton apologist. I feel for Pippa. I think she’s gotten the sh-t end of the scepter since Kate Middleton because Mrs. William Wales and the world’s golden girl. I know there are stories that she’s a social climber and trying to capitalize on her sister’s fame but I just don’t see it all the way out here in the middle of America so I don’t focus on that. What I will focus on is the fact that Kate’s brother, James Middleton,was just snapped with Hollywood D-lister and hot mess, Mischa Barton, and there’s no slap on the wrist. And it got me thinking. Do Kate Middleton and the royal family hold Princess Pippa to a higher standard? Read more…

Report: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Marry This Weekend In France

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A late summer weekend in the south of France on a centuries old estate complete with its own moat and chapel seems like the idealic time and place to get married. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might just agree. Reports are coming out of France that the two have decided to finally say “I do” this Saturday at their home away from home, Chateau Miraval. Read more…

Did Mila Kunis Ditch Natalie Portman’s Wedding Because Of Macaulay Culkin’s Drug Issues?

Natalie Portman married Benjamin Millepied in Big Sur over the weekend in an intimate ceremony in front of 100 guests including Ivanka Trump and Macaulay Culkin. If Culkin’s presence wasn’t odd enough, the absence of Natalie’s “Black Swan” co-star, Mila Kunis, was even weirder. Did Natalie have to make a choice between friends? Did Mila opt out of the ceremony because of Culkin’s recent drug allegations? Or simply, was Mila just not invited?

It was a small wedding so it wouldn’t be the biggest deal if Mila wasn’t invited but she and Natalie struck up a pretty strong friendship during the movie that made the women Oscar nominees. And Natalie and Benjamin met on the set of “Black Swan” which makes the co-stars’ bond even more special regarding the wedding. I have to think Mila found out Culkin was showing up and decided it was best for all if she got out of dodge. Especially since the media is reporting that Culkin’s alleged heroin abuse has a lot to do with his break up with Mila and the fact she’s now dating her “That 70′s Show” co-star Ashton Kutcher – WHO, coincidentally enough, starred with Natalie in “No Strings Attached”! Read more…

Hardcore “Twilight” Fan Will Ferrell Outraged Over Kristen Stewart’s Trampiric Affair

It appears as though celebrities are also being hit hard by the devastating cheating scandal between Kristen Stewart and her “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders. Kristen’s longtime boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, is out of the picture, leaving all of the Twilight fans’ lives in shambles –- and Will Ferrell is no exception!

Will visited the set of “Conan” Thursday night to promote his new film, The Campaign, and while Will is usually a barrel of laughs, the comedian was visibly (and hilariously) distraught. Ferrell, not one to ‘hide’ his emotions, explained to Conan what had him so upset. Read more…