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Quickies: Ride Your Bike With A Naughty Crocheted Seat & Appreciate Your Flaws

  • Riding your bike is a fun summer exercise especially when you do it in style with a crocheted vagina bike seat cozy. [TrèsSugar]
  • Not even Christina Ricci can make an under-boob work. [StarPulse.com]
  • As the weather gets hotter so do the movies. Here are the top 10 summer lovin’ movies. [Em&Lo]

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Has Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend, Scott Disick, Completely Lost It?


The season premiere of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” on June 13 is going to bring some new drama to television. Not only will Khloe’s new marriage and Kourtney’s new baby bring some excitement to the show, but the commercial teases some serious bloodshed. Scott Disick, Kourtney’s boyfriend from hell, seems to have taken his anger and attitude to the next level. Has Scott completely lost it or will Kourtney completely lose him? Please let it be the latter. I have faith, especially since Heidi did just ditch Spencer. Anything can happen! [E!]
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5 Good Reasons To Crack A Smile

How many times a day do you smile? Chances are it might not be enough. Smiling can change your mood, making you feel happy even when you didn’t think you could. Think about it — people are always busy, whether they’re late to work, shopping around, or running errands. We often forget how easy it is to smile and the significant effect it can have on improving your perspetive. If happiness is not enough of an incentive to start smiling, well, for the hell of it, then maybe getting a beach bod is. While smiling may not directly burn calories, it might lead to a good laugh, which could burn anywhere from 10 to 40 calories per day! Science, people! After the jump, find out five more reasons to smile just because. Keep reading »

With Poo-Pourri Your Poop Doesn’t Have To Stink!

What goes up must come down. What goes in must come out. The truth is, everybody poops, but it’s embarrassing for some to go in unfamiliar surroundings, like your new lover’s place. Now you can poop anywhere without being embarrassed. Single? Think about this: You’re on the way to work one morning and you need to do the do badly. You pop into Starbucks to use their bathroom, and a gorgeous guy gets in line behind you. Maybe if you spray Poo-Pourri before you go, he won’t be overwhelmed by the stench and will, instead, have a clear head to think about you. Unlike air deodorizers that mask the smell, environmentally friendly Poo-Pourri claims to create a barrier that prevents the smell of your crap from escaping the toilet bowl. Also, Poo-Pourri comes in different scents to accommodate everyone’s personal preferences. What you had for dinner doesn’t need to stop you from going home with that crush of yours across the bar. Mist a couple of sprays into the toilet bowl before you go, and no one will ever know! [Poo-Pourri] Keep reading »

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