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Luggage That’s Impossible To Miss

Even after you’ve placed ribbons, yarn, and tags on your luggage, it’s still hard to find your belongings amidst the sea of black suitcases. Instead of wasting your time searching for your specific bag amongst all the other decorated suitcases, look for this Suitcase Sticker. A suitcase full of money is sure to distract TSA from your lotions and cosmetics when you’re going through security too. Or it might even lighten the tension at the airport.


Traveling Can Be A Laughing Matter

This passport holder is more than a mock airplane safety brochure. From “consult nitrous mask for in-flight comfort” to a very necessary “no clapping” sign, this passport wallet is sure to cause a chuckle while you travel. Its humor will lighten your traveling load, and the bright colors make it easy to locate in your bag. What a humorous way to explain your plane etiquette preferences to your seat mate!

[$22.99 ModCloth]

Quickies: Angelina Jolie And Princess Diana Share A Commonality & Enrique Iglesias Water Skis Naked

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Quickies: Is Michelle Obama The Modern Day Marie Antoinette & Michaele Salahi Claims “Media Torture”

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Ten More Commandments of Going Commando

I don’t necessarily remember the first time I learned about going commando but I surely do remember my first experience going commando and now I understand why there are the 10 Commandments Of Going Commando. I had joined Bally Total Fitness in an attempt to get fit. I was told it was a good gym near my house and there were always cute guys there. Bingo! There was no question, I was signing up. Well, when I signed up, they told me that with every new membership, you receive a complimentary personal training session. I figured it couldn’t hurt, I’d get one good training session and if I liked it, maybe I’d continue. Well, I didn’t continue … and now all I want to know is where were my panties when I needed them?

I was on the way to the gym for my first personal training session with a male personal trainer named Anthony. I walked into the locker room and as I was taking out my gym shorts and tank top I realized that I did not bring underwear with me. I hadn’t worn any underwear that day, for whatever reason, free-vagina-ing or what not, I didn’t wear them. Despite my missing undies, I wasn’t going to cancel my personal training session, so, there I was, wearing my white size large Soffe cotton shorts without underwear. Keep in mind I was a size small, wearing a size large with no underwear on. I figured I’d just make sure that Anthony wouldn’t come anywhere close to my legs, he’d simply instruct me, not He was a goofier, dorkier, and less built version of “The Situation”, he was simply a dork with a sweat suit on and from the start I was worried. Keep reading »

Quickies: Negotiating Marital Infidelity & Sandra Bullock Is The Highest Paid Actress

  • Holly Hill, former mistress and author of the book Sugababe, thinks letting your man sleep with another woman could help your relationship! Tonight she’ll be having what I can only imagine to be a kind of awkies discussion with Larry King about the subject. [CNN]
  • There is now a second woman accusing Casey Affleck of harassment. [CBSNews]
  • Common will have his first lead role on TV as a biracial freed slave in a new AMC pilot. [Clutch]
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Shopping Guide: Feel Like Royalty With Victorian Jewelry

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The Victorian Era was a time of kings, queens, aristocrats, jewels, luxury, and the beginning of modern times. OK, so yeah, it was just the start of the Industrial Revolution … but back to the jewels! While we might feel like queens and princesses, chances are we aren’t in reality. So let’s just wear great jewelry like them instead. Check out these Victorian-inspired pieces that will bring out the royal in you.

Wear Suspenders Without The Guesswork

Lady Gaga proved Larry King isn’t the only one who can pull off suspenders. Even if you’re not a super geek or a trendy celebrity, these shoulder straps are an easy addition to your look. This Star Suspended Top from Forever 21 is a no-brainer because the suspenders are a trompe l’oeil illusion, which makes them convenient and comfortable.

[$12.80 Forever 21]

If Dating A Narcissist Never Bothered You Before, Maybe It Will Now

Believing that you’re better than others can be good when you’re modest about it and don’t get carried away. An abundance of self-confidence can help you stand firm against criticism and lead you to success. Yet, just like anything else, narcissism is only good in moderation.

People who are completely narcissistic and totally obsessed with themselves deal with something called narcissistic rage, anger they express whenever they feel threatened or criticized. Narcissists have very little empathy, feel entitled, and have a delusional self-image, which all lead to aggressive behaviors. Apparently, narcissists will unleash their anger and rage on the people in their lives who are closest to them, and oftentimes that’s a straight woman. Keep reading »

Is Calling Someone Fat More Motivational Than Calling Someone Obese?

An article by a health reporter for BBC news stated, “according to England’s public health minister, Anne Milton, general practitioners and other health professionals should tell people that they are fat instead of simply calling them obese. ” Getting people motivated to lose weight isn’t easy, because putting it on is a lot easier than getting it off. Losing weight also takes a lot more time and effort than it does to put it on. Many people feel helpless at a certain point because rapid results are not easily achieved.

Professor Lindsey Davies of UK Faculty of Public Health said, “People don’t want to be offensive. There is a lot of stigma to being a fat person.” Let’s be honest here, regardless of how fat we are, we never want to hear it. Being fat, especially in the society we live in, is looked down upon, judged and definitely not something many people embrace. With the social views upon being fat, why would anyone want to be called it? Keep reading »

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