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Actor Fred Willard’s “Lewd Conduct” Arrest — All the Details You’ll Want to Unread

Hey readers, here’s your daily shudder: Actor Fred Willard was arrested last night on suspicion for “lewd conduct” after he was allegedly spotted masturbating in a porn theater. And just in case you’d like a mental picture to go with that news, you may know Fred from movies like “This Is Spinal Tap,” “Best in Show,”" The Anchorman,” and the television show “Modern Family.”

During a routine police inspection of the Tiki Theater in Los Angeles (routine inspection, riiight), the 72-year-old was allegedly caught literally with his pants down, hand firmly grasping his gizzard-like genitals. And the rest is Hollywood humiliation history. But maybe he was just doing research for his next role? Apparently he’s been cast in a film called “The Yank.”  Read more …

Brave Mom Helps Capture 9-Year-Old Daughter’s Would-Be Rapist

It’s a story so sick and twisted, it’s difficult to even comprehend, but fortunately it didn’t end as badly as it could have. Ryan Firoved of Kirkland, Washington, is a registered sex offender, who had arranged to meet and rape his girlfriend’s 9-year-old daughter. Thankfully, the brave mother was able to work with police to thwart his attempts, but the actions of this man and what could have happened to this girl are horrifying.

According to the Kirkland Reporter, Firoved, who is also married, told his girlfriend that he wanted to have sex with her daughter. He was blatant about his previous exploits, and according to police documents, he told her, “I guess you could say I am a pedophile, but at least I am not a predator. People come to me and I make it consensual.” Read more …

Shocking Identity Of Kim Kardashian’s First Sex Partner Revealed

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Last month, Kim Kardashian revealed to Oprah Winfrey that shestarted using birth control at age 14.  Some were surprised that she started having sex at such a young age, but no one knew with whom she was having it … until now.

Or at least we think we do. In her tell-all book “Malibu Nanny” former Kardashian nanny Pam Behan reveals information that supposedly confirms who the guy was to whom Kim likely gave her virginity. And it wasn’t just some random kid; it was someone withextremely famous lineage.

It was supposedly T.J. Jackson — nephew of the famous, Michael Jackson (Tito’s son). According to Hollywood Life:

Pam wrote that Kim and TJ dated “for many years,” beginning when she was 14, which is the same description Kim gave to Oprah on Oprah’s Next Chapter when describing the boy who took her virginity! Read more …

Katie Holmes Might Seriously Regret Changing Suri’s Last Name

So I know people don’t really do the whole “team” thing anymore (as in Team Jolie/Team Aniston), but since we haven’t really come up with a comparably catchy fan-identifying term yet: Just to be clear, I am 100% Team Holmes. Obviously. But as crazy and scary and scary and scary and scary as I find Tom Cruise to be, I’m still not sure how I feel about the latest TomKat divorce rumor. See, “sources” say that Katie Holmes is considering changing Suri’s middle name to “Cruise” and her last name to “Holmes.” Not only that — “sources” also say that Katie hates the name “Suri” and has been calling her daughter “Scout” (after the To Kill a Mockingbird character, of course).

Look, I get it. I don’t blame Holmes for wanting to wash that man right out of her hair in every way possible. But Suri is already dealing with enough change. Does she really need a new legal moniker? Read more…

Cop Behind Alleged Michelle Obama Death Threat Still Actively Employed

Crazy scary news out of Washington, D.C. this morning. A cop who worked as a motorcycle escort for White House officials and other dignitaries is currently under investigation for allegedly being overheard making threatening comments toward Michelle Obama, say police officials.

The officer was allegedly discussing other threats to the Obamas with members of his unit and said he would shoot the First Lady … Then whipped out his cellphone to show other officers a picture of the gun he’d shoot her with! Completely insane! And it gets even more mind-boggling. Read more…

Yes! Lindsay Lohan Goes Back To Being A Carrot Top

Lindsay Lohan has dyed her hair red, again. After wrapping on Lifetime’s “Liz & Dick,” Linds decided to go back to her roots and headed to the salon for a hair makeover. She tweeted a photo of her new locks to fans and said, “Red again”, two words most of us having been waiting to hear for years. Er, months. Well, days? Point is, whenever Lindsay goes back to her natural color, most of us hope it’s some sort of signal that she’s calming down, that she’s ready to be the talented and light-hearted ginger we all fell in love with eight years ago. Read more…

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