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Kris Jenner Insults Honey Boo Boo’s Mom … For Doing the Same Thing She Does

Looks like the Mayans might be right after all. The world may very well end in 2012, because two of reality TV’s biggest, most controversial stars are about to throw down. In one corner, we have Kardashian puppeteer/matriarch, Kris Jenner. In the other, we have … Honey Boo Boo. If this is our future, guys, seriously, let’s just hope the world is ending.

Kris Jenner — you know, the woman who’s made bazillions off of her children — thinks that Honey Boo Boo’s mother,June, is a terrible mom for exploiting her child. Also, she can’t understand why the world is fascinated with the Honey Boo Boo family. Also, she thinks Honey Boo Boo’s entire shtick is just a giant ploy to make money. Apparently, Kris is yet to be introduced to the word “projection” in therapy. Read more…

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Weird Wedding “Details” Make Us Wonder

So get this, everyone. Brad Pitt was in London recently to promote his new film “Killing Them Softly” and he was nice enough to play with reporters who kept asking him about his upcoming nuptials to Angelina Jolie. And he answered! Us Weekly says that Brad, when asked about his wedding plans, said, “No plans yet, other than we’re going to do it.” He also gave some potentially hilarious “details” of the wedding, suggesting that since George Clooney ”doesn’t believe in institutions” (or at least the institution of marriage!), he couldn’t really be best man, but he could “seat people” at the wedding. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Especially if Jen came. And George sat her. And they fell in love … okay, I’m getting waaaay ahead of myself. Read more…

JWOWW’s Engagement Means The Double Wedding Of Our Dreams May Come True

Word has it that Jenni “JWOWW” Farley of “Jersey Shore” fame is engaged to her long-time boyfriend Roger Matthews. Don’t bust out the champagne just yet though because it’s all hush hush for now, as MTV reportedly wants her to save the big news for filming of season two of “Snooki & JWOWW.”

That’s a little anticlimactic, but congratulations to them if it’s true. Their relationship has been beyond tumultuous, but they truly seem to love each other, so I’m not surprised to see them take this next step, especially with her BFF Snooki settling down with a baby and getting engaged herself. It tends to happen like that with friends — when one jumps on the marriage-and-baby bandwagon, it starts a whole string of events.

And you know what the best possible event that could happen next is? A double wedding of course. Read more …

5 Reasons Why Sunshine Is The New Wonderdrug

The sun gets such a bad rap, you know? And it’s really not fair, when you think about it. I mean, consider what the big fireball can do (wrinkles andskin cancer and bleached-out highlights not withstanding)! The sun sustains life on this planet.In about a billion different ways, some of which we’re still discovering. Perfect example: Researchers recently found that high doses of vitamin D, which the body produces when exposed to sunlight, can help fight drug-resistant tuberculosis. (Good thing, since the drugs don’t seem to work anymore!) Read more…

When Did Saying “Good Girl” Become So Bad?

Recently, I attended a dinner party. A couple brought their two-year-old girl with them. One never knows how a toddler and a fancy restaurant will go down, but the little girl held up through a four-hour dinner with panache — coloring on her paper, eating her chicken strips and sweet potato fries without complaint, and generally being well behaved and social.

Towards the end of the gathering, the little girl ended up sitting next to me. So we’re sitting there, chillin’, and she was doing something cute with her large red bib, when I cooed, “Aren’t you a good girl?” Her mother — a very nice woman, by the way, don’t get me wrong — leaned over and said, calmly but firmly, “We don’t use the term ‘good girl.’” Read more…

Kate Middleton’s Naughty Cousin Is On The Cover Of “Playboy”

Kate's Cousin
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... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »
Well Played: Kate Middleton
She steps up her princess style game. Read More »
Pippa's Saucy Pics
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Pictures of Pippa Middleton in her bra are floating around. Read More »

That Middleton family is just oozing with style.Duchess Katherine is the epitome of classy chic, sister Pippa always looks trendy and appropriate, and now, their distant cousin Katrina Darling has emerged on the scene with her own unique and risque aesthetic. Which really is to say, Katrina’s a burlesque dancer who’s on the cover of one of the most famous porn magazines ever, wearing some sexy black lingerie. I don’t know about you, but I kind of love the fact that Kate Middleton’s cousin is on the cover of Playboy.

All you have to do is take one look at their hair to know they’re related. The hair on their head! God. You’re gross.

Katrina and Kate are technically second cousins once removed (Kate’s great grandfather is the brother of Katrina’s grandmother), but still, you can see some resemblance. From their shiny, luxurious locks to their wide-set eyes and big smile, Kate and Katrina have many an enviable feature. It’s no wonder Katrina’s gaining some fame.  Read more …

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