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If Teresa Giudice Ignores Latest Joe Giudice Cheating Rumors, She’s Insane

Sunday night can’t come soon enough. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion part three is going to be, to use this year’s most over-used word, EPIC. Joe Gorga and Teresa Giudice are going to be screaming at one another about hurting “Mommy and Daddy” and Jaqueline’s going to intervene at the exact wrong moment. Good god, I can’t wait.

Since we have a few days to kill til we park it on the sofa and watch with wide eyes as a real family is decimated before our very eyes, let’s talk about the latest Joe Giudice rumors. And, yeah, I’m being a little too magnanimous calling these cheating allegations “rumors” because, come on, everyone knows he’s screwing around behind Teresa’s back. The latest news is that he’s in a committed relationship with a 25-year-old college student.  Read more…

Justin Bieber’s Twitter ‘Blackmail’ Stunt Is A Ridiculous Publicity Hoax

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For those who have been following every mesmerizing detail in the ongoing drama of Justin Bieber’s stolen electronics, I surely don’t need to inform you about the latest shocking developments — but for anyone who’s just tuning in, I sure hope you didn’t pay for the full seat. Because you are only going to need the edge!!!!

Ahem. What, multiple exclamation points don’t make it more interesting? FINE. Anyway, here’s the scoop so far: Bieber had his laptop and camera ripped off during a show this week, he intrigued gossipmongers by tweeting that he was pissed because of the “personal footage” the thief had taken, then a rather dirty nude photo began circulating that some said was of Bieber (and most others debunked as being a fake).

The latest? He’s being blackmailed by an anonymous Twitter user who claims to have the stolen data. According to “@gexwy,” if Bieber doesn’t cave to his demands before noon TODAY, that “personal footage” is going to be leaked to the world. OMG!!!!!!!! Read more…

Alleged Zumba Studio Prostitution Ring Was Town’s Sweaty Secret

When you think of Kennebunkport, Maine, images of lobsters, sailing, and even the Bush family retreat come to mind. What you don’t think of is seedy sex scandal – that is, until now. The swank, coastal town is where a prostitution ring was being run out of a local Zumba studio.

A local fitness instructor, Alexis Wright, has been charged with running the illicit business out of her gym and secretly taping the “dates.” Now the entire town is waiting to see whose names pop up on the list of johns as the investigation unfolds. Read more…

11 Ways Technology Can Kill Your Relationship

I don’t think it’s just me when I say that there are so many ways to screw up a relationship now. It used to be fairly big things like standing someone up, cheating, being a big-time loser. Now I hear of people breaking up over of some of the most bizarre things like, “He followed his ex-girlfriend on Twitter but he still wasn’t following me.” I mean, maybe that isn’t so bizarre. Maybe that’s just the world we live in now. Technology is infused with so much meaning. And there are so many ways to misread things! Or to read them correctly. Who the hell knows. At least there’s a site that will interpret text messages for us.

But I do know that you can screw up your relationship big time by being careless about technology. Here are 11 things you want to avoid if you hope to keep your relationship going. Read more…

Crazy Skydiver Felix Baumgartner’s 23-Mile Free-Fall Ruined By A Stupid Breeze

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Austrian extreme-sport skydiver Felix Baumgartner hurtling 690 miles an hour toward Earth in some fancy pants pressurized space suit. Well, almost. The 43-year-old former military parachutist was all set to launch a 700-foot-tall helium balloon 120,000 feetinto the air above New Mexico, where, in the stratosphere, he was going to release the balloon and fall 23 miles back to the ground, breaking the sound barrier along the way … but that didn’t happen. High winds got in the way and the crew called off the stunt. Baumgartner is attempting to be the first skydiver to break the sound barrier without mechanical help, and thus set an impressive new world record. Called the Red Bull Stratos mission, Baumgartner’s leap from above has been postponed. Read more…

Joran Van Der Sloot Gets Woman Pregnant From Prison, Thanks To “Unsupervised” Visit

Never mind that Joran van der Sloot is behind bars for the 2010 murder of PeruvianStephany Flores, who was 21 years old at the time of her death, or that he’s still wanted in the U.S. in connection with the 2005 disappearance of 18-year-old Natalee Holloway in Aruba. You didn’t think a little 28-year prison sentence could actually keep the convicted killer Joran van der Sloot out of trouble, didja? Nah. Van der Sloot STILL managed to have an ”unsupervised” visitwith a woman recently.

How unsupervised? Unsupervised enough forvan der Sloot to get the woman pregnant, apparently. Indeed, both van der Sloot and his lawyer,Maximo Altes, have confirmed the pregnancy (which is past its third month), though the mom-to-be has been identified only as “Leidi.” Um, congrats? Hallmark doesn’t exactly make a greeting card for this one: “Best wishes to you and your convicted killer baby daddy on your bun in the oven.” Read more…

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