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Alleged Zumba Studio Prostitution Ring Was Town’s Sweaty Secret

When you think of Kennebunkport, Maine, images of lobsters, sailing, and even the Bush family retreat come to mind. What you don’t think of is seedy sex scandal – that is, until now. The swank, coastal town is where a prostitution ring was being run out of a local Zumba studio.

A local fitness instructor, Alexis Wright, has been charged with running the illicit business out of her gym and secretly taping the “dates.” Now the entire town is waiting to see whose names pop up on the list of johns as the investigation unfolds. Read more…

11 Ways Technology Can Kill Your Relationship

I don’t think it’s just me when I say that there are so many ways to screw up a relationship now. It used to be fairly big things like standing someone up, cheating, being a big-time loser. Now I hear of people breaking up over of some of the most bizarre things like, “He followed his ex-girlfriend on Twitter but he still wasn’t following me.” I mean, maybe that isn’t so bizarre. Maybe that’s just the world we live in now. Technology is infused with so much meaning. And there are so many ways to misread things! Or to read them correctly. Who the hell knows. At least there’s a site that will interpret text messages for us.

But I do know that you can screw up your relationship big time by being careless about technology. Here are 11 things you want to avoid if you hope to keep your relationship going. Read more…

Crazy Skydiver Felix Baumgartner’s 23-Mile Free-Fall Ruined By A Stupid Breeze

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Austrian extreme-sport skydiver Felix Baumgartner hurtling 690 miles an hour toward Earth in some fancy pants pressurized space suit. Well, almost. The 43-year-old former military parachutist was all set to launch a 700-foot-tall helium balloon 120,000 feetinto the air above New Mexico, where, in the stratosphere, he was going to release the balloon and fall 23 miles back to the ground, breaking the sound barrier along the way … but that didn’t happen. High winds got in the way and the crew called off the stunt. Baumgartner is attempting to be the first skydiver to break the sound barrier without mechanical help, and thus set an impressive new world record. Called the Red Bull Stratos mission, Baumgartner’s leap from above has been postponed. Read more…

Joran Van Der Sloot Gets Woman Pregnant From Prison, Thanks To “Unsupervised” Visit

Never mind that Joran van der Sloot is behind bars for the 2010 murder of PeruvianStephany Flores, who was 21 years old at the time of her death, or that he’s still wanted in the U.S. in connection with the 2005 disappearance of 18-year-old Natalee Holloway in Aruba. You didn’t think a little 28-year prison sentence could actually keep the convicted killer Joran van der Sloot out of trouble, didja? Nah. Van der Sloot STILL managed to have an ”unsupervised” visitwith a woman recently.

How unsupervised? Unsupervised enough forvan der Sloot to get the woman pregnant, apparently. Indeed, both van der Sloot and his lawyer,Maximo Altes, have confirmed the pregnancy (which is past its third month), though the mom-to-be has been identified only as “Leidi.” Um, congrats? Hallmark doesn’t exactly make a greeting card for this one: “Best wishes to you and your convicted killer baby daddy on your bun in the oven.” Read more…

The Most Popular Baby Names By State

Remember the days when people would name their babies after, say, their great-grandmother? Well, consider Kourtney Kardashian the great-grandmother of our nation. A list of the most popular baby names state-by-state put out by the Social Security Administration proves that people are watching the Kardashians.

The most popular boy’s name in 22 statesranging from Wisconsin to Kansas to Alaska is … Scott Disick! Haha. No, of course not. It’sMason. And the trend took off in 2009 when Kourtney gave birth. (Watch for Penelope to rank in a couple of years.) Read more…

Maine Senate Candidate Cruelly Ridiculed For Her World Of Warcraft Habit

We’ve seen our fair share of below-the-belt political campaign ads over the years. Who could forget Rick Santorum’s “Obamaville” ad? Or Turn Right USA’s offensive anti-Janice Hahn ad? Or Carly Fiorina’s Demon Sheep spot? It never ceases to amaze how people jockeying for positions that help run our country resort to such petty, immature, and downright idiotic behavior in an effort to “win.” And this ad — actually, correction, this entire website – which makes fun of Maine senate candidate, Dem Colleen Lachowicz, for being a “geeky video game nerd” is certainly no exception.

Stay classy, America. Read more…

5 Terrible ’90s Fashions We Can’t Believe We Ever Wore

Earlier this week, Lady Gaga went all ’90s on us and wore almost the exact same Versace safety pin dress that then unknown model Elizabeth Hurley made famous in 1994. Gaga had just spent the day with Donatella Versace, so who knows, maybe they’re in cahoots to make what’s old new again.

But let’s be clear — if we’re bringing ’90s fashion back, there are a few things that shouldn’t be resurrected. I’m all for some flannel shirts and some dark red lips, but I draw the line at these five ’90s trends that should stay where they belong – buried underground forever next to a “Boy Meets World” VHS boxset and a Marky Mark CD. Read more…

Snooki May Have Left A Tampon In For Days — What’s The Big Deal?

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Jeff Miranda is laying some super-gross accusations against her on a popular website. She’s dirty and mean, for starters. But worst of all, and deserving of three exclamation points, is the revelation that Snooki has been known to extend the use of a tampon for an extraordinarily long time.

My ex gf the snookster doesnt believe in showers and likes to wear the same cloth for days. While we were together during the filming of jersey shore season 3, she barely changed her underwear. And left the same tampon in for days!!!

Dude. DUDE!!! I do not believe you!!! At all!!! How would he even know this? Was she in the habit of inviting him to watch every time she changed her feminine hygiene products? No, of course not. He’s just being a jerk and trying to come up with the most ridiculous, made-up slander his filthy, feeble little mind can come up with. But guess what? Been there, done that! I left a tampon in for days!!! and lived. Let me explain. Read more…

Penis Size Map Shows How “Short” The United States Falls

If you’ve had a craving for rain forests, untapped deposits of raw minerals, and gigantic penises, now’s the time to head to the Republic of Congo. A new study ranked the world’s countries by average length of erect penises and found that the Congo is home to the most well-endowed individuals. At 7.1 inches, their enormous sex organs put them at the top, just above the male populations in Ecuador (7.0 inches), Ghana (6.8), Columbia (6.7), and Iceland (6.5).

Wondering where the good ol’ US of A falls on the world’s penis chart? Get out your magnifying glass … you’re gonna need it. Read more…

How to Break Up Without Faking Your Own Death

Breaking up is HARD to do. There’s no doubt about it. It sucks to be the one who gets dumped and it sucks to be the one who does the dumping. No fun for anyone.

But breakups are also a fact of life. The more you learn about yourself, the more you’ll be able to see when things aren’t going to work out and take the necessary steps to go your separate ways. It isn’t pretty, but it doesn’t have to feel like your whole world is falling apart. You don’t need to do something drastic to end a relationship that isn’t right. Here are some tips for breaking up with your partner without causing a massive blow-up. Hopefully. Read more…

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