When it comes to pride, we’re often told that it goeth before a fall. But that lends an implication of sorts that pride causeth the fall, which is hardly the case. Falls happen for any number of reasons, far too often for reasons beyond our control. And from that lens, when things are spiraling out… READ MORE »
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Like every other red-blooded American, there is nothing I love more than a hot DILF. And like every other red-blooded American, there is nothing I love more than a Hollywood celebrity, because who really needs normal, boring friends when you could watch significantly more attractive people on a box in your living room anytime you… READ MORE »
I guess it’s true what they say about a good orgasm making you see God: a sex shop will be opening in Saudi Arabia, in the heart of Islam’s holiest land, Mecca.
It is taking all my effort to rise above and laud this dad for being a committed father, instead of judging him for going with only a subpar tattoo artist for his totally normal and not at all strange full-face tattoo of his child.
Perhaps one day I will love something my body… READ MORE »
Ever since I was little, I have had a very hard time keeping my eyes on my own paper in the competitive game of life. I didn’t actually cheat because I was too stupid to pull off lying well, but man did I ever covet thy neighbor’s handwriting. And I know it’s ridiculous and irrational… READ MORE »
For just a fraction of the cost of the Apple Watch, you can now buy your mom the Mother’s Day gift she always wanted: a Starbucks gift card worth just pennies on the dollars you actually spent on it! You see, this is no ordinary Starbucks gift card — it’s a gift card made of… READ MORE »
Why die on Mars, when you could live in South Dakota? That’s the question South Dakota’s Governor’s Office of Economic Development is aiming to answer in what I can honestly say is the most delightful little video I have ever seen in my entire godforsaken life.
As the newly released 30-second spot astutely points… READ MORE »
In a cleverly timed bit of brand synergy that I can forgive because I am obviously stoned and thus incredibly chill, HBO announced today, on 4/20, that Vimeo’s popular web “High Maintenance” will be moving to HBO for a six-episode run.
The delightfully poignant stoner web series, which take a reflective look at the… READ MORE »
I’m typing this post without even looking at my laptop, currently splayed face down on the cool tile of my bathroom floor, arms stretched out in front of me to my laptop hoping that the typos will at least resemble words when I finally look up. My location is decidedly not the best place to… READ MORE »
Someone texted me in all caps last night at three AM “JASON STATHAM DANCING IN A BANANA HAMMOCK NOT A DRILL,” and I regret immediately waking up to watch this video because that means that I was just groggy, but not actually stoned, which I definitely should have been to watch this video of Jason… READ MORE »
In an open letter in the Boston Globe today, Bill and Denise Richards, parents of eight-year old Martin Richard (above), who was killed in the Boston Marathon bombing two years ago, requested that the government not seek the death penalty against bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev, who was recently convicted on all 30 counts he was charged with. READ MORE »
I’ve realized that there’s a rather marked difference in being proud of your culture, and having ownership over it. Both are important and necessary, but for 20-some odd years, my culture was something that happened to me, but only in the last seven years has it actually become mine. … READ MORE »