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Betty White Teaches A Younger Man How To Score With Older Women

Betty White is blowing up … again. America’s favorite grandma has been in the biz for over 60 years and shows no signs of letting up. The premiere of her new show “Hot in Cleveland” on TV Land was the most watched show on cable last Wednesday night.

White recently sat down with Ron Babcock on the set of “Hot in Cleveland” to give him some advice on romancing older women. Watch it Keep reading »

What Not To Say To A Madam

It’s not every day you come across a bona fide madam.

But Susan Austin is exactly that. She resurrected The World Famous Mustang Ranch, the first and oldest legal brothel in America, in 2007. The crazy, earlier days of the bordello are the subject of the film “Love Ranch,” which comes out later this month.

Austin served as a consultant on the film and also talked to us about her unusual profession. More specifically, the comments that folks who aren’t schooled in the intricacies of the sex trade tend to make to her over and over again.

If you happen to find yourself in a (totally legal) house of ill-repute, these are the 10 things you should try to avoid saying to the lady in charge: Read more Keep reading »

Men Explain Why Women Cheat

From a statistical standpoint, men are more likely than women to step out on their relationships. However, at least in terms of marital infidelity, the spread between the genders is smaller than you might think: 22 percent of guys cheat compared with 14 percent of ladies.

So why is it we only hear about how Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Bill Clinton and the like couldn’t stay true? What about all the ladies, famous or not, who are out there prowling for some of the strange?

Men get cheated on, too. To prove it, we talked to four regular guys who’ve felt the sickening smart of infidelity. They let us in on what they were able to learn from the unfortunate experience. Read more Keep reading »

Is It OK To Flirt When You’re In A Relationship?

Flirting consists of a whole host of behaviors, gestures and words, which can be subject to endless interpretations. For the purposes of this post, however, let’s just define “flirting” as an occasion when you act pleasantly toward a member of the opposite sex in a way that you would never act toward a member of your own. Read more Keep reading »

Is The G-Spot Real?

Anyone who has glanced at a Cosmo in a waiting room over the past 30 years likely saw an article about the “G spot,” the elusive area in a woman’s vagina that, if found, provides her with earth-shattering orgasms. Well, allegedly.

Since its inconspicuous discovery, physicians have been conflicted as to whether it exists. In an attempt to set the record straight, we’ve scoured the history books to present these highlights in G spot history along with our own completely unscientific measure of its perceived level of existence at the time. Finally, in the end, we hope to declare its existence fact or fiction once and for all. Read more Keep reading »

I’m A Fat Guy And I Love It

People are always talking about the “epidemic” of poor nutrition among today’s youth and America’s obesity “problem.” It’s almost like they think being a big, fat person is somehow less than totally awesome. Well, I’m a fat guy, and I’m here to tell you, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

In case you’re still not convinced, just a few of the amazing perks of carrying the effects of a decade of late-night burritos and Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches around your midsection. Read more Keep reading »

Win Your Own Stuffed Mini-Me!

Everybody knows the three ultimate signs of success are 1) being parodied on “The Simpsons,” 2) having a drag queen version of yourself, or 3) being turned into a doll or action figure. Things aren’t looking that great for the first two options, but thanks to plucky Web company I Am a Stuffed Animal, I have fulfilled my dream of being represented in miniature. Read more Keep reading »

What Women Want On Their Birthday

“Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to Asylum’s token giiiiirl … Happy birthday to me!”

Check out our video to see a woman’s perspective on how ladies view their special day. Watch it Keep reading »

What Not To Say To A Lesbian

Lesbians are great for hanging out with, talking to about sports and beating you in arm wresting. Unfortunately, the porn industry has also done a pretty good job of convincing you lesbians also want to have sex with you.

Luckily, this real, flesh-and-blood lesbian is here to set you straight (heh). Without further ado, here are a few lines that are almost certain to get you ousted from lesbian ladies’ night at your local pool hall. Read more Keep reading »

Erotic Masseuse Shares Her Happy Ending Technique

Somewhere between hanging out with the guys at a strip club and hiring an escort on the social-acceptability scale sits the erotic massage — a cultural institution that most red-blooded men have at least thought about.

But for many, reasons of legality, morality or limited funds keep whatever happens after stretching out on that table squarely in the realm of fantasy.

For them, we asked Molly L., a $150-an-hour PhD student in philosophy who runs an erotic massage business out of her one-bedroom Manhattan apartment, to fill us in on her process — from the beginning to (presumably happy) end(ing). Read more Keep reading »

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