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Love & Sex

From a statistical standpoint, men are more likely than women to step out on their relationships. However, at least in terms of marital infidelity, the spread between the genders is smaller than you might think: 22 percent of guys cheat compared with 14 percent of ladies.

So why is it we only hear about… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Flirting consists of a whole host of behaviors, gestures and words, which can be subject to endless interpretations. For the purposes of this post, however, let’s just define “flirting” as an occasion when you act pleasantly toward a member of the opposite sex in a way that you would never act toward a member of… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Anyone who has glanced at a Cosmo in a waiting room over the past 30 years likely saw an article about the “G spot,” the elusive area in a woman’s vagina that, if found, provides her with earth-shattering orgasms. Well, allegedly.

Since its inconspicuous discovery, physicians have been conflicted as to whether it exists. READ MORE »


Guys

People are always talking about the “epidemic” of poor nutrition among today’s youth and America’s obesity “problem.” It’s almost like they think being a big, fat person is somehow less than totally awesome. Well, I’m a fat guy, and I’m here to tell you, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

In case you’re… READ MORE »


News

Everybody knows the three ultimate signs of success are 1) being parodied on “The Simpsons,” 2) having a drag queen version of yourself, or 3) being turned into a doll or action figure. Things aren’t looking that great for the first two options, but thanks to plucky Web company I Am a Stuffed Animal, I… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

“Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to Asylum’s token giiiiirl … Happy birthday to me!”

Check out our video to see a woman’s perspective on how ladies view their special day. Watch it … … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Lesbians are great for hanging out with, talking to about sports and beating you in arm wresting. Unfortunately, the porn industry has also done a pretty good job of convincing you lesbians also want to have sex with you.

Luckily, this real, flesh-and-blood lesbian is here to set you straight (heh). Without further ado,… READ MORE »


Guys

Somewhere between hanging out with the guys at a strip club and hiring an escort on the social-acceptability scale sits the erotic massage — a cultural institution that most red-blooded men have at least thought about.

But for many, reasons of legality, morality or limited funds keep whatever happens after stretching out on that… READ MORE »


Guys

The digital age leaves little room for deniability.

Your iPod is your iPod, and so are the songs on it. Which is great, except for those moments when a friend picks up your device and scrolls through to reveal a few of your awful, embarrassing secrets. Or worse, if someone decides to plug your… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Married? Got a girlfriend? In a loving and committed sexual relationship? Then you’re probably having sex, at least some of the time. But how often is often enough? And can you be doing it too much? Let Emily McCombs advise you on how much sex you should (and shouldn’t) be having. Read more … … READ MORE »


Guys

Nobody likes a cheater. But there are some situations that are almost impossible to resist. Let Asylum’s token girl tell you why we feel sympathetic toward guys who cheat, even while we’re smashing your Xbox with a hammer. Watch it! … READ MORE »



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