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Bryan Cranston Narrates Children’s Book You Have To F**king Eat

After Samuel L. Jackson narrated Go the F*ck to Sleep, I didn’t think that another children’s book could make an adult so happy — yet this glorious book has done just that, and it’s now narrated by none other than Bryan Cranston.
I’d highly recommend not reading this to your child if they’re anywhere near the age…

Ask Men / November 13, 2014

Study: Your Sexual Fantasies Reveal You’re Actually Pretty Normal In The Bedroom

Contrary to popular belief, we’re all a little freaky when it comes to what we’re into between the sheets — new research shows that most sexual fantasies are way more common than you’d think.
A groundbreaking new study executed by researchers at the University of Montreal sought to scientifically define sexual deviance for the very…

Ask Men / November 12, 2014

The Only Rules You’ll Need To Know When Dealing With Friends And Money

Over the years we’ve received many requests for advice about dealing with friends and money. So many of life’s most celebratory events — weddings, weekend getaways with friends, epic steakhouse dinners — involve the often-ignored element of financial negotiation. After the toasts have been made, the plates cleared and everyone has migrated out to the…

Ask Men / November 9, 2014

How Much Space Do You Need To Really Be Happy?

I’ve had one fork in my apartment since I moved in six months ago. Some may find this sad, but I find it liberating. No longer do I feel like I need to live in this self-imposed multiple fork prison that culture demands from us. Why do I need to spend more money on fork…

Ask Men / November 6, 2014

Hey, Dudes: Don’t Make These 10 Mistakes During A Divorce

Divorce is always a hot topic with celebs. Amber Rose filed for divorce from rapper/husband Wiz Khalifa, and news that Kris and Bruce Jenner’s divorce settlement came in at $60 million broke. The latter was described as amiable, one that didn’t even involve lawyers but business managers. The truth is, most divorces are never that clea…

Ask Men / October 30, 2014

Brews To Try: Your Fall 2014 Beer Bucket List

Putting together a list of beers for fall is a true delight, as most breweries tend to put out a number of special releases to celebrate the season. Thanks to traditions both old and new, fall is a time of Oktoberfests and pumpkin beers, as well as a number of holdouts from summer. This list…

Ask Men / October 19, 2014

30 Throwback Halloween Specials That Deserve A Re-Watch

It’s a fact — Halloween breeds the best festive television. Of all the holidays that lead TV execs to scream, “WORK THAT IN, DAMNIT!” at their writing staff, October 31st gives sitcoms, crime shows, cartoons and dramas much more creative breathing room than the other biggies. Think about it — no one has to lear…

Ask Men / October 18, 2014

Men Also Struggle Have It All

Imagine your next formal event. Now picture meeting a man in a tuxedo, asking him, “So what do you do?” and hearing him reply, “I’m a stay-at-home dad.”
How do you respond? As a veteran at-home father (and now writer), I can attest that most men — and some women — stumble here, though progress inche…

Ask Men / August 10, 2014

The Best Cities For Singles?

Young, single, and ready to mingle? We’ll admit that life as a single person isn’t always a walk in the park, but living in certain cities can help make the most out of solo life. Whether you love a fancy restaurant, dig a funky bar crawl, or are simply looking for somewhere safe to lay…

Ask Men / July 5, 2014

10 Ways Guys Kill The Mood

For all the men out there who think women play mind games when it comes to sex — first they’re into you, and the next second they’re not — consider this: It might not be them. Yes, George Costanza, if it’s anybody, it might just be you. If you’ve had a good date, are into a decent…

Ask Men / June 11, 2014

The 10 Best Hookup Websites

Whether you’re freshly divorced and just dipping your toes back into the singles pool, or if you’ve been wading in the deep end for years, you’d likely be intrigued by a list purporting to lead you by the nose to the best cyber meat markets that $34.99 can buy. You wouldn’t be alone. Discover the

Ask Men / June 4, 2014

5 Menswear Blogs You Should Know About Right Now

Beyond the glossy magazines lies a vast blogosphere dedicated to helping men dress better. And like most areas of cyberspace, much of it is a mishmash of uninspiring dribble inserted into a sea of second-rate snapshots. But it’s not all bad news. A new crop of trend spotters is rising from the internet’s ashes to…

Ask Men / August 18, 2013

How Not To Fall For The Next Fitness Fad

In the fitness and weight-loss industry, serpent lubrication sells like hotcakes. It’s capitalism run amok, and it is not helping. Billions of dollars are at stake to perpetuate the myth of “quick and easy” when it comes to building muscle and/or dropping fat from your frame. If you believe in quick-fix miracle cures for getting…

Ask Men / August 15, 2013

The Top 10 Greatest Female Adult Entertainers Of All Time

The adult-entertainment industry has always been the black sheep of the American economic family. Less respectable than big oil and Hollywood, it’s been no less successful, with annual sales estimates ranging from $2 to $12 billion per year. And, unlike oil and tech companies, and very much like Hollywood, the porn industry has produced some…

Ask Men / August 11, 2013

The Best Duos For Overcoming Life’s Most Difficult Situations

Imagine a world with peanut butter but no jelly. Fred with no Barney. A world without duos would be a lonely one, because nobody likes to go through life’s most challenging, harrowing and intimidating obstacles all by themselves. That’s why pop culture is brimming with dynamic duos — both real and imagined. Whether it be…

Ask Men / August 10, 2013

What Dudes Are Saying: 27 Things That Will Get You Laid At 25 & Rejected At 35

Just because it worked for you back then doesn’t mean it’s still going to work for you now. Something happens between the early 20s to the early 30s that requires a man to change his approach to meeting women. Some guys age accordingly — it’s an effortless transition from keg-stands with the guys to standup

Ask Men / May 26, 2013

6 Reasons Women Assume You’re Gay

Back in the days when men were “men” and Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality, life was simpler for straight guys. Today, with gender roles in a state of flux and traditional ideas about masculinity turned upside-down, things are a lot more confusing, especially for women.
Do girls keep slotting you into the “friend&#8221…

Ask Men / May 12, 2013

Dating With Tinder: What It’s Really Like To Date With Hookup Apps

I joined Tinder last month at the insistence of my friends. Before I downloaded the app, I had no clue what it was, but listening to my buddies raving about it, you’d think it was the second coming of Facebook.
For guys who love looking at pictures of girls in bikinis and frivolously casting a…

Ask Men / March 11, 2013

The 10 Food Trends That Are Everywhere Right Now

Thankfully, many of the food trends I feared at the beginning of 2012 have not come to pass. However, even in eight months, there have been some very noticeable developments in both the food we are served in restaurants and the way we cook at home. Some of them are welcome and some less far…

Ask Men / September 23, 2012

5 Techniques For Increasing The Size Of Your Manhood

Over the course of working on my novel, Shrinkage, I did a lot of research into penis enlargement practices. My novel is a work of fiction, but some of the real-life stuff I dug up is stranger than anything I could have come up with. Let’s get serious and focus on all the actual way…

Ask Men / August 19, 2012