Anonymous

5 Moves I Thought I’d Never Try In Bed … And Like

Sexually, I am neither conservative nor incredibly kinky. I like to think of myself as an open-minded chick who will try almost anything once. I don't know what you all are doing in the bedroom, but I'm going to assume, based on conversations with friends, and the occasional reading of Dan Savage's column, that I…
By: Anonymous / October 24, 2012

Girl Talk: On Straight Men And Anal Play

In a recent Vice article, straight man, Dave Schilling, called anal sex "the first stop on the Save My Relationship World Tour." And he's not just talking about giving, he's talking about receiving as well: "On more than one occasion, a woman has asked me if I wanted to do 'butt stuff' whe…
By: Anonymous / October 4, 2012

A Response To Vice’s Anti-Anal Sex Manifesto (From A Girl Who’s Done It)

Vice's Mary-Ann Banal (that must be a pen name) presents her case as to why women should never shove "sticks of meat up their poomakers." I'm all for talking openly about the pros and cons of anal sex. The only problem is, I can't tell whether Mary-Ann has actually taken it up the…
By: Anonymous / August 22, 2012

Girl Talk: In Defense Of Peggy Olsen’s Anonymous Hand Job

It happened so quickly, and it was so dark, that it was hard to tell what Peggy Olsen was doing in that movie theater. I texted a friend.  "Did Peggy just give a hand job to her boyfriend or a random man?" "It's hard to tell the way it was shot, but consensus says random,"…
By: Anonymous / April 24, 2012

Girl Talk: Should I Be More Scarred By My Date Rape?

Last week, I met a friend for dinner. The restaurant we tried to go to was crowded, so we decided to wander around and look for a different place to eat. We turned down the next block and my pulse raced. It was the block of the restaurant my date rapist worked at. I considered…
By: Anonymous / April 18, 2012

The Soapbox: You Like To Go Down, So What?

According to an article in this month's issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer Geoff Dyer, eight out of 10 of his "more mature male friends" preferred "eating p**sy to having their dicks sucked." And guess what?
By: Anonymous / April 4, 2012

An Open Letter To The Loud Sneezer In My “Office”

Dear Loud Sneezer In My Office, How are you? Good, I hope. I just wanted to bring something to your attention. Every time you sneeze, the air is momentarily sucked out of the office, and we are swallowed into your black hole of sound. Okay, so the "office" is a coffee shop and you and…
By: Anonymous / March 27, 2012

The Soapbox: A Former Fat Kid Responds To The “Vogue” Mother Who Put Her 7-Year-Old On A Diet

By now, many of you may have read Vogue's annual "Shape" issue and had some reaction to the story of Bea, a seven-year-old girl whose mother was intent on curing her "obesity," which was, in reality, 16 extra pounds of baby fat. "One day Bea came home from school in tears, confessing that a boy…
By: Anonymous / March 27, 2012

Why I Got Botox In My 20’s

You know that muscle in the middle of your forehead, right between your brows? The scowling muscle? Maybe you don’t. Maybe some people are blissfully unaware of their weird, clenchy forehead muscle. Mine has always been overactive. As a teenager, I always had this deep cleft of worry and contempt etched between my brows, eve…
By: Anonymous / January 17, 2012

In Praise Of Loud Sex

I am a very noisy lady ... in the sack. My sex motto is "go loud or go home." I realize that not everyone gets off on noisy sex, but for me, it is essential to my enjoyment. Screaming, moaning, dirty talk, or all of the above builds my mental and physical excitement during sex.
By: Anonymous / September 15, 2011

Girl Talk: I Thought I Was A Lesbian

It has been a big year for me. I switched jobs; I moved to another city; and finally removed myself from a lengthy and unhealthy relationship. I’ve always known that as one door closes, another one opens. And after going through that grueling breakup, I met and fell in love with the man of my…
By: Anonymous / August 18, 2011

Girl Talk: Why Amy Winehouse’s Death Came As A Shock

"It's not really a shock." When a famous person dies from causes related to drug or alcohol addiction, this, or something similar, is one of the more common responses people have. While there are plenty of crueler things people can and do say, this bored and blase lack of surprise over the death of a…
By: Anonymous / July 25, 2011

First Time For Everything: Doggy-Style

I'd had sex in cars, on floors, in the green grass. I'd had kinky sex, vanilla sex, drunk sex and stoned sex. I'd had sex with near strangers. I'd had sex with men I deeply loved. I'd had double-digit lovers in total. But I'd had never had sex in one of the most common configuratio…
By: Anonymous / July 7, 2011

Why Women Really Fake Orgasms

According to a new study done at Temple University, about 60 percent of women have faked it at some point. An orgasm that is. I would be lying if I said I wasn't one of them. I fake it often. The big mystery plaguing scientists is why? Why are women pretending to get…
By: Anonymous / June 10, 2011

Girl Talk: How Going To Vegas For A Bachelorette Party Made Me Question Everything

As I boarded the plane to Las Vegas, I vowed to keep the judgment to a minimum and the laughter to a maximum. I can endure anything for one weekend, I reasoned, taking comfort in the thought that there was no way my cousin's bachelorette weekend could be as bad as the one in the…
By: Anonymous / May 26, 2011

Girl Talk: Failure To Squirt

"Most unusual sexual experience?" I asked my man as I was straddling him in bed one evening. This may sound like a strange line of questioning, but we like to give each other intimate interviews. It is part of our oddly arousing foreplay. "A squirter," he answered. "Really!?' I asked, as if he were telling…
By: Anonymous / May 17, 2011

In Defense Of Dry Humping

Cameron Diaz recently shared her one rule to live by. "One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I'd prescribe at least once per day. What's also nice about dry humping is that it can happen anywhere," she told Maxim. I could not agree with Cameron more. Dry humping…
By: Anonymous / May 6, 2011

I Think I’ll Pass On The Tossed Salad

"I want to kiss your ass," John Doe whispered in my ear as we made out on my bed. I thought it was a funny request, but I figured he was into some light dom/sub stuff, so I obliged with a little role play. "You'd better kiss my ass … you bad boy."…
By: Anonymous / March 31, 2011

Girl Talk: I Had An Emotional Affair

Last summer, I fell in love with my boxing teacher. I never kissed him. I never spent time alone with him. Though I did have mental sex with him at least a thousand times, and was only left with goose bumps and a weakened mind. The first time I went to class, Mike wrapped my…
By: Anonymous / March 23, 2011