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Sex Toy Test Drive: The FiFi Is A Cute Lil’ Sleeping Bag For Your Dong To Fuck

 I praise Whizworx LLC for keeping the bar low with Fifi’s slogan: “It’s better than your hand.”  …

Anonymous | August 27, 2015 - 1:45 pm

The Toy Box: Reviewing Lelo’s Siri 2 Musical Vibrator

Lelo’s Siri 2 is a delightful little gem made to bring musical magic to your sex life by pulsing in time with the songs of your choice. It looks like…

Anonymous | March 30, 2015 - 10:00 am

Thank Us Later: An Immediate Cure For Ingrown Hairs, Cysts, Bad Zits And Inner Thigh Boils

An incredibly horrifying thing happened to me a while back. After shaving, I got an ingrown hair. Not normally that big a deal. But then–I think it got irritated while…

Anonymous | March 23, 2015 - 2:45 pm

Frisky Rant: I Don’t Care If You Haven’t Come Yet

Recently, I had sex with someone and about 10 minutes into our romp, I had a great orgasm. The guy I was sexing, though, didn’t seem to notice and continued…

Anonymous | February 10, 2015 - 2:00 pm

The Toy Box: Reviewing The PicoBong Transformer

I was like a little kid on Christmas day when I got my hands on the PicoBong Transformer. The thing was frightening looking in person, but any toy that’s a…

Anonymous | November 18, 2014 - 4:01 pm

An Inner Monologue While Testing The LELO LUNA Smart Bead “Vagina Trainer”

After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used…

Anonymous | October 23, 2014 - 10:00 am

Making The Case For Lube: I Ripped My Vagina During Sex

I’ve always been a fan of lube, but until now, I’ve never really been a hardcore lube advocate. For years, I’ve kept a generous stash of KY in my underwear…

Anonymous | October 20, 2014 - 10:00 am

True Story: My Gynecologist Found A Used Condom In My Vagina

I met up with Mark* on Friday night, eager to kiss my long workweek goodbye and roll into the weekend, drink in hand. We’d only been seeing each other a…

Anonymous | October 7, 2014 - 1:00 pm

37 Thoughts I Had After Receiving (False) Positive HIV Test Results

To my surprise, it turns out that my doctor doesn’t consider HIV an STD.  So that sweet relief I felt when she said my organ function was great and that…

Anonymous | October 3, 2014 - 11:00 am

Why I Married My Abuser

My ex-husband was the most romantic person I’ve ever met. He also hit me on the day we got married, while I was wearing my wedding dress.


Anonymous | September 9, 2014 - 11:30 am

Why I Inspect My Vagina Every Day

“Are you okay in there?” my roommate asked me after I’d surpassed the 30-minute mark in our shared bathroom.

“Yep!” I hastily replied from the cold, linoleum floor…

Anonymous | August 15, 2014 - 9:00 am

#OnlineDatingFail: I Don’t Know Where Your Mouth Has Been

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with

Anonymous | July 24, 2014 - 9:00 am

On Abuse & Seeing What We Don’t Want To See

Here are two things I never expected to be told in the same breath: “You’re so skinny! This will look cute on you,” and “I’m pretty sure you’re lying about…

Anonymous | July 15, 2014 - 11:00 am

The Toy Box: Reviewing The LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator

My first thought upon opening my new LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator was “How the hell does this thing work?” My second thought was, “Who cares how it works? This…

Anonymous | June 16, 2014 - 9:00 am

On #SurvivorPrivilege And Losing My Virginity To Rape

This weekend, Washington Post columnist George Will wrote an article about sexual assault on college campuses in which he called “victimhood … a coveted status that confers privileges.” In response,

Anonymous | June 10, 2014 - 12:00 pm

True Story: I Got Fired

I got fired on a Friday, just before lunchtime. No one stood over me as I gathered my coffee mug and my photos, I wasn’t escorted out of the door.

Anonymous | May 23, 2014 - 12:00 pm

The Great Twat Betrayal: 7 Common Yet Complicated Vagina Problems Every Woman Faces

I am convinced my vagina should have the next lead role on “Game of Thrones,” because recently, it has done nothing but plot sadistic revenge and royally fuck me. Like…

Anonymous | May 22, 2014 - 10:00 am

#OnlineDatingFail: The Broke, Newly-Married, Cheating Narcissist

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact

Anonymous | May 7, 2014 - 9:00 am

My Reaction To ABC’s New Drama “Black Box,” As A Person With A Bipolar Loved One

Leading up to last week’s pilot episode of “Black Box” on ABC, I’d seen a bunch of previews for the drama centered around Dr. Catherine Black, a talented neuroscientist harboring

Anonymous | April 28, 2014 - 9:00 am

#OnlineDatingFail: It’s Called Punctuation

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact

Anonymous | April 26, 2014 - 10:00 am

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