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The Toy Box: Reviewing Lelo’s Siri 2 Musical Vibrator

Lelo's Siri 2 is a delightful little gem made to bring musical magic to your sex life by pulsing in time with the songs of your choice. It looks like a tiny remote control, sized to fit perfectly in the grip of your hand (or elsewhere on your bod). When I first pulled it out of the box,…

By: Anonymous / March 30, 2015

Thank Us Later: An Immediate Cure For Ingrown Hairs, Cysts, Bad Zits And Inner Thigh Boils

An incredibly horrifying thing happened to me a while back. After shaving, I got an ingrown hair. Not normally that big a deal. But then--I think it got irritated while I was exercising or something--and it somehow, within a day and a half, turned into this nightmare, two inch boil on my inner thigh. It…

By: Anonymous / March 23, 2015

Frisky Rant: I Don’t Care If You Haven’t Come Yet

Recently, I had sex with someone and about 10 minutes into our romp, I had a great orgasm. The guy I was sexing, though, didn't seem to notice and continued to thrust himself in and out of me, until I finally motioned for him to stop.  I calmly explained to him that I had just…

By: Anonymous / February 10, 2015

The Toy Box: Reviewing The PicoBong Transformer

I was like a little kid on Christmas day when I got my hands on the PicoBong Transformer. The thing was frightening looking in person, but any toy that's a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe and prostate massager all in one is a toy that I'm going to need to try out.

By: Anonymous / November 18, 2014

An Inner Monologue While Testing The LELO LUNA Smart Bead “Vagina Trainer”

After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used for only five minutes a day, the bead helps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, ultimately making your O’s more frequent and satisfying. To use,…

By: Anonymous / October 23, 2014

Making The Case For Lube: I Ripped My Vagina During Sex

I've always been a fan of lube, but until now, I've never really been a hardcore lube advocate. For years, I've kept a generous stash of KY in my underwear drawer for emergency purposes, and dive in when necessary. As a healthy, sexually active 27-year-old, I don't usually have problems getting wet down there, but…

By: Anonymous / October 20, 2014

True Story: My Gynecologist Found A Used Condom In My Vagina

I met up with Mark* on Friday night, eager to kiss my long workweek goodbye and roll into the weekend, drink in hand. We'd only been seeing each other a short time and hadn't slept together yet, but if our chemistry over the last few of weeks was any indication of what was to come,…

By: Anonymous / October 7, 2014

37 Thoughts I Had After Receiving (False) Positive HIV Test Results

To my surprise, it turns out that my doctor doesn’t consider HIV an STD.  So that sweet relief I felt when she said my organ function was great and that I'm STD free?  Yeah, it didn't cover the fact that she was about to tell me that she believed I was in the early stage…

By: Anonymous / October 3, 2014

Why I Married My Abuser

My ex-husband was the most romantic person I've ever met. He also hit me on the day we got married, while I was wearing my wedding dress. That's why when I saw the footage of ex-Baltimore Ravens player Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée Janay Palmer, I wasn't surprised that she was now his wife. It…

By: Anonymous / September 9, 2014

Why I Inspect My Vagina Every Day

"Are you okay in there?" my roommate asked me after I'd surpassed the 30-minute mark in our shared bathroom. "Yep!" I hastily replied from the cold, linoleum floor where I sat naked. "I'll be right out!" I took one last look through the small compact mirror at my vagina, thoroughly inspecting each fold, small bum…

By: Anonymous / August 15, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: I Don’t Know Where Your Mouth Has Been

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 22, Male Receiver: 22, Female Site: Tinder…

By: Anonymous / July 24, 2014

On Abuse & Seeing What We Don’t Want To See

Here are two things I never expected to be told in the same breath: "You’re so skinny! This will look cute on you," and "I’m pretty sure you’re lying about that time your dad molested you." Nine months ago, I confronted my father about sexually abusing me as a child. Since then, my communication with…

By: Anonymous / July 15, 2014

The Toy Box: Reviewing The LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator

My first thought upon opening my new LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator was "How the hell does this thing work?" My second thought was, "Who cares how it works? This is the prettiest sex toy I've ever seen." It could honestly pass for something Kate Middleton would use, because it's gold and fancy and doesn't…

By: Anonymous / June 16, 2014

On #SurvivorPrivilege And Losing My Virginity To Rape

This weekend, Washington Post columnist George Will wrote an article about sexual assault on college campuses in which he called "victimhood ... a coveted status that confers privileges." In response, survivors of sexual assault having been sharing their stories with on Twitter with the hashtag #SurvivorPrivilege. Here, one survivor shares her story. #SurvivorPrivilege is feeling…

By: Anonymous / June 10, 2014

True Story: I Got Fired

I got fired on a Friday, just before lunchtime. No one stood over me as I gathered my coffee mug and my photos, I wasn’t escorted out of the door. I said two goodbyes, covertly, outside the office building. The actual firing was all done over the phone and they told me I didn't have…

By: Anonymous / May 23, 2014

The Great Twat Betrayal: 7 Common Yet Complicated Vagina Problems Every Woman Faces

I am convinced my vagina should have the next lead role on "Game of Thrones," because recently, it has done nothing but plot sadistic revenge and royally fuck me. Like many women have experienced, I woke up one day with some weird itching and burning in the land down under and knew that it wa…

By: Anonymous / May 22, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: The Broke, Newly-Married, Cheating Narcissist

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 44, Male Receiver: 32, Female…

By: Anonymous / May 7, 2014

My Reaction To ABC’s New Drama “Black Box,” As A Person With A Bipolar Loved One

Leading up to last week's pilot episode of "Black Box" on ABC, I'd seen a bunch of previews for the drama centered around Dr. Catherine Black, a talented neuroscientist harboring a secret diagnosis of her own. The series premiere aired right after "Grey's Anatomy," which I had been watching, so I decided to give it

By: Anonymous / April 28, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: It’s Called Punctuation

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 26, Male Receiver: 28, Female…

By: Anonymous / April 26, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: Let’s Have An Introductory Pee-On-Each-Other Meeting

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots. Sender: 32, Male Receiver: 28,…

By: Anonymous / April 3, 2014

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