Profile for Anna David

20 Reasons Why It’s Better To Share Your Bed With A Cat Than With A Man

Anna DavidApril 11, 2012 //
Dream Pets
Animals we would adopt if it were possible. 11 Photos »
Baby Miniatures!
baby miniature animals
The smallest animals EVER. 11 Photos »
Plants Vs. Boyfriends
Why foliage rules over fellas. Read More »

Happy National Pet Day! In honor of this momentous holiday, author Anna David — her Kindle single, Animal Attraction (about being a crazy cat lady), is a must-read — has penned this list of 20 reasons why sharing a bed with a cat is better than sharing it with a man.

1. No inappropriate confessions/dirty talk if they’ve had too much to drink.

2. No possibility their cell phones will ring and wake you up.

3. Bored senseless by Internet porn; thus not dying to give you the money shot. Keep reading »

The Truth About Sex Scenes

Anna DavidNovember 14, 2011 //
Meeting Men
The 5 craziest ways that Anna David has met men. Read More »
Poor Sex Etiquette
10 things that are rude to do in the sack. Read More »
5 Sex Moves
sex photo
Five sex moves women love in bed but can be too afraid to ask for. Read More »

Mining my life for sexual material wasn’t entirely new. I’d written, after all, about my sex life in various publications and even penned an extremely graphic novel chapter about a guy masturbating to a picture of a girl he liked and read it at Rachel Kramer Bussel’s now-defunct reading series, “In The Flesh.”

But that scene was funny more than it was dirty. Besides, it wasn’t about me. Plus I’d abandoned that novel halfway through so it never saw the light of day.

In the books I’d published, I’d somehow avoided sex. My mother even commented at one point that the sex scenes in my books were more coitus interruptus than actual coitus. Keep reading »

The 5 Craziest Ways I Met Men

Anna DavidOctober 10, 2011 //
"Falling For Me"
Check out Anna David's awesome book! Read More »
Dating Good Guys
boyfriend photo
Not every woman wants to date an a-hole. Read More »
The Do-Not-Date List
Guys you should avoid at all costs! Read More »

When I decided to revamp my life according to the principles of Helen Gurley Brown’s Sex and the Single Girl in order to write my memoir Falling For Me, I not only committed to learning to cook, decorate, put myself together and tackle a whole bunch of new activities (ceramics, anyone?) but I also agreed to embrace at least a few of her ideas for meeting men. Keep reading »

Dispatches From The Adult Entertainment Expo

Anna DavidJanuary 14, 2009 //

After a few days — or even a few minutes — at the Adult Entertainment Expo, your brain begins to process things differently than it did previously. Breasts covered by clothing seem unusual, almost confusing. Loud moans emanate from adult movies on view at various booths and orgasm contests at others. Since this was my third year, I’m relatively unshockable. Which means that I was able to look past dildos as thick as forearms, girls grinding each other, and a bald man in a black suit who claimed to have equipment that dwarfed John Holmes to determine the best of what the world’s biggest sex convention had to offer. Keep reading »