Ami Angelowicz

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Forget Bush, American Apparel Experiments With Exposed Butthole (NSFW)

Hi there, American ApparelI was prepared to defend your bush mannequin and I was responding really positively, as Tim Gunn would say, to your 62-year-old lingerie model. But then you went and posted a thong ad on your Tumblr featuring a peek-a-boo of a perfectly waxed asshole riding a bicycle, or as a commenter called

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 1, 2014

Check Out Paz De La Huerta As A Sex-Crazed, Naughty Nurse

Check out these NSFW film stills and promo pics of Paz de la Huerta as a sex-crazed psycho killer in "Nurse 3D." She wears it well. [Nerve] This woman's boyfriend says he uses online dating sites for conversations, that's all. Good one, guy! [Em & Lo] Find out why maintenance sex may be a waste…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

Traditional Russian Wedding Photos: I Approve

It's high time for American couples to take their cue from the Russians when it comes to their style of wedding photography. The new rules for capturing your big day include: don't be afraid to rely heavily on Photoshop, draw inspiration from Greek mythology, and spread your legs whenever you feel like it. There's more…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

From Jesus Sightings To Yeezus Sightings: Kanye West Appears On Woman’s Kneecap

From "The Bachelor" to a dog's butthole, the likeness of Jesus has appeared to believers in all sorts of crazy places. The Lord must be tired of projecting his image onto Cheetoh's and Walmart receipts because the latest reported vision is not of Jesus, but of Yeezus. This woman's photo popped up on Reddit  thi…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

Sorority Girls Are Now Pooping In Their Dorm Hallways

Today in what in the ever loving holy hell: human shit was found in the hallway of a University of Alabama dorm, allegedly dropped by a sorority girl. (But there are nearly 1,000 girls living in that dorm, so it might be difficult to track down the poop bandit.) Total Frat Move received photographic evidence…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

Amy Poehler Compares Hollywood To A Bad Boyfriend, Feminism To A Car

"Power sometimes comes down to knowing the vocabulary, figuring out how the system works and how to work within it. You need to believe that you deserve to be in the room once you get there. Directing, producing, and writing is the direction I’m headed into these days…I like to do things that challenge me…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

You Cheated: Now Give Me My Kidney Back!

Worst case scenario: you donate your kidney to your sick husband only to discover that he cheated on you with your friend while you were recovering from the surgery. British woman, Samantha Lamb, endured this particularly heinous form of betrayal from her husband Andy. Although Andy denies being unfaithful and claims he was merely helping…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 30, 2014

Date-Ade Episode #8: On Jackhammering & Jackasses

Hello again. After an extra long hiatus, Date-Ade, the advice series for all your existential dating dilemmas, is back! Today, I share my thoughts on Vickie's delusional boyfriend … well, ex-boyfriend. If you have a sex, dating or relationship quandary that you’d like for me to try to unravel (no promises), send your questions to

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 30, 2014

8 Vacation Photos That I Didn’t Share On Instagram

First, let me start by saying that I AM NOT ON VACATION. I am working in another city. That city is Nashville, TN. Right now, Winona is sitting next to me at her living room table. We are drinking Sleepytime tea tea and not talking to each other. That is NOT a vacation. I've come…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 30, 2014

Dream Job Alert: This Woman Makes Major Bank Letting Strangers Watch Her Eat

The latest internet craze in South Korea is known as "gastronomic voyeurism," or watching people eat their meals live online, and Park Seo-yeon is considered "The Diva" of the game. Her job description includes cooking an elaborate meal and letting strangers watch her eat it during a live, daily webcast. Yes, that's really it. No…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 29, 2014

Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss] A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It's not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post] How to politely decline when your partner wants to do it ALL THE…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2014

Porn Star Christy Mack Is Just A “Whore That Likes Legos”

In what may be the greatest news of all-time for awkward, teenage boys everywhere, adult film star Christy Mac announced a Twitter contest for the "best Lego creation" to put in her house. And the grand prize? Oh, a blowjob. …

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2014

It’s Not Over Until The Opera Singer Farts

Nashville Opera Company mezzo-soprano Amy Herbst will not be hitting high notes anytime soon. The singer claims that a botched routine episiotomy during childbirth left her unable to perform without farting and well, sometimes pooping herself.  

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2014

Prepare To Aww: It’s The 2014 Puppy Bowl Starting Lineup!

They're really stepping up their game for Puppy Bowl X. There won't be a mass wedding officiated by Queen Latifah (as far as I know), but there will be aerial coverage done by some sort of fluffy rodents, penguin cheerleaders and a half-time performance by Keyboard Cat! You can check out the in this gallery and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2014

Life After Dating: A Look Back At 4 Strange Things I Did While Single

So you’ve finally found The One (or at least The One For The Foreseeable Future) and you’ve committed to a serious relationship. Now what? In our new weekly column, Life After Dating, we’ll discuss the unique joys and challenges of coupledom. As I've mentioned before, there are many things that I miss about being single, for…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2014

Meet Sean Bishop And Taylor Knuth, One Of The Couples That Got Married At The Grammys Last Night

I was traveling last night, so I missed most of the Grammys. I tuned in for about four minutes, in which I caught 34 couples getting married by Queen Latifah. It was like one of those strange, "Wizard of Oz"-type dreams that would be hard to explain: "It was the Grammys and Madonna was there…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2014

The Dessert Dilemma: Bad For You, Good For Your Family

I'm heavily focused on dessert right now because the chocolate-addicted part of me needed to go on a refined sugar cleanse. It's been 24 days and yes, I have been having involved dreams about eating massive bowls of ice cream. Any way you spin it, in real life, eating an entire pint of Ben &am…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 26, 2014

Even “Laughter Yoga” Won’t Make Disgruntled Travelers Joyful About Major Delays

It's like something straight out of a David Lynch movie. Last week, during a four-hour flight delay at JFK airport, Laughter Yoga "Stylist and Coach" Francine Shore led the group of stressed passengers through a 20-minute "laughter meditation" session. No word on whether it helped soothe the dejected travelers. But an innocent bystander took some video…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 26, 2014

If A Deer Farts In A Forest, Does It Make A Sound?

Apparently, the answer is YES -- a very loud one. If a deer farts forest, 590,704 people hear it on YouTube. Excellent use of sound effects. [Daily Picks And Flicks]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 25, 2014

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

Women will never leave the house again now that there's a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve] Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango] A 16-year-old girl was engaging in "consensual sexual strangulation" with her 43-year-old boyfriend whe…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

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