Ami Angelowicz

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Forget Bush, American Apparel Experiments With Exposed Butthole (NSFW)

Hi there, American ApparelI was prepared to defend your bush mannequin and I was responding really positively, as Tim Gunn would say, to your 62-year-old lingerie model. But then you

Ami Angelowicz | February 1, 2014 - 9:00 am

Check Out Paz De La Huerta As A Sex-Crazed, Naughty Nurse

Check out these NSFW film stills and promo pics of Paz de la Huerta as a sex-crazed psycho killer in “Nurse 3D.” She wears it well. [Nerve]

Ami Angelowicz | January 31, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Traditional Russian Wedding Photos: I Approve

It’s high time for American couples to take their cue from the Russians when it comes to their style of wedding photography. The new rules for capturing your big day…

Ami Angelowicz | January 31, 2014 - 3:30 pm

From Jesus Sightings To Yeezus Sightings: Kanye West Appears On Woman’s Kneecap

From “The Bachelor” to a dog’s butthole, the likeness of Jesus has appeared to believers in all sorts of crazy places. The Lord must be tired of projecting his image…

Ami Angelowicz | January 31, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Sorority Girls Are Now Pooping In Their Dorm Hallways

Today in what in the ever loving holy hell: human shit was found in the hallway of a University of Alabama dorm, allegedly dropped by a sorority girl. (But there…

Ami Angelowicz | January 31, 2014 - 1:20 pm

Amy Poehler Compares Hollywood To A Bad Boyfriend, Feminism To A Car

“Power sometimes comes down to knowing the vocabulary, figuring out how the system works and how to work within it. You need to believe that you deserve to be in…

Ami Angelowicz | January 31, 2014 - 12:30 pm

You Cheated: Now Give Me My Kidney Back!

Worst case scenario: you donate your kidney to your sick husband only to discover that he cheated on you with your friend while you were recovering from the surgery.

Ami Angelowicz | January 30, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Date-Ade Episode #8: On Jackhammering & Jackasses

Hello again. After an extra long hiatus, Date-Ade, the advice series for all your existential dating dilemmas, is back! Today, I share my thoughts on Vickie’s delusional boyfriend … well,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 30, 2014 - 12:00 pm

8 Vacation Photos That I Didn’t Share On Instagram

First, let me start by saying that I AM NOT ON VACATION. I am working in another city. That city is Nashville, TN. Right now, Winona is sitting next to…

Ami Angelowicz | January 30, 2014 - 11:00 am

Dream Job Alert: This Woman Makes Major Bank Letting Strangers Watch Her Eat

The latest internet craze in South Korea is known as “gastronomic voyeurism,” or watching people eat their meals live online, and Park Seo-yeon is considered “The Diva” of the game.

Ami Angelowicz | January 29, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
A naked man walks into a bar with…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Porn Star Christy Mack Is Just A “Whore That Likes Legos”

In what may be the greatest news of all-time for awkward, teenage boys everywhere, adult film star Christy Mac announced a Twitter contest for the “best Lego creation” to put…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2014 - 1:20 pm

It’s Not Over Until The Opera Singer Farts

Nashville Opera Company mezzo-soprano Amy Herbst will not be hitting high notes anytime soon. The singer claims that a botched routine episiotomy during childbirth left her unable to perform without farting…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2014 - 12:20 pm

Prepare To Aww: It’s The 2014 Puppy Bowl Starting Lineup!

They’re really stepping up their game for Puppy Bowl X. There won’t be a mass wedding officiated by Queen Latifah (as far as I know), but there will be aerial…

Ami Angelowicz | January 27, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Life After Dating: A Look Back At 4 Strange Things I Did While Single

So you’ve finally found The One (or at least The One For The Foreseeable Future) and you’ve committed to a serious relationship. Now what? In our new weekly column, Life After

Ami Angelowicz | January 27, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Meet Sean Bishop And Taylor Knuth, One Of The Couples That Got Married At The Grammys Last Night

I was traveling last night, so I missed most of the Grammys. I tuned in for about four minutes, in which I caught 34 couples getting married by Queen Latifah.

Ami Angelowicz | January 27, 2014 - 11:30 am

The Dessert Dilemma: Bad For You, Good For Your Family

I’m heavily focused on dessert right now because the chocolate-addicted part of me needed to go on a refined sugar cleanse. It’s been 24 days and yes, I have been…

Ami Angelowicz | January 26, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Even “Laughter Yoga” Won’t Make Disgruntled Travelers Joyful About Major Delays

It’s like something straight out of a David Lynch movie. Last week, during a four-hour flight delay at JFK airport, Laughter Yoga “Stylist and Coach” Francine Shore led the group of…

Ami Angelowicz | January 26, 2014 - 9:00 am

If A Deer Farts In A Forest, Does It Make A Sound?

Apparently, the answer is YES — a very loud one. If a deer farts forest, 590,704 people hear it on YouTube. Excellent use of sound effects. [Daily Picks And Flicks]…

Ami Angelowicz | January 25, 2014 - 10:00 am

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve]
Take note, guys. Legs on the…

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2014 - 6:00 pm

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