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BroApp Will Text Your Girlfriend So You Can Have More Bro Time

Well, that's dumb
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Clever Relationship Wingman? I Think Not

BroApp, the android app created by two, 29-year-old Aussie bros Tom and James, is being billed as  “a clever relationship wingman” that pre-programs and sends text messages to girlfriends so that guys “can spend more time with the Bros.” Because those extra two minutes of time spent lifting, gaming or hanging with the bros are absolutely CRUCIAL. Keep reading »

Teacher Accidentally Projects Amputee Porn In Classroom, Promptly Loses His Job

Teachers everywhere, hear this tale of porn-watching gone wrong and cower in fear. Why is it never a good idea to browse amputee porn just moments before your students arrive? Oh, because Murphy’s Law dictates that some way, somehow, the fornicating amputees will find their way onto the projector instead of your intended lesson plans and that before you even realize your grave mistake, one of your students will snap a photo and send it to the local newspaper. Keep reading »

The Cyclone Standalone Is A “Sexual Home Appliance” That Will Haunt Your Dreams — Plus, The Duke Porn Star Speaks

  • The Cyclone Standalone is the Dyson vacuum cleaner of sex appliances. If only I understood what it did exactly. [Huffington Post]
  • The Duke porn star answers all of our burning questions. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
  • This photographer took pictures of women in various states of undress at iconic Route 66 roadside attractions. A nipple and a milkshake anyone? [Nerve]
  • Dudes. Women DO pay attention to your personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, please. [Modern Man]
  • Is that rumor about pineapple making semen taste better really true? This woman did a taste test. [YourTango]
  • A new study found that most people have slept with at least one guest at their wedding. Sounds about right. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Woman Marrying Her Bicycle Is Raising Money For Their Dream Honeymoon

Make their dream come true
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Lisa + Steele = True Love

Passion begets passion. And marrying your bicycle begets an excuse to start an Indiegogo campaign to raise money for your dream honeymoon. As a young adult, Lisa Nelson never rode a bike for more than 5 miles. She took up cycling while working at a non-profit program that “focused on turning delinquent youth on to positive programing … such as biking.” That’s how she met her strong but silent partner of 15 years, Steele Spokes, who she’s getting hitched to on March 2nd in a Luau-themed wedding. Keep reading »

Life Dream Status: Someone Invented Dishes That Wash Themselves

It's a miracle
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My Dish Prayers Have Been Answered!

If only Swedish design studio, Tomorrow Machine, had invented these self-washing dishes 15 years ago, I would have saved myself so many fights with roommates and boyfriends over my lack of enthusiasm for dish washing. Give me beds to make, laundry to do, trash to take out and I will click my heels together at the chance to be of service. But dirty dishes fill me with rage. And should I muster up the courage to scrub-a-dub, my roommate will tell you that I do a piss poor job. Read: stray food chunks. Hence, I need these dishes of the future, that require none of my passive-agressive elbow grease. I don’t quite understand how they work, but does it matter? Something about them being made of cellulose and resist all dirt and debris so they never need to be washed. As an added bonus, they don’t break when dropped. Klutzes holler! Tell me where to buy a set NOW. [Buzzfeed]

Single Ladies, Here Are 11 Exciting Things To Plan (That Aren’t A Wedding)

According to a new survey published in the Daily Mail, women are spending an awful lot of time planning their weddings…before they even have a groom lined up. Out of  600 single women polled, 60 percent admit that they already have their wedding planned — sometimes down to the details of the dress, the vows, the bridesmaids and the exact wedding date. In addition, the survey found that instead of worrying about first kisses, most girls are 100 steps ahead, thinking about various elements of her big day by the age of 13. Even more disturbing: 34 percent of pre-emptive wedding planners say they spending HOURS each day on Pinterest et al looking for inspiration for floral arrangements, the perfect updo, and a venue appropriate for group dances to “Jump On It.” Keep reading »

Date-Ade Episode #12: On Sex With A Co-Worker & Having The Flu

Date-Ade Episode #12: On Sex With A Co-Worker & Having The Flu
Crushes and flus...they're the worst!
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What to do when you love someone but hate the way they chew? Read More »

This week on Date-Ade, the advice series for all your existential dating dilemmas, I discuss how to get over a stubborn crush on a not-so-good-for-you co-worker

If you have a sex, dating or relationship quandary that you’d like for me to try to unravel (no promises), send your questions to date-ade@thefrisky.com or tweet @TheFrisky#DateAde.

Yoga Guru Bikram Choudhury’s Rape Accusers Speak On “Nightline”

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"No one's entitled to anyone's body."

Trigger warning: this video and the text below contain accounts of rape and sexual assault.  

On last night’s “Nightline,” three of Bikram Choudhury’s five sexual assault accusers bravely came forward to talk about the horrors they suffered at the hands of the yoga guru. Honestly, I had read about the charges, but the first-hand accounts were far more disturbing than I imagined. As a newly minted yoga teacher and a long-time yogi, these women’s stories rocked me to the core. To think of a practice that has been such a positive influence in my life being perverted by the most disgusting form of victimization is gut wrenching. As Sarah Baughn, the first woman to come forth in the media with her charges, says, “My daughter one day looked at me and said…’Mommy I want to be just like you. I want to be a yoga teacher.’ And all I could think was, ‘You can’t do that. You’ll get raped.’” Keep reading »

Paula Deen Compares Herself To “That Black Football Player” Who Just Came Out (Yes, Really)

Paula Deen's Racism
Paula Deen has jumped the racism shark
She wanted middle-aged black men to dress as "slaves." Read More »
Paula Deen Loses Book Deal
Paula Deen Dropped By Target
Her publishers have canceled her five-book publishing deal. Read More »
Michael Sam Comes Out
College Football Star Michael Sam Publicly Comes Out As Gay
College football star Michael Sam comes out as gay. Read More »
Sportscaster Supports Sam
Dallas sportscaster supports Michael Sam in coming out. Read More »

“I feel like ‘embattled’ or ‘disgraced’ will always follow my name. It’s like that black football player who recently came out. He said, ‘I just want to be known as a football player. I don’t want to be known as a gay football player.’ I know exactly what he’s saying. I’m fighting to get my name back.”

Paula Deen fights to get her name back in this week’s People and loses the battle. Miserably. I wonder if Paula could have chosen another comparison, any other comparison that didn’t include the words “disgraced,” “black” and “gay” in the same breath? At the very least couldn’t she have humanized Michael Sam by using his name? Instead, she only succeeded in further proving her ignorance. Despite her embattled, disgraced existence since her N-word scandal, she still has plenty of bacon in the bank ($75 million form a private investment firm to be exact) and a new restaurant opening near Tennessee’s Dollywood theme park. [DListed]

Artist Envisions Political Figures As Drag Queens (In GIFs)

You don’t need to sell me on the idea that drag is deeply inspiring (see: my obsession with “RuPaul’s Drag Race”). It’s not just about the WOW effect of all the sequins on the catwalk, it’s about making gender performance, which falls outside of the traditional binary, palatable to a wider audience. Artist Saint Hoax attended his first drag show and was stuck by the sequins, yes, but also by how it takes the “exact effort to make a leader” that it does to make an iconic drag queen: a flamboyant name, a fierce persona, defining outfits, a personalized hairdo, a trademark feature and one hell of a PR team. In his piece, “War Drags You Out,” Saint Hoax went to work transforming the most controversial political leaders into iconic queens. In a statement on his website, Saint Hoax writes:

“A rush of images containing Hitler’s mustache, Bin laden’s headgear, Obama’s campaigns, Saddam’s narcism crossed through my mind. It got me thinking that behind every ‘great’ man, there’s a queen. Like drag queens, political/religious leaders are expected to entertain, perform and occasionally lip-sync a public speech. But unlike drag queens, the fame hungry leaders don’t know when to take their costumes off. ”

After the jump, meet Hitleria Hysteria,Queen Abby, Madame O’ Sane, Georgia Buchette, Vladdy Pushin’ Ossie B’ and Baricka O’Bisha making their debuts in GIF form. WERK! [Jezebel] Keep reading »

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