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Happy Clitoral Awareness Week — Plus, Things That Make Women Instadry

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Self Love Distractions
cat snuggling
The worst ways to be interrupted during a self-love session. Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
  • Happy Clitoral Awareness Week! How is your clitoris doing? I think all clitorises (clitorii?) will be a lot better after celebrating them all week. [Ask Men]
  • You might have orgasms, but that doesn’t mean you know all there is to know about them. Clitoral Awareness Week is a better time than any to learn. [Tres Sugar]
  • This teacher was fired for posing in some sexy bikini photos. Just to be clear, she was fully clothed and did not have an affair with a student. [Huffington Post Weird News]
  • Beware! Your partner might be gaslighting you. That is not code for farting in the bed to wake you up. [Betty Confidential]
  • There are so many reasons why a woman is not sleeping with you. Here are just a few. Starting with, she’s not in the mood. [Modern Man]
  • We see Cosmo’s instasoft list and raise it this instadry list. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Just Kidding! That Sex Superbug Is Not About To Sweep Our Genitals

Sex Superbug?
condom photo
It could be deadlier than AIDS. Read More »
My STD
One woman talks about getting an STD. Read More »
Condom Excuses
The five worst excuses men use to avoid wearing condoms. Read More »

That potentially deadlier than AIDS sex superbug that you were up all night worrying about was so not worth losing any sleep over. Well, at least not this week. According to Dr. Kimberly Workowski, a professor of infectious disease, “The sky is not falling — yet.” Don’t worry, you fatalists, the sky will fall eventually, but our current state of panic over the superbug is all a big mixup, according to NBC News. Keep reading »

Today In Facebook Crimes: Woman Harasses Herself, Blames Her Ex And His New Girlfriend

Facebook Stalker?
5 signs that you're a Facebook stalker. Read More »
Dating Don'ts: Facebook
You should never post these things on his Facebook page. NEVER. Read More »

I don’t know if this falls under the umbrella of “catfishing” or just plain old bat shit cray revenge, but a Michigan woman is facing felony charges for creating a fake Facebook profile using her ex-boyfriend’s info and using it to make it appear that he and his new girlfriend were harassing her.

Over the course of a year, 52-year-old Cheryl Nelson made eight complaints to police that her ex-boyfriend, Kevin Haarsma, and his new girlfriend stalked, harassed, assaulted and even broke into her home. According to the detective’s report, Nelson finally fessed up to her ruse: Keep reading »

FYI, If There’s Someone You Hate, You Can Send Them An Anonymous Package Of Poop

10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
Fart In A Jar
An open letter to the girl who sold her fart on Ebay. Read More »

I feel that it’s my doodie to let you know about some of the crappy services that you might not have known existed on the internet. I hope you enjoyed all the puns in that sentence, because they were meant to foreshadow what I am about to share: you can purchase poop online.

For about $30, depending on the what kind of excrement you choose, ShitSenders.com will anonymously deliver your choice of  cow, gorilla or elephant shit to the stupid ex, evil boss, annoying neighbor or asshole frenemy of your choosing. The site’s tagline says it well: “Has some one really pissed you off? Don’t get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of shit.” Keep reading »

Tanning Mom’s New Single Is Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Tanning Mom Sex Tape
She wants to make one, but no one is biting. Read More »
Non-Celeb Singles
Lots of non-celebrities have released singles just to stay relevant. Read More »
Tanning Mom Hobbies
She's says she's on a tanning diet. She needs a hobby. Read More »
Tanning Mom's Single!
It's Tan Mom, bitch!

Take that, Farrah Abraham getting done up the pooper by James Deen! You have been outdone by Tanning Mom! No, she didn’t make a sex tapeTMZ obtained a snippet of Patricia Krentcil’s soon-to-be-released single, “It’s Tan Mom.” I knew it would blow my mind, but I didn’t know how much it would blow my mind. And it’s only one minute’s worth. Teaser: there is extreme auto-tuning, there are dance beats, there are lyrics like, You all are losers/ I’m sexier than the Teen Mom/ I am cool/ I’m the cool one/ I’m hotter than the Octomom

Yes. YESSSS. I cannot wait for the music video. Let there be bows! [Buzzfeed]

Here Comes The Bride … I Think

Mama June painted her old barn, wiggled her vajiggle jaggle into a beautimous, camouflage gown and tucked her forklift foot into some bedazzled sneakers for a ceremony of some sort this weekend. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say she and Sugar Bear got hitched. But they don’t normally have bouncy houses and serve sketti at weddings, do they? You can check it out the highlights of the big event for yourself and see what you think. I believe a mazel tov is in order.

Mama June's Tip
Mama June's secret to being beautimous. Read More »

11 Things You Probably Had No Idea You Could Do With Lube

Working at TheFrisky has it’s unexpected perks. I get free books, free makeup and sometimes, free pants! Today, when I arrived at the office, there was a giant — I mean GIANT– bag waiting for me on my desk. I was like, Oh shit! What’s this!? I tore open the bag and inside were … three HUGE bottles of lube. Seriously, if I used lube every day for the rest of my life, I’d probably never be able to make a dent. So I took to the interwebs to see what else I might be able to do with my lifetime supply of lube. Because I’m not the wasteful type. Click through to see how you can put your leftover lube to good use. Basically, it does everything. So, you can just get rid of all your other household products.

[Lube photo from Shutterstock]

 

A 55-Gallon Bucket of Lube?
Okay, sure. Go for it. Amazon is selling it, after all. Read More »

33 High School Students Suspended For Twerking

Miley Twerks
And in a unicorn onesie no less. Watch »
Too Sexy For Yearbook?
Is Sydney Spies too sexy for her senior class yearbook? Read More »
Nose Ring Suspension
She wore it for religious reasons. Read More »
Twerking News
Worthy of a suspension?

More than 30 seniors at Scripps Ranch High School near San Diego have been disciplined for making a twerking video and posting it on YouTube. The students who appeared in the video may be banned from prom and prohibited from attending their own graduation for shaking their asses on school property.

Allegedly, this whole twerk-a-thon started as these things usually do. One student asked others during 6th period media class, “Who wants to be videotaped twerking?” And, naturally, 33 girls volunteered to be taped all over the school, twerking and doing handstands. Probably because they were ready to graduate already and/or bored and/or fans of that video of Miley Cyrus twerking in a unicorn onesie. I know I enjoyed it. Keep reading »

You Guys, Eating Boogers Is Good For You

Armpit Cheese
This cheese is made from the bacteria of the human body. Read More »
Gross Beauty Rituals
The gross things we do to be beautiful. Read More »
Grosser Than "Moist"
20 words that make us gag. Read More »
'Snot Bad
Time to get picking!

When I was a kid, my oral fixation was gum. Grape or blueberry Hubba Bubba. I used to take my ABC gum and hide it in my dollhouse, under my bedside table, behind my book shelf for “later.” And then I would go on a “treasure hunt” for my gum and when I would “find it,” I would start chewing it again. I was so deep into gum that I slept with it in my mouth. It usually ended up in my hair in the morning which did not make my mother happy. While I thought my experimentation with chewing gum was totally normal, I made a point of making fun of Alex, the kid in my second grade class who picked his nose and ate it. I made up a song that I sang about his nasty habit to my friends:

Everybody knows, Alex picks his nose, his nose

Wipes it on his shirt and eats it for dessert

YUM! 

Eat it, Alex!

I wish you could hear me sing it because the melody is really bluesy and soulful. Anyhow, as it turns out, Alex was doing it right. University of Saskatchewan biochemistry professor Scott Napper is convinced that there are major health benefits to picking your nose and eating it.  He is doing some major snot research to back his claim up. Keep reading »

Saudi Woman Convinces Fiancé To Marry Her Two Best Friends As Well

I Escaped Polygamy
One woman's story on how she left a polygamist lifestyle. Read More »
"Sister Wives" In Trouble?
Kody Brown of "Sister Wives" is being investigated for bigamy. Read More »

Here’s a twist on polygamy for you. A Saudi woman told her fiancé that she would marry him on the condition that he would also marry her two best friends, who happened to be her coworkers at the school she taught at. At first the man thought it was a joke, but the woman was dead serious and she refused to get hitched unless he agreed to the offer.

“He realized that she was not joking when she insisted on her demand … after mediation efforts by relatives, he agreed to marry the three school teachers,” reported the Saudi Arabic language daily Alyoum in a report from the western town of Taif. After the man wed the three friends, he rented them all their own apartments and the husband takes turns rotating between their places. According to the report, the arrangement has not spoiled their friendship and they still spend a lot of time at each other’s places hanging out and doing housework. No word on when their reality show, “My Three Brides,” is set to air. Keep reading »