Ami Angelowicz

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Life Dream Status: Amtrak Is Offering Writers’ Residencies

No more trying to find a coffee shop with reliable WiFi and clean bathrooms. No more praying your roommate can refrain from talking for half a day while you peck…

Ami Angelowicz | February 24, 2014 - 12:40 pm

New Survey Says You’re Never Too Old To Pop Bubble Wrap

In honor of the new children’s TV show, Zack & Quack, Nick Jr. UK polled 2,000 adults to find out their thoughts on remaining childlike even though they are technically…

Ami Angelowicz | February 23, 2014 - 9:00 am

Jared Leto Has Liza Minnelli’s Vote For Best Supporting Actor And That’s Really All That Matters

“There was a luncheon today for the film, and Liza Minnelli hosted it. You know what she said to me? She said, ‘I haven’t felt this way since I saw…

Ami Angelowicz | February 22, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Depressed? Blame It On Your Cat

I’ve never liked cats. I know this is an unpopular point of view, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And this heart wants everything of the feline persuasion

Ami Angelowicz | February 22, 2014 - 10:00 am

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]

Ami Angelowicz | February 21, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Awful Dentist Fondles Female Patient’s Boobs To Fix Her Crooked Teeth

A Japanese dentist has been arrested for performing a procedure on a patient that absolutely no one has ever heard of.  When the 20-something patient visited the the office for…

Ami Angelowicz | February 21, 2014 - 4:30 pm

The Gift Bags For Oscar Losers Include A Vaginal Rejuvenation Treatment & A Lifetime Supply Of Maple Syrup

Just because the gift bags for the losing Oscar nominees are valued at $80,000 doesn’t mean that they’re filled to the hilt with exciting goodies. As if losing the most…

Ami Angelowicz | February 21, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Lena Dunham Responds To Jezebel’s Vogue Photo-Retouching Gaffe

After allegedly paying $10,000 for Lena Dunham’s unretouched Vogue photos, Jezebel failed to prove their point about how “insidious” the magazine’s intentions were. While there was some retouching done on…

Ami Angelowicz | February 21, 2014 - 11:20 am

Date-Ade Episode #11: On Sandwiches & Seatmates

This week on Date-Ade, the advice series for all your existential dating dilemmas, I address the issue loving someone, but hating the way they chew.
If you have a sex,

Ami Angelowicz | February 21, 2014 - 9:30 am

The Daily Squee: Exhausted Meerkat Tries To Resist Sleep

A very sleepy meerkat at the a zoo  in Dortmund, Germany was caught trying and failing miserably to keep his eyes open. This is exactly what happens to me every…

Ami Angelowicz | February 20, 2014 - 5:31 pm

The Sexiest Drinks To Order On A Date Are…

Today in strange dating surveys that someone commissioned to promote an app: “dream dates” and imaginary beverage orders. Huh? Yes, exactly. What exactly qualifies a “dream date?” I’m not sure…

Ami Angelowicz | February 20, 2014 - 2:30 pm

14 Reasons Richard Simmons’ Instagram Feed Is Everything

I’ve been a Richard Simmons fan since I bought the “Sweating To The Oldies” VHS box set at Costco when I was 9. If he had an Instagram feed at…

Ami Angelowicz | February 20, 2014 - 2:00 pm

See Which States Last The Longest In The Sack (Spoiler Alert: Nobody’s Breaking 10 Minutes)

According to the data collected from 10,000 users of the Spreadsheets sex app, which allows you to track various aspects of your sexual performance including thrusts per minute, duration…

Ami Angelowicz | February 19, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Finally! Science Explains Why You Can’t Ever Remember Your Dreams

As a dream analysis enthusiast, I’ve shared my tips for recalling your nightly adventures more easily. While I still think a few simple tricks can help you remember your dreams…

Ami Angelowicz | February 19, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity Bikinis Are Floating To A Target Near You

I know, I know. The moment you saw Kate Upton’s zero gravity Sports Illustrated photo spread, you were like, Where can I get a teeny tiny gold bikini that would

Ami Angelowicz | February 19, 2014 - 12:20 pm

Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

So, Kate Upton didn’t make the front cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary issue, but she did make the back cover. Anyhow, please enjoy her pictures in the…

Ami Angelowicz | February 18, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Do Not Want: Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear

This must stop. “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” be it the book or the movie, must stop ruining the world. I know that it’s natural to want to sell merchandise related to a…

Ami Angelowicz | February 18, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Cloppers Rejoice: Tasha Reign’s “My Little Pony” Porn Is Here (NSFW)

We knew that former Reality TV star, Penthouse model, adult film star and sex columnist Tasha Reign had gone so far as to create a line of Reignbow Pony butt

Ami Angelowicz | February 18, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Watch One Woman Sing “Let It Go” In The Voice Of 13 Divas

Vocal chameleon Christina Bianco, who sang “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” in 19 different voices, is back with an encore performance of “Let It Go.” This time she sings in…

Ami Angelowicz | February 17, 2014 - 9:00 am

Science Says Porn Addiction Is A Bunch Of Cockamamie

According to a piece published in Springer’s journal Current Sexual Health Reports, clinical psychologist Dr. Ley would like to remind us all that there’s no strong scientific research that proves…

Ami Angelowicz | February 15, 2014 - 3:00 pm

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