Ami Angelowicz

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Life Dream Status: Amtrak Is Offering Writers’ Residencies

No more trying to find a coffee shop with reliable WiFi and clean bathrooms. No more praying your roommate can refrain from talking for half a day while you peck away on the keyboard. It's still in the "test-run" phase, but it's OK to get your hopes up because Amtrak has confirmed that it will…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 24, 2014

New Survey Says You’re Never Too Old To Pop Bubble Wrap

In honor of the new children's TV show, Zack & Quack, Nick Jr. UK polled 2,000 adults to find out their thoughts on remaining childlike even though they are technically adults. There's no mention of what age qualifies you as a grownup although they do say that your " imagination and ability to see thing…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 23, 2014

Jared Leto Has Liza Minnelli’s Vote For Best Supporting Actor And That’s Really All That Matters

“There was a luncheon today for the film, and Liza Minnelli hosted it. You know what she said to me? She said, ‘I haven’t felt this way since I saw "On the Waterfront."’ And she stood up in front of everybody and said, ‘Jared, when I was watching your performance, I felt the way that…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 22, 2014

Depressed? Blame It On Your Cat

I've never liked cats. I know this is an unpopular point of view, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And this heart wants everything of the feline persuasion to stay away from her. It's the allergies, but also, I just don't like the way they look at me. Should you want to joi…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 22, 2014

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

It looks like a wool sheath, but it's a prototype of an electro-condom called the "Electric Eel." That can't be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve] Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo] A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the porn stars they…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

Awful Dentist Fondles Female Patient’s Boobs To Fix Her Crooked Teeth

A Japanese dentist has been arrested for performing a procedure on a patient that absolutely no one has ever heard of.  When the 20-something patient visited the the office for a routine exam, the 53-year-old dentist told the woman that her teeth were badly misaligned and that he could fix them by massaging the tight…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

The Gift Bags For Oscar Losers Include A Vaginal Rejuvenation Treatment & A Lifetime Supply Of Maple Syrup

Just because the gift bags for the losing Oscar nominees are valued at $80,000 doesn't mean that they're filled to the hilt with exciting goodies. As if losing the most coveted-award in the industry isn't enough, nominees will have to find a way to deal with the consolation prizes, some of which border on insulting.

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

Lena Dunham Responds To Jezebel’s Vogue Photo-Retouching Gaffe

After allegedly paying $10,000 for Lena Dunham's unretouched Vogue photos, Jezebel failed to prove their point about how "insidious" the magazine's intentions were. While there was some retouching done on Dunham, it was fairly minimal and completely unremarkable -- a nip here and a pigeon there to make the images look more streamlined. In a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

Date-Ade Episode #11: On Sandwiches & Seatmates

This week on Date-Ade, the advice series for all your existential dating dilemmas, I address the issue loving someone, but hating the way they chew. If you have a sex, dating or relationship quandary that you’d like for me to try to unravel (no promises), send your questions to date-ade@thefrisky.com or tweet @TheFrisky#DateAde.

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

The Daily Squee: Exhausted Meerkat Tries To Resist Sleep

A very sleepy meerkat at the a zoo  in Dortmund, Germany was caught trying and failing miserably to keep his eyes open. This is exactly what happens to me every single time I start to watch a movie on Netflix after the late hour of 9p.m. I'm out like a light, even though when my…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 20, 2014

The Sexiest Drinks To Order On A Date Are…

Today in strange dating surveys that someone commissioned to promote an app: "dream dates" and imaginary beverage orders. Huh? Yes, exactly. What exactly qualifies a "dream date?" I'm not sure because it's not specified. And who's put thought into what their "dream man" or "dream woman" will be drinking? Not I. But if you have,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 20, 2014

14 Reasons Richard Simmons’ Instagram Feed Is Everything

I've been a Richard Simmons fan since I bought the "Sweating To The Oldies" VHS box set at Costco when I was 9. If he had an Instagram feed at that time, I would have been bathed in it. But he has one now and in my opinion, it's the only celebrity IG feed you…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 20, 2014

See Which States Last The Longest In The Sack (Spoiler Alert: Nobody’s Breaking 10 Minutes)

According to the data collected from 10,000 users of the Spreadsheets sex app, which allows you to track various aspects of your sexual performance including thrusts per minute, duration and orgasmic decibel levels, the United States is not actually all that amazing at keeping the party going for much longer than your average commercial break.

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 19, 2014

Finally! Science Explains Why You Can’t Ever Remember Your Dreams

As a dream analysis enthusiast, I've shared my tips for recalling your nightly adventures more easily. While I still think a few simple tricks can help you remember your dreams more often and in more detail, it turns out that there is a scientific reason why some of us remember our dreams more regularly tha…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 19, 2014

Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity Bikinis Are Floating To A Target Near You

I know, I know. The moment you saw Kate Upton's zero gravity Sports Illustrated photo spread, you were like, Where can I get a teeny tiny gold bikini that would be appropriate to wear in space and kind of makes me look like a more vapid Barbarella? Wonder no more because Target has teamed u…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 19, 2014

Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

So, Kate Upton didn't make the front cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary issue, but she did make the back cover. Anyhow, please enjoy her pictures in the magazine. They feature her boobs in zero gravity. Is there anything those boobs can't do? [Celebuzz] There's such thing as poopgasm. I shit you not. [Nerve]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2014

Do Not Want: Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear

This must stop. "Fifty Shades Of Grey," be it the book or the movie, must stop ruining the world. I know that it's natural to want to sell merchandise related to a phenomenon because MONEY. A Fifty Shades sex toy kit? I can make a snarky remark about the Twitchy Palm Paddle. I can wonder if it…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2014

Cloppers Rejoice: Tasha Reign’s “My Little Pony” Porn Is Here (NSFW)

We knew that former Reality TV star, Penthouse model, adult film star and sex columnist Tasha Reign had gone so far as to create a line of Reignbow Pony butt plugs, but we had no idea she was hard at work on a "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"-inspired porn. "Tasha's Pony Tales" is about…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2014

Watch One Woman Sing “Let It Go” In The Voice Of 13 Divas

Vocal chameleon Christina Bianco, who sang "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" in 19 different voices, is back with an encore performance of "Let It Go." This time she sings in the style of Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion, Kristin Chenoweth, Adele, Julie Andrews, Barbara Streisand, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, THE…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 17, 2014

Science Says Porn Addiction Is A Bunch Of Cockamamie

According to a piece published in Springer's journal Current Sexual Health Reports, clinical psychologist Dr. Ley would like to remind us all that there's no strong scientific research that proves "porn addiction" actually exists and that slapping a label on the healthy practice of wanking to visuals is counterintuitive to helping patients who struggle with…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 15, 2014

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