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Shoot-Out Bachelorette Parties For Shotgun Brides?

What’s the worst thing about being a pregnant bride? Duh—you can’t drink at your own bachelorette party. Not to worry. Gun-play mecca Open Range has your back. “Are you running out of time to plan your bachelorette party?” asks a new ad. “Your bachelorette party is sure to go off with a bang at Kentucky’s coolest indoor gun range & paint ball arena.” Keep reading »

Is Bisexuality The Next Big Thing In Hollywood?

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“American Idol” Smackdown: Adam Lambert Vs. Kris Allen. Who Will Win Tonight?

Last night was the battle of the roommates on “American Idol.” Xenu-enthusiasts Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise watched as the always dramatic Adam Lambert and the quietly confident Kris Allen duked it out vocally. In round one, each one chose his favorite song of the competition. Adam brought back “Mad World,” and Kris made us swoon with “Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone.” Next, producer Simon Fuller picked the songs—Adam got Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come,” while Kris funked out Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” Finally, we suffered through the contestants’ renditions of “No Boundaries,” co-written by judge Kara DioGuardi. Equally awe inspiring, in a bad way, was Paula in a day-glow green getup and Simon in a shirt unbuttoned to his bellybutton.

I know neither of these guys really wants to win because they both read my post last week about how guys who take home the “American Idol” title are eternally cursed. But since I can’t make up my mind about who I want to win, here’s a side-by-side look at these vocal monsters. Keep reading »

Lisa Rinna Opens Her Silicone Trap

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With a new book dropping today (it’s called Rinnavation—get it?) and a Playboy spread coming out soon, Lisa Rinna has a lot to gab about. The hottest topic? Her lips. While I’ve always suspected those suckers were plastic, she’s fessed up that 23 years ago she got silicone injections, inspired by Bette Midler’s pout in “Beaches.” When the silicone hardened into scar tissue, she went in for cortisone treatment, which she describes as “gross.” “This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips,” she told “The Today Show.” “[They've] made me who I am.” — Lisa, I am crying on the inside for you. It only looks like I’m smiling ‘cause I can’t move my lips.

Seems like the hottest trend in Hollywood these days is coming clean about botched plastic surgery. Here are other celebs who’ve publicly dissed their plastic surgeons.

Gallery: Hollywood Hotties Play Historical Figures

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Is it just us, or does Hollywood seem like a history class lately? All the hotties are working on historical biopics. Leonardo DiCaprio is leading the trend—he has two in the works with director Martin Scorcese. First up, he’ll play former prez Teddy Roosevelt. And although it’s not official yet, he is the frontrunner in the skirmish to play Ol’ Blue Eyes, Frank Sinatra. Sometimes history can be fun.

The Curse of the American (Idol) Male

We were bummed last week when Ali Iraheta got the chop after what seemed like a flawless, if somewhat copycat, rendition of Janis Joplin’s “Cry Baby.” The top three is now a total sausage-fest—only Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, and Danny Gokey remain. If these dudes are smart, they should be scheming up ways to get eliminated this week. “Idol” history proves that no dude in the top two ever goes on to good. Check out the bad luck that’s befallen the top male Idols. Keep reading »

Robot Teacher Debuts In Japan, Plus Other Robots Competing For Your Job.

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“There’s A Condom In My French Fries” And Six Other Very Unhappy Meals.

It was a sad day for a seven-year-old girl in Switzerland. She got more than a prize in her McDonald’s Happy Meal—allegedly, she found a condom in her french fries. Cops are investigating how the condiment got there and if it contained any … special sauce. [MSNBC] — I’ll think I’ll stick to ketchup. This gross mishap reminded us of some other surprises people have found in their food over the years.

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OctoMom To Have Uterus Removed — Finally!

Just in time for Mother’s Day, OctoMom Nadya Suleman gives her army of babies the best gift ever: no more brothers and sisters! After giving birth to 14 children through in-vitro, OctoMonster is making her first responsible parenting decision and getting part of her baby making-machine, her uterus, removed. The surgery, scheduled for this weekend, means that Suleman is unlikely to spawn more offspring. Collective sigh. [Radar via Daily News]

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Kris Allen Of “American Idol” Is Kick Awesome

What’s even better than awesome? Kick awesome! Kris Allen uses the catch phrase to describe his run on “Idol.” But who is this fresh-faced cutie that might be the dark horse contender of the season? Evidently, the nicest, most “aww, shucks,” most bring-home-to-mom dude on the planet. Keep reading »

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