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The Detroit Auto Show, taking place this week, is the time of year that all the celebs decide what models they’ll be rocking in 2010. While I confess that I don’t really give a fig about cars, I can’t resist a hot body behind the wheel of a hot chassis. After the jump, some hot guys in cars that rev your engines. Vroom.
While some folks think it’s BS, the World Health Organization is officially recognizing a new stress disorder called “21st Century Syndrome” or Adrenal Fatigue. What are the symptoms, other than being alive in the 21st century? Fatigue, irritability, light-headedness, low libido, problems concentrating, digestion problems, excessive salt cravings, and increased susceptibility to coughs and colds. Sadly, this disorder is being called just another side effect of modern living. Womp womp. Keep reading »
Let’s forget about Roman Polanski for a second and focus our condemnation on Morgan Freeman. The 72-year-old actor, who had been rumored to be having a 10-year-long affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, is confirming that the two are still together and planning for a baby. Gasp! Vomit! Even though they are not blood relatives, Freeman was married to her grandmother, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, and helped raise her. Even worse, he’s still going through a bitter divorce with his second wife, Myrna, who he allegedly left for Hines. Shouldn’t this be illegal somehow? [Celebitchy]
After the jump, some more highly inappropriate relationships that make us want to puke.
The state of Nevada proved that they don’t discriminate. Officials have rubber stamped the Shady Lady Ranch, the first all-male bordello for female customers about 150 miles outside of Las Vegas. Yee-haw, cowgirls! But officials weren’t exactly kicking up their heels about the stud farm. Why? They’re concerned about the health risks for the young bucks … Keep reading »
A 40-year-old man in the U.K. must have thought that the giant steel pipe he lodged his penis in on Tuesday was a vagina or some other warm orifice. Otherwise, how could we account for such a poor insertion decision? Actually, I’m not sure I want to know his reasoning. What we do know is that after his ween was sufficiently stuck (I’m picturing a Pooh-Bear-in-a-rabbit-hole scenario), he had no choice but to call emergency services to rescue his member. (I’m wondering what the operator’s reaction to hearing the words “My penis is stuck in a steel pipe!” was?) He was initially taken to the ER, but doctors were unable to operate on him because the restricted blood flow caused a giant erection. Not the best time to get turned on, eh? Let’s just say it was no quickie lube job. With the steady hands of seven firefighters, it took 30 minutes and a metal grinder (arrrgghhh!) to free his bruised and battered willy. Lesson learned, boys? Just another insane peen story for the record books. [Newser] Keep reading »
Two nights ago I had a nightmare. My dream started with my grandma being in the hospital. The doctor said she needed a transplant and my mom was willing to donate whatever she needed. They started doing the operation on her and then the doctor came out and told me that my mom had died during the procedure. I was crying and in grief, but then I saw my mom’s ghost and I was in shock. Immediately she started fading away. I woke up in tears and I was crying for a while. Last night my sister had a dream that my whole family died and it was just her, my cousin, and me left. She is seven. Then last night I dreamed of arranging funerals. Please help. I don’t understand the meaning of these dreams. – Scared For My Mom
Sometimes getting over a painful time in your life is just as easy as trotting over to the salon and getting a set of blond extensions. At least that’s how Kate Gosselin is trying to put all of her 2009 drama behind her. “It’s good to have hair again,” Kate said of her new luxurious locks. “I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life.” I applaud the publicist who came up with that line. I must admit that her new ‘do looks pretty darn good, but I’m really going to miss all the Halloween wigs fashioned after her last style. I hope for Kate’s sake (and her litter) that she really is “starting over.” Maybe the tight weave pulling at her scalp will help her forget that she was married to one of the biggest douche bags of the decade. [PopEater]
I’ve noticed that this “new hair, new life” philosophy is really popular in Hollywood. After the jump, some famous hair makeovers meant to counteract the harmful effects of breakups and breakdowns.
Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet Humble Bee, one of our most prolific commenters. Keep reading »