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Sinead O’Connor Considers Sex With A Yam

Sinead O’Connor has, uh, changed a bit since the ’90s. She grew her hair back, gained a few pounds, returned to Ireland, and took up blogging. If you haven’t been keeping up with her website, you should know that she was desperately seeking sex. In fact, Sinead was so hard up that she considered doing it with inanimate objects:

“I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don’t yet own a truck but I’m beginning to understand her head space … My s**t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners.”

That’s a sounds like a sex emergency to me. Luckily, she says she found an “extremely sweet, kind, very respectful, considerate but absolutely FILTHY minded, un-inhibited RUDE sex maniac named John” to take care of her s**t-uation. Phew! Crisis averted! But really, nothing compares 2 yam. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Forget Dogs, Get A Pet Llama

Dogs are so over. It’s all about pet llamas now. A UK couple proved that llamas can do what dogs do, maybe even more. Tim and Terri Crowfoot managed to train their pack of seven pet llamas — David, Dillon, Thomas, Oscar, Toby, Mary, and Ann — how to do all sorts of dog tricks like fetching, sitting, rolling over, shaking. They can even pull carts and jump through hoops! If you thought of llamas as spitting camel cousins with funny hairdos, think again. Llamas are highly intelligent according to the Crowfoots. They communicate by humming (hey, me too!) and using a series of body, ear, and tail postures, which has made it possible to train them so well. And they’re friendly! “They love playing fetch — their little faces just light up. Our friends think it’s hilarious — but as long as the llamas are happy and having fun, then so are we … The llamas can now do everything your average dog can do, and more,” the proud owners bragged. Okay. Sold! Pet llama it is. I can dye its hair and make it pull me around in a wagon. I just have to figure out where my llama is going to sleep. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

10 Guys You Shouldn’t Hookup With In College

10 Guys You Shouldn't Hook Up With In College
So, we’ve given you our college hookup recommendations, it’s only fair that we provide you with a “do not try” list in honor of Back to School Week. Not every guy is worth inviting into your extra-long twin. As you’re doing your four years of boy research, there are some that should be avoided altogether. Click through to see the 10 guys you should not hook up with during your college career.

12-Year-Old Boy Delivers Baby Brother, Is Probably Scarred For Life

Things a 12-year-old boy should not have to see up-close: his mother’s vagina, specifically his mother’s vagina while giving birth. Gaelen Edwards saw stuff that most boys his age have never seen. When his mother Danielle started crowning, he had no choice but to delivered his baby brother, Caynan, at home. “I said, ‘Gaelan, when I push next, I need you to grab the baby by the shoulders and I need you to pull him out.’ And he — just like by instinct, I couldn’t even believe it — grabbed the baby by the shoulders, with the head on his wrist, and eased him out, kind of wriggled him from side to side, and pulled him onto the bed,” said Danielle. Good thing Gaelen had been reading all those medical books and watching hospital dramas in his spare time. Keep reading »

How To Spot A Man Going Through A Midlife Crisis: Speedos

According to research done by a UK department store Debenhams (so, not biased at all), men between the ages of 55 and 59 actually prefer to wear banana hammocks instead of longer, less offensive trunks. Why? Well, they didn’t go so far as to draw an actual conclusion. But I have a guess! During the period traditionally known as “the midlife crisis” (see exhibit A above: Hulk Hogan in the middle of his), men feel the need to show off the “goods” to prove to themselves that [young] women still want to sleep with them and that they are still capable of rising to the occasion.That, or they are European or don’t realize that speedos (especially in neon shades) kill vaginas of all ages. For the more modest man, this same effect may be accomplished by purchasing a flashy sports car. Either way, I think it’s safe to say that speedo sales are down this quarter at Debenhams. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

16 Celebrities With Identity Issues

Frances Bean Cobain
Sometimes it’s confusing to be a celebrity child. The whole world is watching you, photogs are snapping your every move, and bloggers are waiting for you to say something lame. All things considered, Frances Bean Cobain seems to have emerged from Courtney Love‘s house as normal as possible, not to mention gorgeous. But who will she become now that she’s all grown up? Will she be a starlet, a power-hungry leader, a bad girl, or a princess? She explores some possible personas in a new Harper’s Bazaar photo spread. In it, she channels icons Evita Peron, Rizzo from “Grease”, and Belle from “Beauty and the Beast.” Duh, Rizzo seems to suit her the best. [Harper's Bazaar]

 

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