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Come On Down … You’re The Next Sexual Harassment Victim On “The Price Is Right”!

We hoped that the sexual harassment accusations would be over when Bob Barker retired as the host of “The Price Is Right.” All we wanted was to enjoy a good round of Plinko without worrying who may be “plinking” backstage. But unfortunately, the accusations are continuing into the Drew Carey era. Another one of the show’s “beauties” has filed a lawsuit, this time against two of the game show’s producers. Keep reading »

“Toddlers & Tiaras” Presents The World’s Tiniest Working Girl

Toddlers & Tiaras

The mothers on “Toddlers & Tiaras” are notorious for making questionable judgment calls when it comes to their children. Bare midriffs, heavy makeup, risque dance moves, spray tans, Red Bull. and flippers all can be considered “too mature” for kids. Wendy Dickey is the latest pageant mom with her head on the guillotine for dressing her 3-year-old daughter Paisley up as Julia Robert’s character from “Pretty Woman.” Her costume wasn’t any worse that some of the others I’ve seen on the show in the past — I seem to recall a girl dressed as Daisy Duke — it’s the implication of the costume that is unnerving. A tiny prostitute. Not the look most people want to associate with a 3-year-old. Wendy is standing by her costume choice. “I’m raising my child just as well as any mother does … I take my kid to church every week … at least I’m not forcing them into sports and getting my child injured like some parents … People need to look at their own family and what they’re doing. I don’t know why people are focusing so much on pageant moms when there’s much more harmful things people are letting their children do!” she said. Keep reading »

Watch Sexy Men Clean Their Sinuses

Competitive nasal cleansing is a sexy, sexy sport I was previously unaware of. There’s nothing quite as arousing as watching men in singlets squirt saline solution through their sinuses. But only one man’s nasal cavity was steadfast enough to earn the Golden Neti at the Aqua Maris World Championship. Fedor Konyukkhov of Russia officially has the cleanest sinuses in the world. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Straight Grindr Is Here

If you have gay male friends, you’ve probably heard them mention Grindr at least once, if not a thousand times. For those of you not familiar with the app, it uses GPS technology to track other gay men in your vicinity available for “meetups.” Basically, you can look on your phone and find out which men are in the same bar, on the same block as you at the same moment. You can check out their stats and photos, chat, and decide on a meeting place if you choose. According to one of my single gay friends, this app has “revolutionized his dating life.” Another calls it “a slutty hookup heaven.” Soon, we’ll be able to draw our own conclusions. This week, the company is launching a version of the app for heteros called Project Amicus. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My Mom Wants Me To Date A Reality TV Star

One of my mother’s favorite pastimes, aside from texting me my daily horoscope, is playing Yenta for her 30-something single daughter. Only she doesn’t try to set me up with nice Jewish boys. No, she prefers to shop for my potential suitors on reality television.

It all started after the guy who I thought was my soulmate dumped me suddenly. I was devastated. Perhaps in an attempt to sooth my pain, my mother vowed to find me another guy, someone better.
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Mark Twain Was Gratefuler Than Ever For His Wife

His hand writing was crap, but Samuel Clemens’ (aka Mark Twain) words were as charming as ever. Because I know you can’t read a word of this love letter he penned for his wife Olivia in 1888, I will translate:

“Livy Darling, I am grateful — gratefuler than ever before — that you were born, & that your love is mine & our two lives woven & welded together!”

I would be gratefuler than ever before to receive a letter like this. But alas, the love letter is dead. I guess a romantic text will have to do. [Letters Of Note] Keep reading »

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