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Is Oral Sex About To Become Extinct?

I’m concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. After the jump, the latest bad news about oral. We’re sorry, old friend. Keep reading »

10 Time-Tested, 100 Percent True Dating Theories

Yesterday, I stumbled across this list of dating theories from an anonymous dude who claims to have over two decades of dating experience. That’s a confirmed bachelor, all right. Most of his theories were funny (“Women Who Begin Emails With ‘Hey You’ Are Crazy”) and some were straight-up genius (“Drinking Red Wine On Dates Is The Best”). This got me thinking about some of our favorite dating theories over here at The Frisky. Check out our assorted theories after the jump, and share yours in the comments. Keep reading »

10 Reasons We’re Super Excited For Kristen Wiig’s “Bridesmaids”

Kristen Wiig can do no wrong in my eyes. She’s like the new Gilda Radner of “Saturday Night Live” and, finally, her career is starting to expand beyond that. Recently, she’s brought some of her funny to the big screen. And thus, I was so excited to find out that Kristen has co-written a new comedy called “Bridesmaids,” about a group of girls competing to plan their friend’s wedding. I’m laughing already. After the jump, some reasons why I think this may just be the best comedy ever. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Astronauts

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Space shuttle Discovery launched into orbit today headed for the international space station. Pilot James Dutton reminded us of something very important: astronauts are sexy. There’s something about a man willing to go where no man has gone before that makes us ready for liftoff. After the jump, some space travelers we’re over the moon about. Now if we could only figure out how to remove that pesky space suit. [NPR]

12 Famous Men With Truly Heinous Hair

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What happened to Nicolas Cage? I understand that he may be having some financial troubles at the moment, but that’s no excuse for the heinousness going on with his hair. All I can say is that he’d better be prepping for a role as an aging hockey player with a drug problem. Three words: shave it, buddy. Somebody help him. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, famous guys with awful hair who should be ashamed of themselves.

What Are Your Dating Theories?

I stumbled across this list of dating theories by a man with two decades of experience. They were mostly funny – see “Women Who Begin Emails With ‘Hey You’ Are Crazy” – but some I would consider straight up gospel – “Drinking Red Wine On Dates Is The Best.” This got me thinking about some of my favorite dating theories. Check out the ones I live by after the jump. Share yours in the comments. [Lemondrop] Keep reading »

Decode My Dream: A Confusing Reunion With An Old Flame

I am curious about a dream I had last night. Before I share the dream, I should give you the background.

In college, I had a near-affair with a close friend. Unfortunately, the timing and where we were in life was all wrong and we ended up severing all ties in 2003. We got back in touch this past October. He was going through some difficult things at that time, and said that he wasn’t very good at maintaining relationships. It has in fact been very difficult to communicate with him at all on any subject, no matter how impersonal. In December, he informed me that he “couldn’t offer me the kind of closeness [I] wanted.” Note: what I wanted was never discussed. But he said he didn’t want to stop talking altogether. I have not heard from him since, nor do I expect to in the future.

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Look! A Lesbian Reality TV Show!

Rejoice all, because lesbians are hitting reality TV. No, “The Real Housewives” franchise didn’t pick them up, but Showtime is doing a reality series called “The Real L Word” based on the network’s “The L Word,” which followed a group of hot gay women in West Hollywood. The big question: will the reality version be as good as the scripted version? Answer: it could be even better. After the jump, meet the cast. Keep reading »

8 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Bedazzle Your Body Parts

Body Bedazzling Gone Terribly Wrong

If you were alive in the ’80s, you probably owned (or really wanted to own) a Bedazzler. God, I worked my mom over for one of those and lost interest once it arrived in the mail. Go figure.

Thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt, bedazzling had a bit of a resurgence … down there. There are so many possibilities when rhinestones and vaginas get together! The vajazzling phenomenon is hanging in there (how?) but it’s given people some crazy ideas about other types of body bedazzling.

This woman felt like it was appropriate to bling out her armpits. NOPE. I refuse to put rhinestones, ribbons and feathers in my pits. I really hope — pitdazzling I believe you would call it, –never catches on. Click on for some examples of body bedazzling gone terribly wrong. Step away from the rhinestones, people. [Cheezburger]

Michelle McGee Gets Served A Bucket O’ Insults By Chelsea Handler

Jesse James’ mistress, Michelle McGee, thought she could battle wits with Chelsea Handler. Wrong. After Chelsea made a joke about Michelle not reading magazines because she has one on her face, Michelle retaliated by making fun of Chelsea’s botoxed forehead and her flabby “chicken wing arms.” Did Michelle McGee really want to bring up foreheads? Chelsea came back at her with a bucket o’ insults, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.” Ha ha! McGee followed that up with a weak Facebook status update: “In all seriousness, I’m a big fan of ‘Chelsea Lately’… I was laughing my ass off… feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me…” This round goes to Chelsea. Michelle McGee … you got served! Get back to your pedal pumping and leave the comedy to the professionals. May we recommend that Chelsea move on to making fun of Skittles Valentine now? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

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