I’m concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. After the jump, the latest bad news about oral. We’re sorry, old friend. Keep reading »
Yesterday, I stumbled across this list of dating theories from an anonymous dude who claims to have over two decades of dating experience. That’s a confirmed bachelor, all right. Most of his theories were funny (“Women Who Begin Emails With ‘Hey You’ Are Crazy”) and some were straight-up genius (“Drinking Red Wine On Dates Is The Best”). This got me thinking about some of our favorite dating theories over here at The Frisky. Check out our assorted theories after the jump, and share yours in the comments. Keep reading »
Kristen Wiig can do no wrong in my eyes. She’s like the new Gilda Radner of “Saturday Night Live” and, finally, her career is starting to expand beyond that. Recently, she’s brought some of her funny to the big screen. And thus, I was so excited to find out that Kristen has co-written a new comedy called “Bridesmaids,” about a group of girls competing to plan their friend’s wedding. I’m laughing already. After the jump, some reasons why I think this may just be the best comedy ever. [NY Post] Keep reading »
I stumbled across this list of dating theories by a man with two decades of experience. They were mostly funny – see “Women Who Begin Emails With ‘Hey You’ Are Crazy” – but some I would consider straight up gospel – “Drinking Red Wine On Dates Is The Best.” This got me thinking about some of my favorite dating theories. Check out the ones I live by after the jump. Share yours in the comments. [Lemondrop] Keep reading »
Rejoice all, because lesbians are hitting reality TV. No, “The Real Housewives” franchise didn’t pick them up, but Showtime is doing a reality series called “The Real L Word” based on the network’s “The L Word,” which followed a group of hot gay women in West Hollywood. The big question: will the reality version be as good as the scripted version? Answer: it could be even better. After the jump, meet the cast. Keep reading »
If you were alive in the ’80s, you probably owned (or really wanted to own) a Bedazzler. God, I worked my mom over for one of those and lost interest once it arrived in the mail. Go figure.
Thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt, bedazzling had a bit of a resurgence … down there. There are so many possibilities when rhinestones and vaginas get together! The vajazzling phenomenon is hanging in there (how?) but it’s given people some crazy ideas about other types of body bedazzling.
This woman felt like it was appropriate to bling out her armpits. NOPE. I refuse to put rhinestones, ribbons and feathers in my pits. I really hope — pitdazzling I believe you would call it, –never catches on. Click on for some examples of body bedazzling gone terribly wrong. Step away from the rhinestones, people. [Cheezburger]
Jesse James’ mistress, Michelle McGee, thought she could battle wits with Chelsea Handler. Wrong. After Chelsea made a joke about Michelle not reading magazines because she has one on her face, Michelle retaliated by making fun of Chelsea’s botoxed forehead and her flabby “chicken wing arms.” Did Michelle McGee really want to bring up foreheads? Chelsea came back at her with a bucket o’ insults, “First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead — and probably Jesse James’ balls. So shut your face.” Ha ha! McGee followed that up with a weak Facebook status update: “In all seriousness, I’m a big fan of ‘Chelsea Lately’… I was laughing my ass off… feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me…” This round goes to Chelsea. Michelle McGee … you got served! Get back to your pedal pumping and leave the comedy to the professionals. May we recommend that Chelsea move on to making fun of Skittles Valentine now? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »