Profile for Ami Angelowicz

avatar

10 Predictions For Tonight’s Madonna-Themed “Glee”

Even though Madge said she’s not a fan of “Glee,” she’s changed her tune after an advanced screening of tonight’s episode, an homage to the Material Girl, calling it “brilliant on every level.” I hope she plans on sending them a case of Kabbalah water to make up for her impropriety. So what should we expect tonight? Well, we already know about Jane Lynch’s amazing “Vogue” remake. But ever since the song list was leaked, my mind has been abuzz with other possibilities for the wall-to-wall Madonna episode. After the jump, tonight’s soundtrack and our predictions for the plot lines that accompany them. [Fox] Keep reading »

10 Reasons Why Mel Gibson And Oksana Grigorieva Might Have Split

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are being very elusive about their recent split. It seemed kind of out of the blue to all of us, even though Mel is clearly a weirdo. So, of course, we are mildly curious. In a recent press conference, Oksana said,”I can tell you that we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon.” Doesn’t she know that’s like telling someone, “I have a secret but I can’t tell you.” It only adds fuel to the fire. It sounds so juicy that now we are dying to know what happened. After the jump, our hypotheses about the breakup. [PopEater] Keep reading »

10 Gender-Bending Celebs

gwyneth paltrow 031910 m jpg
Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow might have just thrown away her chance for an Oscar nom next year. She turned down the chance to play Nicole Kidman’s wife in a new film, called “The Danish Girl,” about the first man to undergo a sex-change operation. Her reason? She wants to spend more time with her husband and kids. “Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I’m so tired,” Paltrow said about her decision to withdraw from the film. I think somebody’s due for a colonic. After the jump, some other celebs who have showed their acting chops with some gender-bending. [PopEater]

28 Sexy Celebs Who Can Go Braless

ittybitty celebs g1 jpg
I am a proud, card-carrying member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and I’m not ashamed to gloat about all of the wonderful privileges that my meager boobies have afforded me. I can run without bounce, I can go braless if I’m feeling lazy, my upper region always stays cool in the summertime, and I can give hugs freely without smushing the girls. Compete with that, Heidi Montag! In an industry where so many women have augmentations, I’m glad there are still so many female celebrities who are representin’ the committee with some tiny ta-tas. After the jump, some proud celebrity members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Flat is the new black as far as I’m concerned.

Nude Performers At The MoMA Suffer Groping And Other Hardships

Apparently we are not mature enough or decent enough to view art anymore. At a Marina Abramovic performance art retrospective at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC, I was shocked and appalled to find out about all of the offensive behaviors by museum-goers. One of the performance pieces, called “Imponderabilia”, features a naked man and woman standing up, facing each other in a narrow passageway, and visitors are encouraged to pass through them. You would assume that civilized people would know to keep their hands to themselves, their mouths closed, and their privates and digital cameras tucked away. Not the case. The performers and security guards have reported a number of egregious acts by visitors during the performance. There have been lots of incidents of inappropriate groping and private grabbing, including a homoerotic butt caress and lewd words that left one man with a revoked membership. But wait, there’s more! Keep reading »

Stupid Fight Is Stupid Fun

Just because I’m an intelligent woman doesn’t mean that I can’t have a little lowbrow fun every now and then. Enter Stupid Fight, a new site that uses Twitter to “scientifically” determine the stupidity level of two celebrities’ fans and then declares a winner. It’s pretty much about as bottom-feeding as it gets. But so much damn fun. I think I’m going to start a Stupid Fight betting pool. Please note: this may be both a fun and lucrative Monday morning office game, but you didn’t get the idea from me if your boss catches you. After the jump, the results of my few rounds of Stupid Fight. [Stupid Fight] Keep reading »

Who Should Be The New Master Of The Universe?

heman hotties main jpg
If you had a little brother in the ’80s like I did, then you probably had the entire Castle Grayskull and all the accompanying figurines constantly getting mixed in with your Rose Petal House. You might have even liked them more than your girlie toys but you never told anyone. There was the defender of Eternia and Master of the Universe himself, He-Man, his sister She-Ra, and his archenemy, Skelator. Why do I remember all this crap? Anyhow, they are bringing these characters to life once again in a new feature film set to come out in 2011. Only problem? They haven’t yet cast the muscle-bound, near-nude, Eternia-defending, leading hunk. Sources say that there are four contenders to wield the Power Sword and wear the blessed loincloth: Chris Evans, former Human Torch of the “Fantastic Four” and upcoming Captain America; Kellan Lutz, hot Cullen brother; “True Blood’s” Alexander Skarsgard; and rom-com charmer and soon to be sexy G.I., Channing Tatum. Not bad picks. But we’d like to take this opportunity to play pervy casting director for the day. Shirts off, boys! After the jump, our picks for He-Man. [People]

Beware! The Wii Fit May Make You A Nympho

Please exercise extreme caution while getting fit lest you should become a sex addict. Let this be a warning to all you Wii Fit users out there. A 24-year-old UK woman is claiming that an injury caused by her Wii Fit has turned her into a raging nymphomaniac. Amanda Flowers (of course that’s her name) was playing with her Wii Fit one day when she fell off of her board. The fall pinched a nerve that triggered a disorder that doctor’s call “persistent sexual arousal syndrome.” You may know it as extreme horniness. Keep reading »

A Bad Marriage May Have Serious Effects On Your Health

As a single lady who is fairly skeptical about marriage, I found this NY Times Magazine article very enlightening. The long-standing theory is that there are major health benefits for the marrieds of the world—they tend to live longer, healthier lives. But new research is showing that this “marriage benefit” does not extend to those that are unhappily married, divorced, or widowed. It seems to be more about the quality of the relationship than having the relationship itself. I hate to say it—duh! Who feels good in an unhealthy relationship? No one.

After the jump, what some scientific studies have shown about marriage and health. Keep reading »

10 Summer Movies That We’re Actually Looking Forward To

summer movies main jpg
Summer is just around the corner, which means that we should brace ourselves for the usual drought at the movie house. Why does it seem like summer movies are always just a bunch of cheesy blockbusters, packed with comic book characters and explosions? Maybe it’s because the film industry assumes that we’re outside soaking up the sun, and have lost some brain cells as a result. But for those of us who are allergic to the beach or are staging a “sit-in” against wrinkles, is it too much to ask that we have a few good summer film options? No, I say.

In this slideshow, I’ve searched far and wide for the top 10 summer movies that shouldn’t suck. You’re welcome.

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular