If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw up your chances of getting laid this Halloween with an unsexy costume like this turkey suit. Wear it, and you’re just begging to be asked if you gobble at the height of passion. Do yourself a favor and save the turkey for Thanksgiving. Click on through for more Halloween costumes that will scare off potential suitors faster than you can say “boo!”
I predict more “Arrested Development” humor in your future. Especially if you receive a reading with this prophetic Tarot deck. See what fate has in store for you according to the Bluths. Just keep your fingers crossed that you don’t pull the death card. We all know how that worked out for Buster. [Buzzfeed]
X-tina got down and dirrty at the Michael Jackson tribute concert this weekend. Here she is in action squatting out a high note in “Dirty Diana.” Now that’s commitment to the craft. [Buzzfeed]
October 15th will be an historic day in the world of misguided celebrity merchandise as it marks the “unveiling” of The Situation’s couture lollipop. Yes, oh, yes, The Situation collaborated with the Sugar Factory to create this bejeweled, Italian treat for your sucking pleasure. Pair the pop with a shot of Devotion vodka to enhance its natural guido flavor. Because fabulous people deserve a designer lolly. At $25 a piece and $12 for refills (huh?), these suckers should be flying off shelves. Flying. [Bon Appetit]
There’s so many vegetarians in Hollywood. I’d like to take a moment to salute some famous folks who aren’t afraid to flaunt their love of meat. Like Mischa Barton who got up close and personal with a raw steak in a recent Tyler Shields photo shoot. She even put that sucker in her mouth. Get it, girl! I think meat moments are becoming a “thing.” Finally. Click through to see more celebs handling meat. [E! Online]
Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about the most horrifying sex injuries you didn’t know you should be afraid of. Safety first!