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11 Notorious Celebrity Sex Addicts

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It’s almost hard to believe that proud groomzilla Russell Brand was once a raging sex addict. Before his engagement to Katy Perry, Russell compared himself to a “charging locomotive.” In a recent interview, he admitted to having a special entourage to help him pick sex objects du jour. “My selection process was outsourced,” he revealed. “I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward—’I'm looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.’” Keep those sex sommeliers away from my cork! Luckily, sex rehab helped him slow his roll, but it was no easy ride. “The majority of people in sex rehab are just disgusting men … pleasuring themselves in dark corners,” said Brand. Not a cute image. [The Sun]

After the jump, some more notorious celebrity sex addicts.

Jamie Foxx: The “American Idol” Dream Mentor


I always forget what a big crush I have on Jamie Foxx. I was all smitten again last night when he came back as an “American Idol” mentor for Movie Week. Yes, he’s mega-hot and multi-talented, but what makes him a great mentor is how much he cares about the success of the contestants. The guy genuinely gives a crap that they connect to the song, the audience, and their artistry. He even got them all shirts that said “Contestant” and “Artist” and challenged them to earn the “Artist” shirt with their performance. Awww. In his mentor session with Casey James, he urged James to look into his eyes and seduce him while singing “Mrs. Robinson.” (Clearly chosen for Kara DioGuardi’s benefit.) Now that’s going the distance! Unfortunately, the best thing about last night’s show was foxy Foxx—the performances were kind of meh with the exception of Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox’s duet of “Falling Slowly” from the movie “Once.” I predict those two will be battling it out for the top spot this season. As far as I’m concerned, Jamie Foxx has already won the top mentor spot. Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: Newsweek’s Article About Gay Actors Is Way Off Base

A recent Newsweek article called “Straight Jacket,” about how gay actors can’t pull off straight roles, is causing mega-nega-buzz on the interwebs. Kristin Chenowith was the first to blast the piece, defending her “Promises, Promises” co-star Sean Hayes, who the article refers to as “the big pink elephant in the room.” Now producer Ryan Murphy and the entire cast of “Glee” are calling for a Newsweek boycott until the publication apologizes for the piece. In it, the writer calls Jonathan Groff (who plays Lea Michele’s new love interest on the show) “your average theater queen.”

This all got me wondering—is Ramin Setoodeh’s article really that offensive or are people just being overly sensitive? Sometimes quotes can be taken out of context. So I sat down for a careful read of “Straight Jacket” and wanted so badly to be able to say that people were getting their panties in a wad about nothing. But seriously, this article is so freaking out of line. Keep reading »

So Miley Cyrus Thinks She Can Dirty Dance?


Lil’ miss Miley Cyrus has been perfecting her big girl dance moves for a while now. In this video of her from a wrap party last summer, she can’t be tamed as she attempts to get all “dirty south” with “Last Song” director and “So You Think You Can Dance” judge Adam Shankman. Maybe she was trying to turn him straight with her dirty dance moves, but all she succeeded in doing was grossing out fellow party-goers. Allegedly, she gave him a lap dance later that night. Eww. Miley was only 16 at the time and Shankman, who is thankfully still into dudes, was 45. Double eww. [TMZ] Keep reading »

6 (More) Absurd Gender Stereotypes That We Offer Up For Science

Can we stop making jokes already about women being bad drivers and even worse drinkers? No, I guess we can’t. Apparently there’s a reason why the most generic gender stereotypes won’t just go away and die … they’re, uh, scientifically proven. I felt like I was watching a bad series of beer and detergent commercials as I browsed through this list of “6 Absurd Gender Stereotypes (That Science Says Are True).” OK, so we can’t hold our liquor as well as dudes because we have higher fat ratios and smaller livers. And the driving thing? Apparently, testosterone levels determine your navigational skills. Sadly, women and gay men’s spatial prowess pales in comparison to heterosexual men. If it’s any consolation, though, men are bigger slobs because they lack our olfactory skills and they don’t see colors as well as we do. Ha ha! [Cracked]

After the jump, six more absurd gender stereotypes that we’re sure can be scientifically proven. Keep reading »

Funny New Blog: @#$% My Kids Ruined

In case you were thinking about having kids anytime soon, this new blog S**t My Kids Ruined will make you think twice. This alternative form of birth control features the worst that can happen when little hellians go on a rampage. The path of destruction left by an angry or curious child is not always so cute. It kind of makes me want to apologize to my mom and dad. You were probably right about not going to sleep with gum in my mouth. It really does always end up in your hair. First up, this lovely little Suzy Homemaker was just doing a little light baking. Secret ingredient? Baby powder. Delish! After the jump, a few more of my favorite kiddie crime scenes. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Welcome To Tila Tequila’s Darkside


She’s baaack! Tila Tequila has left the building and re-emerged as a pop star named Miss Tila. She just released her first EP, Welcome to the Darkside. And all this time, I thought she just wanted to find love. I had no idea she had her sights set on super-stardom of any kind. Everything she does just seems so genuine. Anyhow, I just finished listening to her first three singles, “Blue Dress,” “Get Me Off,” and “Walking on Thin Ice.” Let’s just say that Miss Tila seems to have discovered a new music genre that I’m going to dub “rip-off-electro-pop-porno-stalker.” Her voice is not that offensive, but the music is just about as all over the map as Tila is. These songs sound like the soundtrack to my weirdest nightmares. And the lyrics? They scare me. “I spread my legs wide open for you baby, so be a man and pump it inside me.” These poetic verses from “Get Me Off” would make Madonna in her “Truth or Dare” days blush. Sadly, I do not see pop super-stardom in Miss Tila’s future. Excuse me. I need to go take a shower now. Listen at your own risk. [AOL] Keep reading »

Is The New Joaquin Phoenix Documentary Really A Mockumentary?

We’ve spent the last year trying to figure out if Joaquin Phoenix has really lost his marbles. Was the star really taking an acting hiatus to be a rapper? Was he really a superhero, or just on some heavy psycho-tropics? I was relieved when I found out that his shenanigans were all a part of a documentary project spearheaded by Casey Affleck. But a recent private screening of the film, “I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix,” only made us more confused. Isn’t this thing too shockingly vulgar and debaucherous to be real? Keep reading »

8 Celebs Who Have Taken A Hollywood Hiatus

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Fresh off the heels of an Oscar win, a scandal, and adopting a baby, Sandra Bullock has told the world she is taking a break from showbiz. In Tinsel Town, “taking a break” can mean anything from an extended yoga retreat to a long trip down the rabbit hole of obscurity. In Sandra’s case, she plans to pack up and leave her Hollywood life behind for a little while. While we’re not surprised that Sandy would want to take some time off from the media blitzkrieg to bond with her baby boy, her reps assure us that she is not done with acting altogether. “Although she has no definite projects set at the moment, she has every intention of returning to work,” they claim. So for now, we’ll say adieu to Sandy and keep our fingers crossed that she’ll resurface soon. [People]

After the jump, some more celebs who have taken a Hollywood hiatus.

Women Over 35 Are Having More Babies Than Teens

A new survey reports that women over 35 are popping out more babies than ever before. For the first time, the number of babies being born to women over 35 surpassed the number being born to teens. Go mature mothers! In 2008, one in seven births were to older moms while one in ten were to teens. The survey also found that the more mature mothers were better educated and less likely to be married. Hmmm … I wonder if there is a correlation between those two stats? So why are the older ladies reproducing more? Most likely because of scientific progression in the fertility field. Also, woman are getting married later in life and changing their attitudes about motherhood. Either that or the teens have been watching enough “16 And Pregnant” to scare them senseless. So does this mean that we women are getting smarter about making babies? Maybe not. The one thing that half of all the mothers surveyed had in common was the way they became mothers … it “just happened.” [Newser] Keep reading »

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