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Sexy Halloween Costumes We Actually Approve Of

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Now these are the kinds of sexy Halloween costumes that I approve of. Jillian Tamaki knows that the most important thing you can wear on Halloween is your sense of irony. I’m open to dressing as a Smelly Old Gym Sock this year. I wonder how you get it to smell really bad. [Danforth]

5 Sex Scandal Halloween Costumes For Couples

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Sex Scandal Lessons
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Halloween is about turning heads and causing a ruckus. You and your trick-or-treating partner will be the most controversial couple at the party if you decide to pay homage to one of the biggest sex scandals of the year. I mean, who could possibly ignore Anthony Weiner and the infamous cell phone from whence the d**k pics came? Click through for more sex scandal costumes for couples.

Fun Tumblr Alert: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

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I’ve wasted too much time today scrolling through my new favorite Tumblr, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses. “God is the artist. I just find the Ninja Turtle in his work,” says Simon Fletcher, the creative force behind the site. Although, I think he is too humble. It takes artistry to find the Ninja Turtle in Justin Bieber’s nose. (See a few more after the jump!) [Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: Does Romantic Bliss Exist?

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does romantic bliss really exist?

“I’m looking for bliss … for Candy Land,” my last boyfriend said during our breakup.

Even though I was sad that we were splitting, I couldn’t help but laugh. It sounded absurd.

“That doesn’t exist,” I told him, trying to keep a straight face.

“Maybe you’re right,” he went on. “But I’m not ready to give up the dream yet.”

I pictured him venturing off into the vast single universe in footsie pajamas, wielding a plastic light saber, off to find Queen Frostine. I wanted to tell him he was wasting his time, but it would have been pointless to try to convince him. Like an encouraging parent would, you smile, pat him on the head, and say, “Good luck, soldier.”

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Paula Deen Chapstick And More Of The World’s Weirdest Lip Balms

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Paula Deen is an unabashed butter lover. Read More »

Although no one has quite figured out where to purchase it, we hear that Paula Deen has a mouth watering line of lip balm perfect for the person looking to “put a little South on your mouth.” Aren’t we all? Allegedly,Paula’s chapstick comes in butter flavor, banana pudding, or key lime pie. Yum! I’ll take one of each, please, as soon as I figure out where they’re sold. Ooh, and maybe a stick in deep-fried Oreo flavor? Click through to check out more of the world’s weirdest lip balms. [Grubstreet]

14 Halloween Costumes That (Probably) Will Get You Laid

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As a lady, you know that action is yours if you want it, especially on All Hallow’s Eve. If you costume yourself properly, you shouldn’t have any trouble finding someone to couple up with. Word of warning: make sure you find out what he looks like under zombie makeup before you lead him back to your lair. Assuming all is well under his mask, you should have no trouble getting down as, say, a sexy pizza delivery gal. Click through to see more costumes that will get you laid. Well, probably … we can’t make any guarantees, but we have a good feeling.

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