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Jennifer Aniston wants to be thin so bad that she is willing to eat baby food to get there. Yup, Jen’s diet secret is totally out of the food processor. According to OK!, Jen hired GOOPtritionist Tracy Anderson to help her “shift” some weight before her next film. What does “shifting weight” mean by the way? Moving pounds from your ass to your elbow? Tracy put Jen on The Baby Food Cleanse, a charming diet which involves eating baby-sized portions of pureed food followed by dinner. I wonder if you wear a diaper while you’re on it? What will those diet gurus think of next? The
Epicac Ipecac Cleanse? [Dlisted] Keep reading »
Justin Long taught us that Macs and PCs are just plain incompatible. Subtext: Macs rule; PCs drool. A new site understands this principle and applies it to love. Soon you’ll be able to meet your perfect Macheart match on Cupidtino, an online dating site exclusively for Appleheads. The theory is that Apple fanboys and fangirls have lots in common — similar personalities, creative professions, sense of style, aesthetics, taste, and love of technology. Now that I think about it, I can’t remember the last time I got hot when a dude whipped out his Blackberry. An iPhone? Different story. And if I ever were to get serious with a PC, his bulky, boring laptop would not be welcome in my home next to my stylish, chic iBook. It might just be my Macsnobbery, but this site sounds fun. I can almost imagine my profile … Keep reading »
When times get tough, the job market tends to get a little … er … creative. You know a Craigslist “gigs” ad is going to be sketchy when it starts with these words: “This is an odd request.” Where it goes from there, I could not have predicted in my wildest Disney-fied dreams. Let me give you a hint: This gig involves role play, a bad Disney film from the ’80s, and a love of Cheerios. Yep. That’s right. You guessed it. Someone is hiring for a “Honey I Shrunk The Kids” role-play partner. The perfect candidate would be skilled at playing “normal size” to a “shrunken individual” and have extensive knowledge of the Cheerios scene from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids.” Requirements for the job? A verbose female who is descriptive almost to the point of it being ridiculous, very imaginative, and a lover of Cheerios. Pay? $50 per session via email or IM. Who’s game? It can’t be real, but it’s just too mind-blowingly bizarre to be fake. I bet the resumes are just rolling in. [Craiglist] Keep reading »
I may be unpopular for saying this, but I’m really tired of reality TV series about pregnancy and kids. I used to enjoy watching “A Baby Story” on TLC until “Jon & Kate Plus 8” came along and bastardized the baby biz. It seemed like parenthood and pregnancy went from awe-inspiring phenomenon to cultural hot commodity over night. I just can’t endorse anything that portrays children as valuable accessories. I personally think the pregnancy reality market is way more than covered, but TLC and First Response home pregnancy tests think there’s an untapped reality pregnancy niche. Keep reading »
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la … “The Smurfs” film is coming soon to a theater near you. According to the New York Post, Hank Azaria, who will play Gargamel, has been spotted rocking a “chrome dome” in public, which can only mean one thing. We’re getting closer to the slated 2011 release of the film. If you were a child in the ’80s and your family owned a television, then you were probably glued to the screen every Saturday morning watching your favorite little, blue people foil Gargamel’s evil schemes, live peacefully as communists, and spread their Smurfiness around the village. After the jump, why we’re totally Smurfing out over the film. [NY Post] Keep reading »
Let me pick my jaw up off the floor and dust it off. Seth Green, who is notoriously typecast as “the dorky, funny guy,” just got hitched to super hot actress Clare Grant on Sunday, at George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch. Nice score, Seth. Maybe money can buy you love? OK, that’s shallow of me—perhaps he makes her laugh. And I guess he was pretty cool on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” If werewolves can be “cool.” [Radar]
After the jump, some more celebs who play nerds but landed hot mates in real life.
A little while back, it was rumored that Carly Simon’s 1973 hit “You’re So Vain” was actually about David Geffen. And here I was assuming all along that it was about every guy I’ve ever dated. Carly put all that energy into keeping the song’s “you” a secret that she forgot to make a music video. She talked about her oversight at a Tribeca Film Festival party, telling the crowd, “I never really thought about it until I was on the ‘Today’ show recently and had a 103-degree temperature. I was completely out of it, but I realized, why don’t I have a video for ‘You’re So Vain?’” Good question, Carly. We’ve been wondering the same thing for like … our whole lives. I guess Geffen and my narcissistic exes were all booked up, because Carly chose to have a competition to see who could make the best “You’re So Vain” video instead of making her own. The winning entry shows a Hasidic Jew searching for a pie. Huh? I don’t get it. Please explain. I guess we’ll have to wait until it hits YouTube to find out. [NY Post] Keep reading »
Colin Farrell was tripping over the Irish accent he had to do for his latest role in the film “Ondine,” which is slightly bizarre considering he’s … uh … Irish. “I spent most of my childhood watching ‘TJ Hooker’ and ‘CHIPS’ so I was more familiar with an American accent than an Irish one,” he said. “This film was one of the hardest accents I’ve had to do especially because I felt a national obligation not to f— it up.” Poor Colin, it must have been really hard for him to replicate the way he talks in real life. I guess that’s why he gets the big bucks? [NY Daily News]
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“Dancing With The Stars” is fast becoming a more reliable source for love than “The Bachelor,” which is totally embarrassing. As far as I’m concerned, it’s the new dating cesspool for B,C, and D-list celebs. Maybe it’s the garish costumes, the bad cover music, or the sexy Viennese waltzes that makes so many of the dancing duos fall in love … or at least make us believe they are. Since Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth ended their “DWTS” romance, he is free to dance his way into his new partner’s heart. The rumor is that Derek may be practicing the horizontal polka with his partner Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. But Scherzinger denies the charges saying that Derek is just like a little brother to her and that her relationship with race car driver bf Lewis Hamilton is still going full throttle. Only time shall tell if this pair really has chemistry. After the jump, some more “DWTS” romances. [NY Post, People]