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Rabies, Trolleys & Wii Fit: 6 Things You Had No Idea Could Make You A Nympho

Of all the weird side effects rabies causes, I never knew that hypersexuality was one of them. The other day we heard the story of an Indian woman who contracted rabies from a puppy bite. After two months untreated, the inflammation in her brain caused her to feel aroused all the time. Sadly, she passed away a few days later. I’m not trying to depress you, rather to educate about some little known causes of nymphomania. Click through to see some more bizarre things that have given women uncontrollable sex drives.

Get Your Sheet On

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If Twister was your favorite childhood game, then the Karmasheetra will be your favorite adult game. You and your partner can learn the sacred Karma Sutra positions with this helpful bed cheat sheet as your guide. Pink for your parts, blue for his. Or whatever you’re into. Just have fun and try not to pull a muscle. We’re not as flexible as we were when we were eight.

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17 Lame & Embarrassing Celebrity Book Covers

You can’t judge a celebrity’s book by its cover unless it’s a cover as lame as this. Why on Earth is Denise Richards wearing PJ’s and brushing her teeth? And why does she look so happy to be photographed by paparazzi while doing so? A book cover like this makes me think she’s actively trying to get people not to read her book. Or that someone on her team is trying to sabotage her. Well, she’s dissuaded me from cracking the cover, not that I ever would have anyway. Denise isn’t the only celeb with an embarrassing book cover. Click away to see the most ludicrous.

11 Celebrity Brace Faces

I know I am gonna get rotten tomatoes thrown at me for saying this, but I actually wanted braces when I was younger. Although I am technically gap-toothed, I wasn’t gap-toothed enough to justify a wire grill. My parents told me I was lucky, but I was so jealous of my peers’ mouths full of rubber bands so stylishly color-coordinated for every holiday. Gwyneth Paltrow, no doubt, was one of those high schoolers with an enviable metal mouth. She doesn’t seem the least bit self-conscious about her braces in this picture. She’s working them. [This photo is officially the 8th thing I like about GP. Previously, there were only 7. – Editor] Click through to see some celebrities with brace faces. Warning: you may have a sudden urge to go to the orthodontist — or maybe you’d rather embrace that snaggle tooth. [Huffington Post]

Swallowable Perfume That Makes Your Sweat Sweet

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I watched this video like five times trying to understand what’s going on here.  Apparently, Swallowable Parfum is a real product that’s being developed by Aussies Lucy McCrae and Sheref Mansy. The digestible, scented caplet, once absorbed into the system, is supposed to enable the skin to act as a perfume atomizer, allowing fragrance to be excreted through the surface of your skin when you sweat. Instead of your sweat being stinky, the pill transforms it into your own genetically unique perfume. Whoa and whoa. Want! Want! Want! This is the kind of mind-blowing, futuristic invention I dreamed of as a child. The end of deodorant is near! [Oddity Central]

19 Female Celebs Who’ve Donned Fat Suits

Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga is doing a social experiment this week on “Entertainment Tonight,” walking around the cruel streets of New York City in a fat suit. From 115 pounds to 400 pounds, Melissa’s transformation into an obese woman is meant to teach us a deep and meaningful lesson about discrimination in our society, which we already learned when Tyra Banks and Vanessa Minnillo did the same exact thing. Actually, we learned before that. You know, when we were children and people were mean to those of us who were fat (or different in some way). Oh, Melissa. This stunt is old. Stick to what you’re good at: making club tracks and sparring with your sister-in-law. Why is it that celebs are suckers for a fat suit moment? Click on to see some more famous females who’ve donned them. [Dlisted]

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