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Girl Talk: Love Me, Love My Eating Habits

Men of the world, in case you missed the manual, which details all the things you should understand about women, let me give you a refresher on item #503: Food is just as important, if not more important, to [most of] us as love – oh, and we often use one as a substitute for the other. It is just as important to me that we are compatible at the dinner table as we are in the bedroom. At the end of the day, I’m just looking for someone to eat with. If you want to fall in love with me, accept my other love– food. Acknowledge me, acknowledge my odd eating habits. Love me, love my delicate palette. Understand me, understand that I would eat olives with every meal if I could. Really want to find out what makes me tick? Share a meal with me. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Gets Zoomed

Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »
Lindsay's Mug Shot
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Did Lindsay Lohan wear lip plumper for her mug shot? Read More »
Just Lindsay
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Lindsay apparently dropped the "Lohan." Read More »
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A gig as a Playboy playmate means money for a brand new smile. Lindsay Lohan got her prematurely aging teeth whitened. “Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom… My gums are so sore though!” she tweeted of her transformation. If only she could get all of her other problems “zoomed.” [Huffington Post]

Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Lesbian, She Just Hates Dating

“Man, I just keep going on horrible dates. I’m like, ‘There’s not enough wine in the world for me to enjoy this.’ … I actually had a guy say to me—and I hope he sees this because he is so ridiculous—he said, ‘I can’t believe I’m on a date with Kelly Clarkson.’ And under my breath I was like, ‘Wow, I can’t either.’ … Some days I think, ‘I’ll meet him. Everybody finds somebody,’ and other days I’m like, ‘Maybe I won’t. Maybe I just missed the memo.’”

Kelly Clarkson tells Parade why she’s single (and not a lesbian). God, can I relate to this. Especially the part about there not being enough wine in the world. You know it’s gonna be a bad date when you’ve inhaled your first glass in five minutes. I want to tell her she’ll find someone, but I can’t make any guarantees. [Daily Mail UK]

Fox Gives “In Living Color” Another Chance

While I attempted to do the booty bounce along with the Fly Girls, my brother would hobble around the living room tucking his upper lip and blinking one eye (his best Fire Marshall Bill impersonation). It was a ritual in our house to watch the ’90s sketch comedy extravaganza, “In Living Color.” The groundbreaking Fox show, which launched the careers of superstars like Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey, and Jamie Foxx, is getting a second chance to shine. Fox has announced that two episodes will air as part of the network’s 25th anniversary. As if that news was not exciting enough, Keenen Ivory Wayans has signed on to produce one more season of the show with an all new cast. Yay! A ’90s show I actually want to watch again. This could be really, really good. I humbly request the return of LaWanda and Homey D. Clown. [NY Mag]

Taylor Swift’s “Nude Pics” Are So Obviously Fake

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Scarlett Johansson's nude pics hit the web. Read More »
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Celeb Jihad is the website that cried wolf when it comes to leaked celebrity nudie pics. The latest “private pic” on their site is that of a topless Taylor Swift laying on a bed in nothing but her undies.The singer vehemently denies that the photo is hers.  The face looks like Taylor, but um, Celeb Jihad, do you think we’re stupid? We know what you’re up to. It’s called Photoshopping. The site is notorious for leaking fake nude pics of other starlets like Scarlett Johansson. Their worst work is a totally tasteless  photo of Emma Watson spreading her legs (extreeeeemely NSFW, folks). We’re not really feeling their credibility anymore, if you know what we mean. We humbly request that they stop now and we’re sure the celebs whom they’ve violated would concur. If they don’t take don’t take down Taylor’s pics, her lawyers will make them. They’ve already sent a cease and desist letter for their “false pornographic images” and are prepared to sue for trademark infringement. [Huffington Post]

“ANTM” Winner Brittani Kline Gets Noir In “Beauty In Vogue”

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The all-star cast is missing several favorites. Read More »

Well, here it is, the pinnacle of “America’s Next Top Model” glory. Cycle 16 winner Brittani Kline shows off her retro smize in Beauty In Vogue. Click through to see more of her noir-inspired spread. What do you think? Did she make mama Tyra proud? [The Fashion Spot]

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