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In My Next Life I’ll Be A Dancer, In This One I’ll Do Nia

When I was 4 years old I was in my first play. When my big, finale scene came along I was supposed to sweep a moneybag down from a chimney and rejoice. But when the moneybag was not in its place, I was forced to think on my feet and come up with a new ending. I began to improvise a scene: “We don’t need any money, we have each other, we’ll live on love!” Where did I come up with that? I have no idea. But I followed my inspirational dialogue with what I thought would be some awe-inspiring dance moves I had learned in my ballet class. I did some kind of a funked-up pirouette and some leaps. Much to my surprise, the audience began to roar with laughter and applaud. My dancing was funny? It was supposed to be great. While I was a big hit as a comedic actress, I was a big flop as a dancer. Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: It’s Time To Boycott “The Bachelor”

The announcement that Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have split is the straw breaking this camel’s back. I think I’ve had just about enough of “The Bachelor.” I have known for a long time that the relationships born and bred in front of a camera are a shamfest (except for maybe Ryan and Trista) but it took me a while to catch onto the fact that the show is really nothing more than a shameless promotional vehicle for launching the entertainment careers of the young, hot, and fame-hungry. Let’s review the evidence at hand, shall we? Keep reading »

10 Hot Chicks Packing Heat

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Lady Gaga’s new smoking hot Rolling Stone cover is hitting magazine racks with a bang. She certainly seems to know how to handle bad little monsters. Two guns + lingerie = dangerous. After the jump, some more ladies packing heat. [NY Mag]

Why are famous ladies always posing with guns for magazines and movie posters?

Frisky Rant: I’m Concerned For “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey”

It’s been all fun and games with the drama on the “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” — until now. While I was laughing at the drama between Danielle Staub and everyone else last season, I’m certainly not laughing anymore. We’ve gone from some amusing table throwing to unwarranted paranoia, possibly serious revenge plots, and an entourage of convicts. Am I the only one (besides the Manzo clan) who thinks that Danielle is seriously mentally ill and capable of doing harm to herself or someone else? Keep reading »

Amanda Bynes And Other Young Celebs We’d Like To See Retire

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This weekend, actress Amanda Bynes went a little bonkers in Twitterland and tweeted her retirement. “Being an actress isn’t as fun as it seems … If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it … I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it … I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’v retired.” FYI, she announced her retirement right after she tweeted that she likes “black men.” Interesting. So, we know she didn’t have much going on at the moment, but is she for real? If she’s genuinely not into acting anymore, we support her. But she’s 24—a little bit young to throw in the towel. What the heck is she going to do with herself for the next 40 to 50 years? I bet that doesn’t matter considering that she probably has a fat retirement fund. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some more celebs who we think should join the young retirees club.

Tori Spelling Has “Guncles”

Tori Spelling has “guncles.” No, not some kind of ankle deformity. It’s what she calls Liam and Stella’s “gay uncles,” Bill Horn and Scout Masterson, who are not actually their uncles. But yes, they are actually a gay couple. Anyhow, her “guncles” are about to become fathers and Tori’s about to become a “gaunt” because Bill and Scout just adopted baby Simone who they are calling “Nugget.”

Okay, hold the phone. Why can’t we just refer to everyone by their real names? Their family just got a little too modern for me. I’m so confused that my head is spinning. Or maybe that’s just Farrah Fawcett trying to send me a message from the other side? [People] Keep reading »

5 Engagement Nightmares You Won’t Believe

Getting engaged is supposed to be a dream come true, right? For most couples it’s one of the happiest moments of their lives, but for others … not so much. And every once in a while you hear about a true engagement nightmare. After the jump, some women share their not-so-wonderful engagement stories that may make you wanna say, “I don’t!” Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Girl Crushes

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Marriage and pregnancy hasn’t stopped Evan Rachel Wood from having racy dreams about women. Her girl crush? Kristen Stewart. This week, the actress tweeted, “Had a dream i made out with Kristen Stewart. Good morning.” I think they would make a cute couple. [Just Jared]

Gay, straight, or whatever—every lady has a girl crush. Strangely enough, my girl crush has been Kate Winslet ever since I saw the movie “Heavenly Creatures” and fell in love with her. Guess Ned Rocknroll and I have the same taste in women — surely the three of us could work something out?

Anyway, click onward for more celebrity girl crushes — and tell us, who’s yours?

Little Frenemies On The Prairie

According to Alison Arngrim, who played Nellie Oleson on the TV show “Little House on the Prairie,” all was not so quiet on the western front. In her new memoir, Confessions of a Prairie Bitch (awesome title!), she admits that there was some major behind-the-scenes tension between herself, Melissa Gilbert (Laura Ingalls), and Melissa Sue Anderson (Mary Ingalls). Keep reading »

Greyhound Employee Steals Bus For Love

Greyhound employee Duane Snipes (most amazing name ever, BTW) recently caused a terror scare when he hijacked a $600,000 bus from New York’s Port Authority Bus Terminal. But he wasn’t really trying to commit grand larceny as charged. At first, he tried to cover up the truth by telling authorities he was starting his own tour line, that he just needed to give his daughter a ride to school, and that he was in the mood for a little joyride. But his crazy tales were no match for the truth. He finally cracked, admitting the real reason for the theft. Turns out Snipes was only borrowing the bus for love. He simply wanted to pay his girlfriend up north in Mount Vernon a visit. Yeah, that makes total sense. Nothing says romance like a giant bus. If only Bret Michaels had thought of that on “Rock of Love.” Oh wait, he did. [AOL] Keep reading »

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