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Celebs Reimagined In Classic Portraiture

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beyonce as queen elizabeth

Lining the walls of the MTV Voices Dinner were a collection of classic portraits reimagined with celebrity faces. Beyonce was cast as Queen Elizabeth I. We should probably expect the neck ruffle to make a comeback any second now. And Eminem wasn’t looking half bad as a decorated nobleman. I’ve always wanted to see him in epithets. Other portraits included Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez as a pair of Thomas Gainsborough masterpieces (no Mariah Yeater portrait was to be found), Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga. These would be perfect to hang in my salon … if I had one. [MTV]

Wait, Witches’ “Broomsticks” Were Actually Dildos?

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Witch Doctor Doc
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51 Vag Names
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According to this random piece of unidentified text I found on the interweb (which therefore must be 100 percent factual), medieval witches inserted magic potions or “flying ointment” into their vaginas with a special dildo or “broomstick.” Well, that explains the whole flying thing. They were basically getting high and pleasuring themselves. Hey, why not? [imgur]

A Kitchen Tool For A Super Heroine

Bitchin' In The Kitchen
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I could only imagine how powerful I would you feel beating eggs with this Wonder Woman KitchenAid mixer. I can stop a souffle cold, make the egg whites fold! All while wearing  red, white, and blue lycra! Too bad it’s not actually available for purchase. Sigh. [Laughing Squid]

This Week In Sex: The World’s Largest Bra Is A Size 1222B, Plus A Size Queen Shares Sex Tips

51 Vag Names
These vagina nicknames are approved by the Lord. Watch »
  • The world’s largest bra was unveiled as part of a “Wear It Pink” campaign. It’s a size 1222B. That boulder holder would fit a whole lotta boobie. [HuffPo Weird News]
  • Monogamy might be too much for us to expect at this point in the evolution (or devolution?) of relationships.  [Your Tango]
  • Check out these over-priced sex toys if you are extremely rich and/or prefer your dildos made of solid gold. [Cracked]

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51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

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Weird Vag Names
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Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy “skin wand scarf” and “moist camel hump.” Nothing degrading about those terms. Not at all. Thanks, God! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

My 8 Most Memorable Meals With Men

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When I think of my dating history, I see in my mind’s eye a series of meals, some wonderfully romantic, others not so much. Because dating and dinner are so intertwined in my memory, I bring you, my eight most memorable meals with men. Keep reading »

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