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6 Steps For Making A Man Fall Madly In Love

So, I was watching “The Bachelorette” on Monday night (I know I said I was boycotting it because it’s obviously a shamfest, but I’m already sucked in this season), and the true genius of the show dawned on me. Some brilliant exec at ABC came up with the perfect formula to make guys fall in love, or at least think that they are. Did you ever notice how the guys always fall truly, madly, deeply, and quickly for any “Bachelorette” bait that is placed before them? It seems like it would hardly make a difference who it was. Take Ali for example. She’s cute, I guess, but so annoying and totally boring with nappy Barbie extensions. Yet every single dude there claims he’s never met anyone like her before; they are all falling in love with her. How is that possible? After the jump, I think I’ve decoded the secret love potion. If only we could find a way to translate this to real-life dating, we’d have men dropping to their knees to propose. Or at least dying for a second date. Keep reading »

Japanese Vogue Goes Gaga For “Jo Calderone”

Guess which lady is dragged out like a dude and going by the moniker “Jo Calderone” in an upcoming fashion spread in Vogue Hommes Japan. Yep. That’s Lord Lady Gaga. Is it just me or is she kind of resembling young Elvis? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

The Top 20 Things That Drive Us Crazy

Hello Friskyverse! Last week I told you about what drives me crazy on the subway. I mostly just needed to get it off my chest, but I was touched when so many of you hopped on the complaint train and sounded off about the things that send you through the roof. After the jump, the 20 most common things that piss Friskians off. Don’t you just love turning lemons into lemonade? Keep reading »

Quotable: Elizabeth Edwards Relates To Sandra Bullock

“I’m not just a cuckolded wife … I think about Sandra Bullock — who I don’t know at all — what an incredible year she’s had. She won the Academy Award for an incredible performance, and more than that, she took that story and integrated that into her own life in this healthy happy way. And yet, the stories you hear are not about all those great successes, but about the failure of her marriage … that’s not who she is…I assume she wants to reclaim who she is in the same way I want to reclaim who I am.”

– Elizabeth Edwards on wanting to get back her life and identity post-split from John Edwards on “Today.” Ugh. Heartbreaking. We think Elizabeth is handling this whole situation with such class. [Celebitchy]
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Man Kills Stepdaughter For Crying During World Cup

I know most of us have been enjoying the World Cup with an appropriate amount of fervor, but then one psycho has to go and ruin it for the rest of us. A 27-year-old Texas man named Hector Castro has been accused of beating his 2-year-old stepdaughter to death because she wouldn’t stop crying while he was trying to watch the World Cup. It gets worse. He allegedly tried to shove a bolt down her throat to make it look like she had choked to death. The lunatic has been charged with murder and is being held on $1 million bail. I hope he gets his to the fullest extent of the law. What a tragedy. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

No Sex Allowed In Outer Space

I just assumed that the whole point of becoming an astronaut and taking the long ride out to the final frontier was for the glory of experiencing zero-gravity sex, even if those pesky space suits do seem a little restrictive. But apparently space sex is against the rules of astro-conduct. Space Shuttle commander Alan Poindexter, who just returned with his six-person, coed crew from a two week mission to the International Space Station, was offended by the very thought of getting busy in the great beyond. When asked what would happen if his crew did it in space, he said, “We are a group of professionals … we treat each other with respect and we have a great working relationship. Personal relationships are not an issue. We don’t have them and we won’t.” Somebody’s a party pooper. I’m officially crossing astronaut off the list of things I want to be when I grow up. [AFP] Keep reading »

The 12 Best Gay Pride Parade Costumes

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I don’t know what you were up to on Sunday, but I was celebrating the anniversary of the Stonewall riots at New York City’s ever amazing Gay Pride Parade. Yes, I am a proud Ally. If you haven’t been to a Pride Parade in a city near you, you are totally missing out. There are colors galore and elaborate costumes that put Halloween to shame. Like this colorful shaman. Who wouldn’t want to go on a spiritual journey with him? After the jump, some more of the most fabulous Pride costumes. You’re welcome.

6 Famous Women Who Have Been Slapped With Restraining Orders

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Apparently, Mel Gibson is so afraid of his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva that he felt the need to file a restraining order against her. He claims she’s been violent toward him. So she was abusing him? Yeah, OK. And Mel Gibson is sober. [FOX]

After the jump, some more famous ladies who have been restrained.

A Brief History Of The Most Entertaining Reality TV Show Families

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Just back from her near incarceration over a Carvel ice cream cake, Dina Lohan has an exciting announcement. Dina, Lindsay, and the whole Lohan clan (sans Michael, obvs) have started filming a new reality show that will follow them in their daily lives and help promote their businesses. The goal is to prove how non-insane and hardworking they really are. That should be easy. I’m wondering how this new show will be any different than their last reality show, “Living Lohan,” which was a big bomb in 2008? [Celebitchy] After the jump, a brief history of reality TV show families that we actually liked seeing in action. Hint: pay attention Lohans and get some ideas so you don’t canceled after eight episodes this time.

10 Reasons Why The Big Winners Might Have Been MIA At The Daytime Emmys

Did you happen to catch the Daytime Emmys last night? No worries if you missed it. So did the big winners, Dr. Oz and Ellen. Oz took the award for Outstanding Talk Show Host and Ellen snagged the Outstanding Talk Show award. [Radar]

So, why were they MIA when their golden trophies were presented? Our top 10 guesses after the jump. Keep reading »

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