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Portuguese Playboy Is Getting Crucified

The Portuguese publishing partners of Playboy are getting crucified for their July issue. Their in-poor-taste cover features a racy pic of Christ cradling a nakey Mary Magdalene type. Inside the issue, there is allegedly a photo spread featuring the lord and savior observing a lesbian kiss.

Playboy Enterprises Inc. is less than thrilled about the JC spread. In fact, they want to sever ties with their Portuguese partners for neglecting to get the controversial cover approved before publication. But the pics of Christ’s res-erection may not have been meant to be exploitative or offensive—they are thought to be a tribute to Portuguese author Jose Saramago who recently passed. His last novel published was The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. So what do you think? Was this cover too blasphemous for publication? [AOL] Keep reading »

8 Celebrity Klutzes

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Anne Hathaway may always look picture-perfect but she swears, “I’m a klutz no matter how you dress me up.” [E! Online]

Grossest Missed Connection Ever: The Booger Picker

My friend stumbled upon this very unique Craigslist missed connection ad. I’m still refusing to believe that it’s real. It simply can’t be, but, alas, it’s been haunting me. You have to read the entire thing (maybe even a few times), but the gist is that a “tiny Asian girl” noticed a man ogling her on the subway. But what really got her all hot and bothered was the fact that he was … wait for it … PICKING HIS NOSE AND EATING IT! Noooooooo! But there’s more. She goes on to say, “I’m telling you all this because I want you to know that the girl whose body you were ogling today really does have this nose-picking fetish, and I want you to realize that I really did want to make a move on you once I saw you with your finger in your nose. I’m fantasizing about sitting on your lap, facing you, and taking off my top for you while I gently play with the inside of your nose with my fingers and tongue. I’ll eat your boogers in front of you, and you’ll experience first-hand how excited it makes me.” No words. No freaking words. [Craigslist] Keep reading »

Quotable: Vanessa Paradis Loves Johnny Depp’s Loyalty … And Everything Else

“I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him, but above all I admire his immense loyalty. I love watching him when he’s thoughtful or involved in something. I love observing him when he is talking to people. I love seeing how he deals with situations. … I could go on and on, tell you I admire him as an actor, as a father and as the man he is for me. But more than anything, I admire him as a person. Not only when he is talking to me or his mother, but as a person in the world, in all kinds of situations. I think he is magnificent. Truly magnificent.”

—Vanessa Paradis gabs to Marie Claire UK about her man of 12 years and baby daddy, Johnny Depp. I think he’s pretty magnificent, too! I guess she’s not leaving him anytime soon. I’ll have to find someone else. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Frisky Reader Revealed: We Love EmiBLove

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet EmiBLove, one of our most prolific commenters. Keep reading »

I Wish “Smart Girls At The Party” Had Been Around When I Was A Kid


How did I miss the memo about Amy Poehler’s awesome web series “Smart Girls at the Party”? Already in its second season, the concept is that Poehler and her co-hosts, Amy Miles and Meredith Walker, interview young girls who are “changing the world by being themselves.” Keep reading »

12 Celebrities Who Came Clean

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Just in time for National Tell the Truth Day, Levi Johnston is coming clean about the fibs he told about the Palins. “Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true.” Sadly, he didn’t specify which things were untrue. Darn. He’s attributing his err in judgment to “youthful indiscretion” in a time of anger. Wait! Isn’t he only 20 years old? Ha! Anyhow, he’s trying to rebuild trust with the family. Baby mama Bristol Palin is glad that he’s manning up. See how the truth sets everyone free? In honor of National Tell the Truth Day, some more celebrities who have come clean after the jump. [Newser]

Belinda Carlisle’s Lips Are Unsealed

I don’t think I knew any young girls growing up in the ’80s who didn’t worship the all-girls rock band The Go-Go’s. I was no exception. I was specifically taken with the funky hair-rocking, Day-Glo-clothes-sporting, frosted lipstick-wearing lead singer, Belinda Carlisle. I wanted to be her, but now I’m not so sure. Belinda’s new tell-all memoir, Lips Unsealed, reveals that her life was more hell than heaven on earth. Here are five things you probably didn’t know about the Go-Go. Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: I’m On Team Vienna

Not that I was really on team anyone before, but I’ve watched the Jake and Vienna breakup special. Actually, I watched it twice, once alone and once with Aunt Mildred the body language expert, hoping to gain a new perspective. I always hated Vienna. When I watched her on “The Bachelor,” I thought she was a whiny, immature drama queen. That hasn’t changed. I still think she is. Maybe a little trashy. Maybe a little desperate for attention. Maybe just really young and naïve about the world. I thought I would still hate her on the breakup special. I wanted to. I thought I would side with Jake. Wrong. Like it or not, I’m totally on her team. Keep reading »

Tipper Gore Stands By Her Man. And I Respect That.

Even though Tipper and Al Gore are ending their 40-year marriage, Tipper is refusing to jump on the Al mud-slinging bandwagon. She is standing by her (ex) man, publicly saying that she thinks masseuse Molly Hagerty’s claims that Al sexually assaulted her are bogus. She’s also refuting other accusations that Al had relations with the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker—aka a cheerleader, a Hollywood producer, and Laurie David. Keep reading »

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