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Lately, we’ve been noticing that a lot of celebrities are looking like they’re made out of plastic. And I’m not even talking about plastic surgery here—I just mean that there is a certain stiff-bodied, gangly limbed, vacant-eyed, shiny-faced pose that makes one look like a wax figurine at Madame Tussauds rather than a living, breathing human being. Want to see what I mean?
Angelina Jolie has one request for the Moscow premiere of her new film “Salt,” in which she plays a Russian spy. She wants real-life Russian alleged double agent Anna Chapman to be the guest of honor, which would only seem fitting considering the film is practically a mirror image of her real-life circumstances. The only problem? Nobody knows how to find Anna. She is thought to be undergoing top-secret interrogation with the Russian government in an undisclosed compound. The Russian promoters of the flick have vowed to do everything possible to try to honor Angie’s personal request and they claim to have sent Anna a personal invitation. If she’s any kind of spy, she’ll just show up unannounced and looking fabulous. [NY Post] Keep reading »
Meet Colby Brin, a 31-year-old single guy who has agreed that mother knows best when it comes to his love life. His endearingly yenta-esque mom, Geri Brin, is so bound and determined to help Colby find the right lady to settle down with that she has a website dedicated to the cause. Geri doesn’t think she’s meddling—more like helping cast a wider net to catch more fish in the sea. Hmmm … I let my mom help me “cast a wider net” once. BIG MISTAKE. But I digress. Keep reading »
Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet A.J.R., one of our most prolific commenters. Keep reading »
Could this obviously scripted Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston engagement video possibly be any more awkward? Poor Levi looks like he got caught with a butterfly net while Bristol gloats with “I won” subtext. And their kiss rivals Al and Tipper’s infamously gross makeout session at the Democratic National Convention. “It just feels right to be a family,” beams Bristol. Uh, it feels so wrong to me. [PopEater] Keep reading »
Lindsay Lohan is heading to the slammer. But don’t worry about her career being ruined, she has bigger plans for when she gets out of the big house. Supposedly, she wants to open up her very own rehab facility for struggling starlets like herself. Proud mama Dina talked about her daughter’s aspirations to become a rehab mogul. “Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.” Moving. Very moving. [Celebitchy]
After the jump, some special perks we hope to see at The Lohan House, or whatever she decides to call it. Keep reading »
L’universe de Chocolate has a new ad campaign to promote its Chocolate with Whisky truffles. No, it’s not a scantily clad woman on a bed or a happy couple enjoying a truffle while walking arm in arm. It’s a bunch of “drunk babies.” Like this little guy, who looks like he passed out in his car seat after popping 20 of those suckers. Initially, I laughed. But then I felt kind of bad about it. After the jump, some more “drunk babies.” See what you think. Genius advertising or totally inappropriate? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Good news! Our favorite matchmaker, Patti Stanger, is ditching la-la land and heading to the Big Apple for the next season of “Millionaire Matchmaker.” It’s about time, Patti! We — the vast majority of The Frisky lives in NYC — desperately need your help. You may be our last hope for a strong woman capable of schooling all the single NYC weenies in the ways of love. But before you get started, we should probably warn you about the some of the difficulties you may encounter. And they will be bountiful. We know—we’ve been out there in the trenches fighting the good fight and it’s not cute. [NY Post]
After the jump, some things Patti needs to know about New York men. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Keep reading »
There’s no better way to show your commitment to your lover than by saying “I do” to a couple’s cleanse. That’s exactly what Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have decided to do. In case you haven’t heard of the Master Cleanse—or tried it like I have—it’s maple syrup, lemons, cayenne pepper, and water for way, way too many days. Like, until you start to imagine that you can fly and crap. Luckily, we’ll get the play-by-play via Tweet about how Demi and Ashton are faring during their cleanse. “Nine hrs into the master cleanse. I want a steak, a beer, and a blow-pop. Hmmm this is gonna be rough,” Ashton tweeted. No duh, dude. [OK!]
After the jump, some more celebrities who like to stay “healthy” and camera-ready by cleansing.