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A Map Of Europe By Penis Size

Hi. Hello. Settle down, people. These measurements are in CENTIMETERS not INCHES. Size queens, start planning your European tour of France and Hungary. [Blame It On The Voices]

I Have “Rabbit Fever”

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“Rabbit Fever” is a documentary about the hidden America I’ve always wanted to discover. It’s like “Best In Show,” but real, and with rabbits. Gah! I want the giant, white fluffy one! I’m obsessed. I need to be the rabbit queen. And I need to see this film. [Buzzfeed]

World’s Largest Insect Chows Down A Carrot

Discovered in New Zealand, the seven-inch long Weta Bug is the world’s largest insect. I know … ewww. But what’s extraordinary about this big, gross, bug is her appetite for carrots. “She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away. She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn’t want to risk indigestion,” said the man who discovered and fed her. Hey, a girl has to eat. This sounds like what happens to me when I get in front of a chocolate bar. [The Sun UK]

This Week In Sex: Los Angeles Porn Stars May Be Legally Required To Wear Condoms And How To Have A “Blended Orgasm”

Week In Sex
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Week In Sex
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  • Los Angeles porn stars may soon be required by law to wear condoms. It’s on the ballot, people. [LA Weekly]
  • Hey, yo! It’s the top ten things dudes find super, sensual sexy about us ladies. [Shine]
  • Third grade girls really shouldn’t wear lingerie to their class Christmas party. Their teacher should have known better. But she didn’t.  [The Stir]
  • Uh oh, there’s a sperm thief on the loose. She stole her ex’s spunk and now she wants child support. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Your Personality Smells So Good

Sex = Love
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Creative Cheaters
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Expensive Breakups
Getting Dumped Is Expensive
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In my favorite scientific study of the week, researchers discovered that humans, not unlike our friends the dogs, rely quite a bit on scent to assess new people. Just because we don’t bend down and sniff butt hole doesn’t mean we’re not taking an important introductory whiff when we meet someone new. The study, done in Poland, had 30 men and 30 women without perfume, deodorant, or scented soap, wear white cotton tees. Their T-shirts were then given to people to sniff and predict what kind of person the shirt belonged to. Researchers found that we have the ability to predict certain personality traits — like extroversion, neurosis, and dominance — with great accuracy just by using our noses. This means smell is particularly important when sniffing out a mate.  Always make sure his personality smells good before accepting a second date. [Live Science]

Yogurt-Crazed Baby Is My Spirit Animal

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It’s sad how when you grow up you can no longer express your intense love for something in the same way — be it your blankie, your stuffed dog, Ralph, or your yogurt. This little guy does not hold back his burning desire for his favorite creamy treat. I feel similarly every time I pass a Pinkberry. I want to gasp. To shout. To put my head under the yogurt nozzle and pull forever and ever. But instead, I repress. Yogurt Baby expresses what society no longer allows me — or him — to. According to my calculations, Yogurt Baby is now in his teens. I wonder if he still likes yogurt. [Videogum]

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