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Improve Your Stroke With The Count Machine Onahole

Now men can combine two of their favorite things: masturbation and competitive sports! The Count Machine Onahole is a revolutionary new masturbation device that keeps track of the number of strokes, calories burned, and the total time it takes for the user to achieve orgasm. For just $123 you can insert your throbbing member into a synthetic, plastic vag, attach the counting device, and pump away while the clock runs. And then, do it again and see if you can beat your best SPM (strokes per minute). The current record is held by a porn star who clocked in at 426 SPM. Beat that, guys! Literally. Beat it. [Weird Asia News] Keep reading »

Sex Facts To Bust Out At Tonight’s Party

I’m going to be honest with you. Knowing the proper term for armpit sex—it’s called Axillism, dummy!—totally made my day. I was also pretty stoked to know that a regular sex session burns about 200 calories, that socks can actually prevent orgasms, that Republicans are kinkier than Democrats, and that tights pants are one of the leading causes of impotence. More crazy sex facts that will make yours after the jump. [Online Schools]

The Hunks Of Club Fantasy


The weekend is almost upon us and my secret wish is to find a man to dance with. In my fantasies, he is wearing a fur loin cloth and boots or nerd glasses or maybe even leather chaps. Yeah! Chaps! And we are swaying to ’80s synth rock on a checkered dance floor at a place called Club Fantasy and it smells like, uh, protein. And there is a woman in a blond wig narrating the whole thing. Wait! Someone stole my fantasy and made it into a video? There is a God after all. How do I contact these men I would like to dance with and see if they’re free this weekend? [Everything Is Terrible]
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Hot Girls Playing With Balls


Hot girls playing with balls? What’s not to like? Hence, the creation of a new weekly event in New York called “Models vs. Models” where ladies from different agencies around the city get together and battle each other in ping pong while dudes watch and drink beer. A very “fun” concept in and of itself. When interviewed about ping pong, all of the models reported basically the same thing, “It’s fun and hard.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. Wait a second. Is this just so guys can look at their butts when they bend down to pick up the balls? [NY Post] Keep reading »

All About Matt Long, The Newest Ad Man On “Mad Men”

Was anyone else wondering about Joey Baird, Sterling Cooper Draper Price’s latest hire? You know, the cute, new copywriter doing all of that “John and Marsha” business with Peggy Olson? I did a little stalking research on the newest employee, uh, actor. After the jump, what we know about Matt Long of “Mad Men” so far. Keep reading »

Frisky Reader Revealed: We Are Singing Chelles_Bells’ Praises

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet Chelles_bells, one of our most prolific commenters. Keep reading »

12 Celebs Taking A Snack Break

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I thought I was the only person who inhaled bananas on the street. I was excited to see that Joseph Gordon-Levitt has the same favorite on-the-go snack as me. It makes me want to pick bugs out of his hair and climb trees with him.

After the jump, see what some other celebs like to munch on.

How The “Jersey Shore” Cast Prepared For The Season 2 Premiere

It’s pretty much a given that every “Jersey Shore” cast member has been hitting the hair gel, dumbbells, and tanning bed hard in preparation for the season two premiere tomorrow night. But Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola has been hitting the dieting hard, too. She shows off her new, svelte bikini bod in Life & Style this week. So how did she do it? No more pasta and lots of cardio. Wait, what kind of guidette doesn’t eat pasta? What will she do for family dinners? I hope this season isn’t boring because everyone is on a diet. [Huffington Post]

After the jump, what some of the other cast members are doing to prep for the premiere. Keep reading »

Are All Russian Spies Named Anna?

Another possible Russian spy has surfaced in the U.S. and her name just also happens to be Anna. A 24-year-old Texas “beautician,” Anna Fermanova was stopped at JFK airport in NYC for trying to smuggle $15,000 worth of state-of-the-art night-vision spy gear to Moscow. Federal agents let her go, but arrested her upon her reentry into the country for attempting to export munitions. Keep reading »

12 Female Celebs With Hideous Movie Hair

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Part of the big-time payday for a major motion picture is agreeing to whatever hideous hair may await you in your trailer. Last week, we showed you the men with the worst movie hair of all time. Now, Michelle Williams has inspired us to look at the ladies. Here, she ponders her awful wig in the upcoming film “Take this Waltz.”

After the jump, some other ladies who had frightening film hair moments.

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