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All I Want For Christmas Is A Wool Nose Warmer

Holiday Gift Guide
Everything you'll ever need for your holiday shopping. Read More »
December Bdays Suck
31 reasons why it sucks to be born in December. Read More »

Hi people. As a Jew, I don’t technically celebrate Christmas, but my birthday is next week. Hint: I’d really love to receive a wool nose warmer. Won’t break the bank. Check. Keeps nose warm. Check. Conceals unsightly winter snot. Check. Makes reference to penis. Check. Yup. Everything a girl could want in a gift. [World Of Wonder]

Louis Dowler Says Kate Winslet Broke His Heart

Kate Esacapes
Kate Winslet talks about escaping from the fire. Read More »
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“I don’t think Kate behaved well and it is still very raw for me … I was in love with her and you can’t switch that off overnight … I’m not sure Kate treated me well … Kate came home with me to Cornwall and we just hung out together. She met my parents and family … I thought we were inseparable. I certainly haven’t found anyone else since … I don’t want to go into details but it wasn’t a straightforward break-up. I’m a laid-back guy, so I am not walking around with a long face — but I do still hold a torch for her.”

Louis Dowler on his breakup with Kate Winslet. She may save grannies from burning buildings, rack up Oscar noms, and impress us with her unwavering confidence, but maybe she’s not so heavenly when it comes to matters of the heart. Or maybe Louis, a Burberry model, isn’t used to getting dumped.  I mean, we all knew he was a rebound, right? I guess he didn’t. [Celebitchy]

Girl Talk: Learning To Say No

Asking Big Questions
I always ask the big questions when it comes to dating. Read More »
The Ugly Friend
How one writer stopped thinking of herself as the ugly friend in the group. Read More »
My Picking Problem
How I gave myself a bald spot and other stories of life with dermatillomania. Read More »

Last week I found myself alone in my room on a Sunday afternoon trying to write a few pages of my book. Nothing was happening. I stared out the window, almost unable to move. It was the most beautiful day out, probably the last warm one of the year.

Shouldn’t I be outside?

I was interrupted by four consecutive text messages. I had accidentally double booked plans that evening. Another friend wanted to have coffee with me. I had six unreturned voice mails. I needed to return them. Then I needed to do my laundry and go grocery shopping. I didn’t have the energy to do any of it. I hid my phone under my pillow. I slammed my computer closed. And I cried. Keep reading »

A 745 Word Example Of How Not To Make A New Friend

I-Banker Email
Rejected i-banker "Mike" penned a 1,615-word email of woe. Read More »
Technology And Dating
Technology and dating dos and don'ts. Read More »
Stupidest Emails
The stupidest things guys have said via email. Read More »

I believe you’ll remember Mike, the man who showed us how not to get a second date last week. While we’re still not sure if Mike is a douchebag or a man struggling with some very real issues, we present you with yet another one of his lengthy emails making its way around the interweb. This one comes via Danielle, a woman who claims to have been corresponding with Mike about a Craigslist rental back in 2006. This time, it’s the friendship end of the human interaction spectrum he’s after. Real? Copycat? Or maybe Mike never existed in the first place? Thoughts? Check out another one of “Mike”‘s alleged manifestos after the jump. [Observer] Keep reading »

This Week In Sex: Lindsay Lohan’s Leaked Playboy Pics & How To Have Sex In A Hot Tub

Week In Sex
Sexy headlines you shouldn't miss. Read More »
Week In Sex
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Week In Sex
The sexy headlines you shouldn't miss. Read More »
  • Oopsie. First the cover and now all of Lilo’s nakey Playboy pics found their way onto the interwebs one week too soon. She looks heavily airbrushed to me. But all in all, not too bad. (Link is NSFW.) [LA Weekly]
  • We wish “America’s Best Girlfriend” was a real reality show. [Cracked]
  • A 31-year-old man texted naked pictures of his girlfriend’s teenage daughter to “teach her a lesson.” I wonder what the lesson was meant to be? [The Stir]
  • Finally, someone tells us how to know if we’re amazing in bed. Of course we are. [Shine] Keep reading »

4 Things Ladies Should Know About Blue Balls

Masturbation Myths
Stupid misconceptions men have about the way women masturbate. Read More »
Who Has The Bigger Penis?
shirtless man photo
Whip 'em out, boys. We'll be the judge of that! Read More »

A very important question was asked of Dr. Joe DeOrio, the male sexuality expert on EmandLo.com. “What’s the deal with blue balls?” one reader asks. A very good question indeed. I’ve often wondered myself. Such a mysterious ailment, it seems to me. Dr. Joe describes it as a “discomfort in the scrotum/testes that occurs after prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculatory release.” Yeah, I’m still not able to empathize. It must be a similar to a man trying to understand periods. After the jump, four things we should know about blue balls. Keep reading »

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