Something has changed within her. Something is not the same. She’s through playing by the rules of someone else’s game. Too late for second-guessing. Too late to go back to sleep. It’s time to trust her instincts. Close her eyes and leap! It’s time she tries defying gravity. She’s flying high, defying gravity. And you can’t pull her down! I hope you enjoyed this extended “Wicked” reference. Thank you. TGIF! [Buzzfeed]
I love winter hats, but they flatten the curls I work so hard to keep bouncy. Still, the dilemma remains … my ears are friggin freezing. How to keep them warm? This year, I am exploring the world of earmuffs. UGG cardigan earmuffs are the perfect combo of cozy and cool. The wool mix knit and shearling lining should keep the ears toast and the sounds of the city at bay without destroying my ‘do.
If your lady wants to run to the bedroom immediately after unwrapping your present (meaning your holiday gift, not the present in your pants), she probably liked it. For post-gift sex indicates that your present was thoughtful, touching, meaningful, and impressive. These gifts will not inspire any sort of arousal. If you hope to get laid this holiday season, you may want to avoid slipping these gifts under the tree.
Oh, the things I learn in a day of trolling the interweb for penis stories. Today, oh glorious day, I learned that the ostrich hard-on, unlike other bird erections, is of the blood vascular variety as opposed to a lymphatic type. If you are learned in the science realm, then you’ll know that reptiles and humans (proud members of the mammal family) also get blood vascular erections. Meaning blood flows to the penis and makes it hard. Interesting point being that ostriches may be the evolutionary erection link in the penile tree. Other important discovery: the most common form of bird sex is known as the “cloacal kiss.” This is when the girl and boy birds touch their cloaca (the small all-purpose orifices in the butt region) together so sperm can pass. In conclusion, I mostly just wrote this post to freak Amelia out. She hates birds and their penises. [io9]
“Ru Paul’s Drag Race” Season 4 looks absolutely sick! Based on this preview, we should prepare to gag on some serious eleganza because these queens are serving up reality realness like never before. Work! January 30, 2012. Calendar marked. The only thing that could make it more of a main event in my life is if Ru invited me to be a extra special guest. Nobody cares about Kelly Osbourne, right? And I’m not just throwing shade. [NYMag]