Add a time clock and some friendly competition to TLC’s “Extreme Couponing” and you’ve got “Extreme Couponing All-Stars,” which premieres on December 27. It’s kind of like what “Supermarket Sweep” always should have been. The best extreme couponers compete for the title of America’s Biggest Super Saver. This clip features contender Faatima who experience a panic at the super market when she forgets “the big mamma of them all” — her cleanser. Um, I need this show and I need it now.
When I told Amelia I was going to write something about why I like bad dates, she asked me, “Do you really like them?”
“Of course not!” I replied. “Does anyone?”
No. Everyone hates bad dates. There is nothing that destroys your spirit more than spending an evening with someone whose company you quickly discover you can’t stand. A bad date can make you want to go home and take 17 showers or encourage you to start wearing ankle-length skirts. Because obviously, you are going to die a lonely spinster.
After exceptionally bad dates, my best friend used to joke, “I am having a funeral for my vagina.”
Her description, while hilarious, is not that far off. A bad date is like a mini-death. It’s a moment when your balloon of hope about the prospect of romance gets deflated. Keep reading »
I found a picture of this, um, sex toy. It appears to be a stuffed animal fleshlight with dentures in its ass. But I’m not really sure. Can someone please tell me what this is and how it works? I would be ever so grateful. [Dlisted] Keep reading »
For a while now, I’ve been obsessed with the fifth taste bud, the elusive and mysterious Umami. Some refer to it simply as “savoriness.” In Japanese it translates to “deliciousness.” But what is it exactly? It’s hard to say. This Taste No. 5 Umami Paste allows you to experience the magical deliciousness of the fifth taste with the squeeze of a tube. The special blend is a mixture of tomato, garlic, anchovy paste, black olives, balsamic vinegar, porcini mushrooms, Parmesan cheese, olive oil and just a touch of sugar and salt. So many amazing flavors all at once! You can smear it, or mix it, or eat it straight out of the tube. This may be the best thing to happen to me since green Tabasco sauce.