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Your Brownie Husband Looks Delicious

I believe this guy is what they call “husband material.” A rich, gooey, chocolatey center is as good a reason as any to tie the knot. I mean, he could get messy in bed, but Duncan Hines’ Brownie Husband makes dating the Gingerbread Man look like a joke. Can they please invent this for reals? Or at least have a storyline about Brownie Husband on “30 Rock”? [FYI, I realized upon looking at the photo that it's from a "Saturday Night Live" commercial parody and the woman is actually Tina Fey. Which is a funny coincidence given Ami's "30 Rock" reference. -- Editor] [Prickly Legs]

The Money Shot: Christmas Is Busting Out All Over

Should someone tell the Johnson family that they have a very merry penis on their front lawn?  Nah. Might as well let Christmas keep coming until New Year’s. [Sofa Pizza]

What Was The Best Holiday Gift You Received?

Holiday Gift Guide
Everything you'll ever need for your holiday shopping. Read More »
December Bdays Suck
31 reasons why it sucks to be born in December. Read More »

It’s fun to receive a gift you ask for, but, in my opinion, it’s more fun to receive a gift you didn’t ask for, and be astounded by how well chosen it was. My friend Nick gifted me  the soundtrack to the 1979 film “The Main Event” on vinyl. For those of you who missed this gem, it’s a “glove story” starring Barbara Streisand and Ryan O’ Neal. Yes, there is boxing involved and Babs wears those little shorts where her butt hangs out the bottom. But the important thing to note is that the soundtrack is Barbara’s foray into disco music. Yessss!  And, my friends, there is a track called “I’d Clean A Fish For You.” If that’s not “glove,” than I don’t know what is. I have never met anyone I would clean a fish for. No gift could have made me giddier and I didn’t even know I wanted it. Tell us about the best gift you received this holiday season in the comments. 

When Only Hall And Oates Can Help

Talk About Kitten
We really need to talk about Kitten. Watch »
MTV's iCondom App
Today's Lady News
New smartphone app tells you the nearest place to buy rubbers. Read More »
The New Mistletoe
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Callin’ Oates, the Hall and Oates hotline, may change the way I feel about phone calls. In case of a  music emergency, dial (719) 26-OATES (62837) for the kind of life-saving, pick-me-up that only Hall and Oates hits can provide. I’m jealous that I didn’t think of this first. [Buzzfeed]

A Very “Fresh Prince” Holiday

Obama Xmas Card
President Obama's Christmas card photo
Sarah Palin pooh-poohs the Obama's Christmas card. Read More »
The New Mistletoe
A new app replaces mistletoe with cameltoe. Read More »

“There’s nothing like spending Holidays with fam!” Will Smith said of his “Fresh Prince of Bel Air ” reunion. It’s nice to see the prince back on his throne. I know Will was the cool one, but I only had eyes for Carlton and his amazing dance moves. [The Daily What]

This Week In Sex: Tips From A World Champion Masturbator & A Vatican Porno Site?

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Pics
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics were leaked too soon. Read More »
The New Mistletoe
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My G-Spot Orgasm
One writer talks about having a G-spot orgasm. Read More »
  • The winner of the Masturbate-a-thon, Masanobu Sato, shares his self-love secrets. (NSFW) [Huffington Post]
  • Finally, a reality show about people receiving treatment for sexual dysfunctions. Find out more about LOGO’s “Bad Sex.” [College Candy]
  • The secret to getting him to crave your sex. Wait … I thought he already did, [Your Tango]
  • The top 10 sexiest celeb moments of the year. In case you were wondering, yes, it includes Ryan Gosling’s street fight. [Yahoo] Keep reading »
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