I believe this guy is what they call “husband material.” A rich, gooey, chocolatey center is as good a reason as any to tie the knot. I mean, he could get messy in bed, but Duncan Hines’ Brownie Husband makes dating the Gingerbread Man look like a joke. Can they please invent this for reals? Or at least have a storyline about Brownie Husband on “30 Rock”? [FYI, I realized upon looking at the photo that it's from a "Saturday Night Live" commercial parody and the woman is actually Tina Fey. Which is a funny coincidence given Ami's "30 Rock" reference. -- Editor] [Prickly Legs]
Should someone tell the Johnson family that they have a very merry penis on their front lawn? Nah. Might as well let Christmas keep coming until New Year’s. [Sofa Pizza]
It’s fun to receive a gift you ask for, but, in my opinion, it’s more fun to receive a gift you didn’t ask for, and be astounded by how well chosen it was. My friend Nick gifted me the soundtrack to the 1979 film “The Main Event” on vinyl. For those of you who missed this gem, it’s a “glove story” starring Barbara Streisand and Ryan O’ Neal. Yes, there is boxing involved and Babs wears those little shorts where her butt hangs out the bottom. But the important thing to note is that the soundtrack is Barbara’s foray into disco music. Yessss! And, my friends, there is a track called “I’d Clean A Fish For You.” If that’s not “glove,” than I don’t know what is. I have never met anyone I would clean a fish for. No gift could have made me giddier and I didn’t even know I wanted it. Tell us about the best gift you received this holiday season in the comments.
Callin’ Oates, the Hall and Oates hotline, may change the way I feel about phone calls. In case of a music emergency, dial (719) 26-OATES (62837) for the kind of life-saving, pick-me-up that only Hall and Oates hits can provide. I’m jealous that I didn’t think of this first. [Buzzfeed]
“There’s nothing like spending Holidays with fam!” Will Smith said of his “Fresh Prince of Bel Air ” reunion. It’s nice to see the prince back on his throne. I know Will was the cool one, but I only had eyes for Carlton and his amazing dance moves. [The Daily What]