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Today In Terribleness: Albino Girl Sacrificed For Magic Potion In Africa

In Swaziland, a tiny country in Southern Africa, an 11-year-old albino girl, Banele Nxumalo, was shot, beheaded, and sent down the river all in the name of witchcraft last week. Keep reading »

Vivien Leigh Was Gone With The Women

According to a new tell-all biography, Vivien Leigh, best known as Scarlett O’Hara in “Gone With the Wind,” had a few dirty secrets under that hoop skirt. What was really going on behind the scenes of her fairytale marriage to Laurence Olivier? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »

Clouds That Look Like Peen

There’s nothing better to do on a lazy summer day than lay in the park and cloud-gaze. It’s an elephant … an ice cream cone … a peen? There’s no mistake. This cumulus looks like c**k. After the jump, some more undeniably wang-like clouds. Ah, the majesty of nature. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Video: The Snuggie Fights Back Against The Snazzy Napper

Last week, I discovered the Snazzy Napper, which, in my opinion, is way more edgy than the Snuggie. But the Snuggie will not go gently into that good night. In an effort to remain competitive in the ever-evolving sleep accessory market, the Snuggie is diversifying with new limited-edition prints and a new ad campaign … to the tune of “Macarena.” Oh my. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Little Girl Who Heard Mommy And Daddy Doin’ It Gets Auto Tuned

The little girl who heard her mommy and daddy saying “Uhh-uhh” in the bedroom gets an auto tune remix. Um, can we say big hit? [The Daily What] Keep reading »

6 Celebrity Hoarders

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Kristin Chenoweth may look perfect and perky, but she has a secret. A secret hoarding problem. The “GCB” star was on “Ellen” this week and confessed to having a large stockpile of quarters. “I love quarters,” she squealed. “I obsess on saving them…. I have jars of quarters. I stash them away and the minute I get home from a shopping trip or any trip, I put all the quarters away and I save the quarters.” Apparently, her need for quarters is linked to a deep fear of being without change at the laundromat. I can so relate. Kristin is sadly not the only famous face with a dirty hoarding secret.

 

Click through to meet some other celebrity hoaders… 

Kylie Minogue Knows How To Work A Microphone

That’s some unfortunate microphone placement on Kylie Minogue’s part if I’ve ever seen it. Apparently it was banned from Facebook for nudity. The teddy bear must have felt violated. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Who Wants To Date A Female Inmate?

For the dudes (or the ladies) who can’t find a decent date, why not try a more captive audience … like inmates. Three new online dating sites, Prison Inmates, Cellblockmail, and Meet-An-Inmate allow you to find the prisoner pen pal of your dreams. If things go well, maybe she will call you collect or let you deposit funds into her commissary account. I’m personally a fan of Sandy, the 56-year-old dental hygienist looking for the “Abott to her Costello.” Uh, dare I ask what landed her in the slammer for murder in the second degree? Actually, I’m not sure I want to know. After the jump, the most eligible bachelorettes behind bars. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

12 Supermodel Mammas So Hot They Make Us Want To Vom

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Yet another Victoria’s Secret supermodel has gotten knocked up. Miranda Kerr has confirmed that she is officially four months preggo with Orlando Bloom’s seed. How off the charts attractive will that offspring be? And even more annoying, how ridiculously beautiful does Miranda Kerr look? Oh genetics, how you play favorites. [People]

After the jump, some more supermodel mommies so gorgeous they make us sick. Sick, we tell you!

Must Watch: Whitney Cummings’ Special On Comedy Central


We know good comedy when we see it. Like, for instance, a woman who isn’t afraid to make fun of balls. Yeah, there’s no nice way to say it, they’re just … ugly. A few months ago, we told you Whitney Cummings was a comedienne to watch and now she has her own Comedy Central special called “Whitney Cummings: Money Shot.” You can laugh with Whitney tomorrow night as she pontificates at length on important topics such as balls, porn, and “the pump fake.” Done and done. [Icon Vision] Keep reading »

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