There’s nothing better to do on a lazy summer day than lay in the park and cloud-gaze. It’s an elephant … an ice cream cone … a peen? There’s no mistake. This cumulus looks like c**k. After the jump, some more undeniably wang-like clouds. Ah, the majesty of nature. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Kristin Chenoweth may look perfect and perky, but she has a secret. A secret hoarding problem. The “GCB” star was on “Ellen” this week and confessed to having a large stockpile of quarters. “I love quarters,” she squealed. “I obsess on saving them…. I have jars of quarters. I stash them away and the minute I get home from a shopping trip or any trip, I put all the quarters away and I save the quarters.” Apparently, her need for quarters is linked to a deep fear of being without change at the laundromat. I can so relate. Kristin is sadly not the only famous face with a dirty hoarding secret.
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That’s some unfortunate microphone placement on Kylie Minogue’s part if I’ve ever seen it. Apparently it was banned from Facebook for nudity. The teddy bear must have felt violated. [The Daily What] Keep reading »
For the dudes (or the ladies) who can’t find a decent date, why not try a more captive audience … like inmates. Three new online dating sites, Prison Inmates, Cellblockmail, and Meet-An-Inmate allow you to find the prisoner pen pal of your dreams. If things go well, maybe she will call you collect or let you deposit funds into her commissary account. I’m personally a fan of Sandy, the 56-year-old dental hygienist looking for the “Abott to her Costello.” Uh, dare I ask what landed her in the slammer for murder in the second degree? Actually, I’m not sure I want to know. After the jump, the most eligible bachelorettes behind bars. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
We know good comedy when we see it. Like, for instance, a woman who isn’t afraid to make fun of balls. Yeah, there’s no nice way to say it, they’re just … ugly. A few months ago, we told you Whitney Cummings was a comedienne to watch and now she has her own Comedy Central special called “Whitney Cummings: Money Shot.” You can laugh with Whitney tomorrow night as she pontificates at length on important topics such as balls, porn, and “the pump fake.” Done and done. [Icon Vision] Keep reading »