How sublimely narcissistic (and slightly creepy) of Megan Fox to have sexual relations with a mannequin version of herself. Click through to see all the naughty things she wants to do to herself in her Interview magazine spread (besides mounting herself doggie style). [Buzzfeed]
Mackenzie Phillips is back on TV and this time she is shedding “the last vestige of the junkie [she] used be.” No, she’s not on “Celebrity Rehab” again, she’s on the OWN network’s “Extreme Clutter” with Peter Walsh. Yep, she has a little hoarding problem. She says her “hidden clutter,” which is mostly family memorabilia, is her way of hanging on to the past. With Peter’s help, she’s ready to let go of the things that have negative power and keep the things that have meaning for her future. Good for her for tackling her hoard.[Huffington Post]
Click through to see some more celebs who are rumored hoarders.
Here’s an amazing excerpt from the 1948 book, You And Your Sex Life: An Illustrated Guide Book For Women. You’ll find this particularly helpful if you’re one of the few women in the world who still has pubic hair or if you don’t yet use baby wipes. Soap and water does the trick when your pubes become odorous. As far as your anal area, you must cleanse carefully after every “evacuation.” And last but not least, ladies, don’t forget to clean the smegma out of your vestibule, it becomes offensive if neglected. Good to know. [Buzzfeed]
Divorce? What divorce? Did you know that Kim Kardashian is now a size 2? Look over here at Kim in a red bikini! Look! Look at her bikini bod and forget about everything that happened in the last six months. Deflect with her diet of eggs, fish, chicken and salad. Intrigue with her dedication to eating organically and drinking wheatgrass. Amaze with tales of her hour-long training sessions. Nope … didn’t work. That trick really only works with toddlers and dogs. I’m still waiting for a sincere explanation about her 72-day marriage. I mean, Sinead O’Connor’s only lasted 16 days and she had some insight, albeit disturbing: “I felt like I was living in a coffin.” [Celebitchy]
So, we’ve updated our list of guys not to date in 2012, now we just need some guys we can go out with. Because dating is best tackled with a positive attitude (as positive as one can muster), we’ve put together a virtual shout out to the Universe. Dear Universe, please send some viable options this year such as the ones listed below. After the jump, guys you should date in 2012. Keep reading »