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Megan Fox Mounts Herself In “Interview”

How sublimely narcissistic (and slightly creepy) of Megan Fox to have sexual relations with a mannequin version of herself. Click through to see all the naughty things she wants to do to herself in her Interview magazine spread (besides mounting herself doggie style). [Buzzfeed]

7 Celebrity Hoarders

My Mother Is A Hoarder
An essay from a woman with a hoarder in the family. Read More »

Mackenzie Phillips is back on TV and this time she is shedding “the last vestige of the junkie [she] used be.” No, she’s not on “Celebrity Rehab” again, she’s on the OWN network’s “Extreme Clutter” with Peter Walsh. Yep, she has a little hoarding problem. She says her “hidden clutter,” which is mostly family memorabilia, is her way of hanging on to the past. With Peter’s help, she’s ready to let go of the things that have negative power and keep the things that have meaning for her future. Good for her for tackling her hoard.[Huffington Post]

Click through to see some more celebs who are rumored hoarders.

Helpful Tips For Keeping Your Nether Region Pristine

Gross Beauty Rituals
The gross things we do to be beautiful. Read More »
Pooping Etiquette
10 bathroom rules that couples should abide by. Read More »
51 Vag Names
These vagina nicknames are approved by the Lord. Watch »
Keep Pubic Hair!
A soapbox about why we should keep our pubic hair. Read More »

Here’s an amazing excerpt from the 1948 book, You And Your Sex Life: An Illustrated Guide Book For Women. You’ll find this particularly helpful if you’re one of the few women in the world who still has pubic hair or if you don’t yet use baby wipes. Soap and water does the trick when your pubes become odorous. As far as your anal area, you must cleanse carefully after every “evacuation.” And last but not least, ladies, don’t forget to clean the smegma out of your vestibule, it becomes offensive if neglected. Good to know. [Buzzfeed]

Us Weekly Tries To Distract Us From Kim Kardashian’s Divorce By Dangling Her Diet In Our Face

Kim's Dating Timeline
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From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »
Kardashian Divorce
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It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »

Divorce? What divorce? Did you know that Kim Kardashian is now a size 2?  Look over here at Kim in a red bikini! Look! Look at her bikini bod and forget about everything that happened in the last six months. Deflect with her diet of eggs, fish, chicken and salad. Intrigue with her dedication to eating organically and drinking wheatgrass. Amaze with tales of her hour-long training sessions.  Nope … didn’t work. That trick really only works with toddlers and dogs. I’m still waiting for a sincere explanation about her 72-day marriage. I mean, Sinead O’Connor’s only lasted 16 days and she had some insight, albeit disturbing: “I felt like I was living in a coffin.” [Celebitchy]

18 Guys You Should Date In 2012

The Best Of 2011!
Our picks for the best of the year in pop culture, style, sex, and more! Read More »
Do Not Date These Guys
12 guys you shouldn't date in 2011. Read More »
22 Things About Dating
We wish we knew these 22 things about dating when we were 22. Read More »
Nice Guys...
They don't have to finish last. Read More »

So, we’ve updated our list of guys not to date in 2012, now we just need some guys we can go out with. Because dating is best tackled with a positive attitude (as positive as one can muster), we’ve put together a virtual shout out to the Universe. Dear Universe, please send some viable options this year such as the ones listed below. After the jump, guys you should date in 2012. Keep reading »

It’s A Nice Day For A White Castle Wedding

Wedding Planning Sucks
Andrea started having emotional breakdowns a month into planning. Read More »
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Weddings in stuffy ballrooms with fancy buffets are overrated. Clinton and Rosemary knew that their wedding should be all about their love for each other … and for mini-sliders. That’s why they exchanged vows at their local White Castle in Louisville. Incidentally, Rosemary’s parents had their first date there, so it’s kind of like a family tradition. Fast food romance at its finest. [Buzzfeed]

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